The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: joe on Aug 12, 2011, 12:52:13 AM
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Burp.
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I remember the best option being a multi-cheese mix.
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:fingershake::fingershake::fingershake::fingershake::fingershake:
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Hey, it's been awhile.
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Ha, outvoted.
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I'm about to embark on a pizza eating competition.
Me and 6 other members of my crack team will have 2 hours to eat a 54x54 inch pizza.
If we win we get 1000$ to split between us.
If we lose we have to pay for the pizza 250 bucks.
EDIT: Made sure it says competition.
EDIT: Quest. :)
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I meant quest. Someone edit my post to read quest please.
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Done.
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As long as the cheese melts, I'm game. Cheddar yes; parmesan, no.
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As long as the cheese melts, I'm game. Cheddar yes; parmesan, no.
Parmesan is for after the melting.
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I'm talking about actual topping, though, as in before cooking.
I use the grated/ground parmesan primarily to soak up the pizza grease.
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i"ll eat anything but chunk tuna ans sea urchin
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Cheddar was chosen by 3 people.
3 people in this board are overweight
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Cheddar was chosen by 3 people.
3 people in this board are overweight
lol nope
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or vegetarian
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Cheddar simply doesn't melt well enough to be the choice for pizza topping. Besides, cheddar cheese should be enjoyed in one of two ways:
1. Less than 1 day old, in room temperature, unripened, squeeky cheese curd form.
2. Aged more than 5 years, sharp, and crumbly.
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>implying cheddar is more fattening than other cheese
>implying cheddar is vegetarian
Yep, she's back and making less sense than ever!
Are you trying to be funny or did you squeeze out a portion of your brain with your illegitimate ninja baby?
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>implying cheddar is more fattening than other cheese
>implying cheddar is vegetarian
Cheddar has 9 grams of fat per ounce, 6 of which is saturated. Feta has 6 grams, 4 saturated, Mozzarella is about 6.8 grams fat.
She was talking about me voting even though I haven't had much dairy cheese in the last half a decade, as I am mostly vegan and don't really have much of a taste for real cheese any longer.
She's making plenty of sense.
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Ha ha, "ninja baby". Mental image won't leave.
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That's a damn fine idea for a TV series right there.
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No. No, it's a terrible idea.
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No. No, it's a terrible idea.
So that means it will be produced and last at least three seasons.
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I keep hoping for answers about if Baby Ninja will get off the island..but they just bring up more questions without giving me any answers!
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You forgot about the racial backlash from the "colorblind" casting of a white baby as the title character. Because he just happened to be the superior actor or whatever.
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Also, what's the deal with the aliens? Are they out there or not and will Ninja Baby ever get around to kicking their ass (singular, they all share one, they are aliens after all)?
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Baby Ninja is half-alien. That's why he's so strong. Sure, they didn't say it. But it was implied in the second season finale where you see the Grandmaster's eyes glowing for two seconds if you DVR the episode and press pause.
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Zombie Lee Van Cleef and a van? Awesome.
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>implying cheddar is more fattening than other cheese
>implying cheddar is vegetarian
Cheddar has 9 grams of fat per ounce, 6 of which is saturated. Feta has 6 grams, 4 saturated, Mozzarella is about 6.8 grams fat.
She was talking about me voting even though I haven't had much dairy cheese in the last half a decade, as I am mostly vegan and don't really have much of a taste for real cheese any longer.
She's making plenty of sense.
Oh yeah 2.2 grams is a world of difference. Thanks for clearing that up.
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Also I just copyrighted ninja baby in all media forms and you must now cease and desist discussion of this IP in a public forum.
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So I got this new idea...Infant Samurai.
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That's great. You can do a crossover with mine: Fetal Fighter. Wait 'til we get to Super Fetal Fighter 2. It's be so great we'll never leave. We'll keep making all of our shit with a 2 at the end.
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/call lawyer
In semi unrelated news. I wish I had a girl worth spending the 180 bucks on for this...
http://livingsocial.com/adventures/103275-ultimate-ninja-adventure?msdc_id=120
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>implying cheddar is more fattening than other cheese
>implying cheddar is vegetarian
Cheddar has 9 grams of fat per ounce, 6 of which is saturated. Feta has 6 grams, 4 saturated, Mozzarella is about 6.8 grams fat.
She was talking about me voting even though I haven't had much dairy cheese in the last half a decade, as I am mostly vegan and don't really have much of a taste for real cheese any longer.
She's making plenty of sense.
