The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Rama on Jun 18, 2011, 03:00:50 AM
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http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/06/ewok_jailed_after_exposing_his_yub_nub_in_public_t.php
I just loved the title of this article. This guy was also in one the Harry Potter movies as well.
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in b4 Lucas splices this into ROTJ.
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"Back in 1983 the technology just wasn't there to have Ewoks whip out their junk. They were midgets in very crude suits. Now, with how much special effects have advanced, each Ewok can have a giant 16 inch penis in every scene just like I always intended. And yes...Wicket shot first. Shot his load."
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and I'm even watching ROTJ as I type this. I also know which Ewok this guy played so I can watch for him in the movie.
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Deceptive pictured used in that article, as Warwick Davis who played Wicket was in both St*r WarzzZZ (they really should say Return of the Jedi) and Harry Potter but is not the person in question.
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lol, you're right. And for that shit-load of comments below it, only two peeps or so seem to have pointed it out. Warwick Davis should sue. They're making him look like a perve! Or at least more so than that picture does already.
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And that's not even a picture from ROTJ, it is from one of the Ewok Adventure movies.
Apparently the Ewok in question is the one that is jumping up and down to try to see into the hut when C-3PO is recounting the events of the past movie in the Ewok village.
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Many actors returned for the Ewok adventure movies, so it's quite possible he was in that too.
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He very well could have been, I just know for sure he was the hopping Ewok in ROTJ.
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Well I looked it up and he isn't listed in the credits for either of the Ewok movies. Course by the same note, he isn't listed in the credits for any of the Harry Potter movies either.
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Well I looked it up and he isn't listed in the credits for either of the Ewok movies. Course by the same note, he isn't listed in the credits for any of the Harry Potter movies either.
Not even half a credit? ba dum tish
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And that's not even a picture from ROTJ, it is from one of the Ewok Adventure movies.
Apparently the Ewok in question is the one that is jumping up and down to try to see into the hut when C-3PO is recounting the events of the past movie in the Ewok village.
Do you even feel a little bit ashamed knowing this? :joe:
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Well I looked it up and he isn't listed in the credits for either of the Ewok movies. Course by the same note, he isn't listed in the credits for any of the Harry Potter movies either.
Not even half a credit? ba dum tish
Boo! :lmao:
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And that's not even a picture from ROTJ, it is from one of the Ewok Adventure movies.
Apparently the Ewok in question is the one that is jumping up and down to try to see into the hut when C-3PO is recounting the events of the past movie in the Ewok village.
Do you even feel a little bit ashamed knowing this? :joe:
Nah...because someone else told me which one he was. I had no idea before that.
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Ewoks are cool! One should never have shame for knowing too much about them!
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Even where their g-spots are?
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It's probably in the anus. Or the nose. Probably one of those.
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I find your lack of knowledge of Ewok mating rituals disturbing.
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It's probably in the anus. Or the nose. Probably one of those.
This is incompatible with the size of Ewok nostrils...
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What about the size of Ewok penises, then?
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Isn't it, like, up the second joint in their ring fingers? Or sum shit like that?
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Since there is no visible penis through the fur, I imagine their penises, at least while flacid, to be fairly small.
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Actual Ewoks would have red rockets.
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Good point. If I'm ever an Ewok and a chick gets me hot I'm gonna scream "Here comes the lipstick!".
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:lmao: No! Brain bleach help me!