Oh yeah 2.2 grams is a world of difference. Thanks for clearing that up.
A large pizza has 6 oz of cheese. 54 grams of fat for the whole pie vs 40.8. It makes a difference in durations. A man who eats nothing but cheddar vs a man who eats nothing but mozzarella will have a difference in their fat intake. Don't just throw facts away because you don't care for Faye Faye.
Martial Arts is Bullshit, Pen and Teller told me so.
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Don't lie. Teller didn't tell you squat.
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Don't lie. Teller didn't tell you squat.
He says more without words than Shakespeare does with them.
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I remember the good old days when Penn was the voice of Comedy Central
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>implying cheddar is more fattening than other cheese
>implying cheddar is vegetarian
Cheddar has 9 grams of fat per ounce, 6 of which is saturated. Feta has 6 grams, 4 saturated, Mozzarella is about 6.8 grams fat.
She was talking about me voting even though I haven't had much dairy cheese in the last half a decade, as I am mostly vegan and don't really have much of a taste for real cheese any longer.
She's making plenty of sense.
Oh yeah 2.2 grams is a world of difference. Thanks for clearing that up.
A large pizza has 6 oz of cheese. 54 grams of fat for the whole pie vs 40.8. It makes a difference in durations. A man who eats nothing but cheddar vs a man who eats nothing but mozzarella will have a difference in their fat intake. Don't just throw facts away because you don't care for Faye Faye.
Martial Arts is Bullshit, Pen and Teller told me so.
Difference in fat intake is minimal unless you're eating nothing but pizza which no one said anything about. She's retarded don't act like you don't know it!
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A large pizza has 6 oz of cheese. 54 grams of fat for the whole pie vs 40.8. It makes a difference in durations. A man who eats nothing but cheddar vs a man who eats nothing but mozzarella will have a difference in their fat intake. Don't just throw facts away because you don't care for Faye Faye.
Martial Arts is Bullshit, Pen and Teller told me so.
I don't know what he said since I have him blocked, but I didn't know you were vegan, Fiero. Or did I? I think I'm developing alzeheimer :s
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>implying cheddar is more fattening than other cheese
>implying cheddar is vegetarian
Cheddar has 9 grams of fat per ounce, 6 of which is saturated. Feta has 6 grams, 4 saturated, Mozzarella is about 6.8 grams fat.
She was talking about me voting even though I haven't had much dairy cheese in the last half a decade, as I am mostly vegan and don't really have much of a taste for real cheese any longer.
She's making plenty of sense.
Oh yeah 2.2 grams is a world of difference. Thanks for clearing that up.
A large pizza has 6 oz of cheese. 54 grams of fat for the whole pie vs 40.8. It makes a difference in durations. A man who eats nothing but cheddar vs a man who eats nothing but mozzarella will have a difference in their fat intake. Don't just throw facts away because you don't care for Faye Faye.
Martial Arts is Bullshit, Pen and Teller told me so.
Difference in fat intake is minimal unless you're eating nothing but pizza which no one said anything about. She's retarded don't act like you don't know it!
No, she's really not.
A large pizza has 6 oz of cheese. 54 grams of fat for the whole pie vs 40.8. It makes a difference in durations. A man who eats nothing but cheddar vs a man who eats nothing but mozzarella will have a difference in their fat intake. Don't just throw facts away because you don't care for Faye Faye.
Martial Arts is Bullshit, Pen and Teller told me so.
I don't know what he said since I have him blocked, but I didn't know you were vegan, Fiero. Or did I? I think I'm developing alzeheimer :s
Well ... that doesn't help my defense of you.... D:
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It would've been funnier if she called it "old timer's".
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It would've been funnier if she called it "old timer's".
Yep.
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Well ... that doesn't help my defense of you.... D:
Told ya
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Well ... that doesn't help my defense of you.... D:
Told ya
One little thing. She's still right about the cheese. She's no more retarded than you are.
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Ehhhhhhhhhhh...
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Well ... that doesn't help my defense of you.... D:
Told ya
One little thing. She's still right about the cheese. She's no more retarded than you are.
Calling cheddar cheese vegetarian over mozzerella cheese is not a little thing it's up there on the retard scale.
and the cheese thing is barely right and 10 bucks says she didn't know that either and was just being retarded.
Me retarded? I have a fucking master's degree. Where did you niggas matriculate again?
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A master's degree in pretending you're someone else isn't helping you, man. Besides, we all know you went through that to stay in school a little longer so you could fill up on 18 year-old poontang before making your leap.
But back on topic...cheddar is beddar.
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But not on pizza!
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A master's degree in pretending you're someone else isn't helping you, man. Besides, we all know you went through that to stay in school a little longer so you could fill up on 18 year-old poontang before making your leap.
But back on topic...cheddar is beddar.
What? I didn't go to school for theater. My master's is in Media and Communication. And it was one of the more difficult programs (choosing it was the only retarded move I made), but you're right I did it while focusing mainly on banging 18 yr olds. Which means I'm even smarter than the people who were actually applying themselves. Of course now I'm an actor and I'm not using the degree at all, but the fact that I'm wicked smart remains.
Anyway, someone who thinks cheddar is the vegetarian cheese couldn't do it.
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Anyway, someone who thinks cheddar is the vegetarian cheese couldn't do it.
She didn't say anything about cheddar cheese actually being vegetarian.
She was talking about me voting even though I haven't had much dairy cheese in the last half a decade, as I am mostly vegan and don't really have much of a taste for real cheese any longer.
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SHE DIDNT KNOW HE WAS VEGETARTIAN!
GOSHHH!
keep up with the convo!
Sheeezzzz
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Dude, what are you babbling about?
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She was not talking about fiero.
She was saying the people who voted for cheddar are vegetarian.
Right after she typed that her left eye rolled up into her head, she farted, and made a gurgling sound.
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Degrees have no real indication of your intelligence, only your ability to pass classes.
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Degrees also taste great with mozzarella.
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And the smell of your armpits.
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Degrees have no real indication of your intelligence, only your ability to pass classes.
Do you have a degree?
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Indeed I do not. I have a serious lack of self control, not a lack of intelligence. One of these days ....
But in my field a degree only means you want to be in management. Certifications are the money makers here.
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And certification is basically a way of saying, "yes, I would like more work for less pay than someone with a degree in this shit."
Then again, if you're in a technical field, you should be used to that already.
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Indeed. All the managers have degrees. I have no personal desire to be in management, but I know more about what I actually do. They have broad knowledge (which makes sense management) without knowledge of details while I know exactly what it takes to get my costumer working again (usually).
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Indeed I do not. I have a serious lack of self control, not a lack of intelligence. One of these days ....
But in my field a degree only means you want to be in management. Certifications are the money makers here.
Then with all due respect you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I mean to say that the teacher and student learning dynamic has shit all to do with intelligence is right up there with cheddar is the vegetarian cheese my friend.
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Go bite someone's ass.
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Then with all due respect you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I'm not critiquing anyone here, but, just how do you with all due respect tell someone, "you don't know what the fuck you're talking about"? Are they due no respect, or is not knowing what the fuck they're talking about all of a sudden a state deserving of some modicum of respect?
Anyway, here's a public service announcement in favor of cheddar on pizza.
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I don't what that is, but I'm hungry now.
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Degrees have no real indication of your intelligence, only your ability to pass classes.
Do you have a degree?
I agree with his statement and I have a degree.
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I don't what that is, but I'm hungry now.
"QUAAAAAAID...."
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I'm not critiquing anyone here, but, just how do you with all due respect tell someone, "you don't know what the fuck you're talking about"?
It's simple really. I'm a heel over here and a face on your board.
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Degrees have no real indication of your intelligence, only your ability to pass classes.
Do you have a degree?
I agree with his statement and I have a degree.
You have an undergrad degree. A monkey can get one of those.
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Doesn't that just prove his point? Like it's such a giant leap from undergrad to postgrad.
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The only leap is putting yourself more into debt to do it.
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Actually it is a giant leap. Just as he has no idea about college having never been there. You have no idea about grad school (and neither did I). If I had known what I was in for I would've just become a bartender instead.
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I know people who went through and wish they hadn't.
I do know a few that are glad to have done it.
Personal inexperience is inequal to lack of knowledge, though I will grant you that perosnal experience grants a deeper understanding of knowledge.
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If by deeper understanding you mean the difference between someone whose only read/seen a movie/heard from a friend about something and someone whose actually done it then yeah, and the difference is huge.
For example you can read about skydiving all you want, but you won't know shit about what it feels like to jump out of a plane. And you certainly won't be taken seriously when you say "pfft skydiving, that's nothin! I read a book about it ya know."
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You have no idea about grad school
Oh, I most certainly do. If a monkey can get a bachelor's, a master's is just a taller tree.
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I thought that too but it's different. It's like that point in the anime where you realize there is a whole secret crew of characters (that were silhouettes in the opening) that are even stronger than the main character, and then they train him to get up on their level.
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Or they just beat the tar out of him.
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I'd watch a show like that. ^
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Grad school, as it was explained to me by an engineering grad student, differed from undergraduate studies in that, while before you were predominantly getting hammered with school work and struggling to survive, at that point you were also the professors' bitch, as well, doing all their dirty work and having to maintain a C average to finish.
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Yeah engineering is hard even for undergrad. If some ignoramus told an engineering major that college doesn't test your intelligence and only your ability to pass classes they'd probably stab them.
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*earned a BSEE*
*and an AASRT*
*wants a BLT*
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Yeah engineering is hard even for undergrad.
I guess only the really smart monkeys get those.
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Yeah engineering is hard even for undergrad.
I guess only the really smart monkeys get those.
I will say nothing about that. That shit's hardcore.
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Yeah engineering is hard even for undergrad.
I guess only the really smart monkeys get those.
Yep, I've seen rise of the planet of the apes so I know what I'm talking about.
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When I make garbage bread, which I use with pizza dough, I put every cheese I can find in it. Blue Cheese is great for that sort of thing.
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When I read "garbage bread", I immediately pictured you going through all the motions of making the dough, putting it in the pan, sticking it in the oven, waiting for it to bake, and then when it's done promptly dumping the hot loaf directly in the trash.
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When I read "garbage bread", I immediately pictured you going through all the motions of making the dough, putting it in the pan, sticking it in the oven, waiting for it to bake, and then when it's done promptly dumping the hot loaf directly in the trash.
I was thinking he went to all his neighbors and got out their moldy tossed bread.
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Fresh bread baked on a garbage can lid.
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I was thinking that he made something like foccacia but with all kinds of random ingredients.
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When I read "garbage bread", I immediately pictured you going through all the motions of making the dough, putting it in the pan, sticking it in the oven, waiting for it to bake, and then when it's done promptly dumping the hot loaf directly in the trash.
Most of the time, it ends up like that, anyway.
It's called Garbage Bread, because you can put anything inside it. Any cheese, any meats, any veggies... whatever. I generally put pepperoni and cheese or ham and cheese in mine. Sometimes I'll let the shit hit the fan and throw pepperoni, ham, salami, capicola and about 7 or 8 cheeses in there... and some spicy mustard. I bring it into work and everyone eats it up like vultures swooping down on their prey. The only downside is that the more you put in there, the heavier it becomes... and the more liquid inside (see ham), the better the chances are it will explode in the oven.
Anyway... here is some that I made a year or two ago... it's light on both the pepperoni and cheese. I think I only used sharp in that one.
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8240/58500157594027588456100.jpg
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NOT how is should be done.
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/5150/breadsdone.jpg
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That first one looks legit.
The second, however... What the eff, dude? :laugh:
That shit looks like special effects from an '80s horror flick.
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I had a lot of fresh mozzarella and ham in there... both of which contain a lot of moisture, and I think as it heated, the moisture literally blew a whole through the bottom of the thing and it exploded out the side. When I tried to lift it, the thing fell to pieces. I was making three different kinds to bring into work for a party... but so much for that. I let my dough rise overnight, so I couldn't make another one in time. So I took a picture in case anyone asked where the other one was. And these people I work with get on my ass when I don't bring it in at parties. I think sometimes they come in to work just to eat it.
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I'd eat either of those.
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I'd eat either of those.
That's what SHE said. And then she ate both of them. :aroused:
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Also pictured dumpster diving for "garbage bread".
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I wasn't talking about the percenteage of fat etc on the cheese, I was talking about the stereotypes that come with it
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Hahaha. Cheesus Christ.
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There are statistics that show that Americans are typically fat, and that show cheddar is a preferred cheese in America (along with American).
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Oh yeah the common stereotype that all fat people eat cheddar! How could I have forg...
No wait, she's retarded.
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But so are you, so it's okay.
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Then we'd all be retarded.
But we're not.
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We kind of are.
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We post here don't we?
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There are statistics that show that Americans are typically fat, and that show cheddar is a preferred cheese in America (along with American).
But do those statistics count the twelve triple-cheeseburgers the cheddar's being eaten on daily?
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There are statistics that show that Americans are typically fat, and that show cheddar is a preferred cheese in America (along with American).
But do those statistics count the twelve triple-cheeseburgers the cheddar's being eaten on daily?
I don't know. Let's take a survey.