The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Rama on Jun 13, 2011, 01:33:08 AM
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The Sphere has invaded my dreams! Well one dream at least. But only three of you made the cut, Gwynn, Fiero, and Beck. I'm guessing this is mainly because I talk to you three the most and know what all three of you really look like.
I wish I could say this was an exciting dream. Something like the four of us fighting off an alien invasion, or killing a zombie horde. It wasn't even a sexy dream. It all honesty it was pretty fucking boring as far as dreams go. It just kinda started in the middle of it. I was at someones house, or a cabin or something like that. I know it wasn't my house and not a house I'd ever been to before, but whatever I had my own room that I was staying in. Anyway I end up finding some of Beck's bras in my room. And not in the like they were left on my floor the night before kinda way, but like the they got mixed up with my laundry kinda way. Like I said, not a sexy dream. So I go out to return said item and find the three of you sitting around talking about a guy named "Stan The Man."
Now, I had no idea who Stan the Man was...And so I was informed by the rest of you. Turns out he was kinda "Goatse" type guy that was known for being hung like a horse. I was kinda glad I didn't know who was at this point, because it means I hadn't gone looking for guys with huge dorks on the internet. I then said that there were only two "Stan The Mans" and that was Stan Lee and Stan Musical.
Suddenly the whole dream just jumps ahead and we are all in a truck driving someplace. And it was one of those old 70's style trucks, which explains why all four of us could fit in the cab. I was sitting on the far passenger side, Beck was sitting next to me. I don't know who was sitting next to her (maybe she can shed some light on it. :p) or who was driving. I never looked over there in the dream, just straight ahead. We were on some back gravel type road going someplace. I got the impression we were leaving the place we were just at to go someplace else. And then it just ended and I woke up...never found out where we were going.
I feel I wasted your guest staring roles in my dream with such lame dream, and if you guys show up again I will try to do better.
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I get paid by the dream union all the same.
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That's nice to know...but keep your Bras out of my cloths next time.
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I don't know how bras end up in cloths to begin with. Unless they're made of diamonds and being protected from smudges.
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You were trying to make me your Bra mule?
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muler? muler?
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I just played a character named stan for a podcast.
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thank you Rama, thank you.
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Well in the dream Stan the Man was kinda a joke. So maybe it was IDE.
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You wouldn't be the first to dream of my cock. But definitely the weirdest.
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Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
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Ooh dream weaver
I believe you can get me through the night !
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Ooh dream weaver
I believe we can reach the morning light !
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Ha. Last night I had a dream I was at the next Botcon. And I was like "Hey it's weird I feel like I remember the last Botcon like it was last week" because you know, I did actually just get back from it a bit over a week ago. And then I probably made out with a chick or something. I don't really remember dreams most of the time...
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I had this dream the other day and I don't remember what happened but I liked that it ended. Apparently it was part of a series or something because you knew it was going to be continued. Whether it does or not I'll never know because I don't remember it anymore.
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Was it like the cliffhanger serials? That would be pretty awesome way to have dreams. Like at the end of the dream my car drives off a bridge and explodes at the bottom of a ravine. Then the next night I come back and find out I jumped out of the car just before he plummeted to its doom. And I get to fight aliens from the moon with a rocket pack. So awesome.
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It was cliffhanger without the actual cliffhanger part if that explains it.
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I had a dream that I campaigned to have spanish removed from some government forms . I don't remember what the forms were for, but everyone was pretty stoked.
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I had a dream that my girlfriend left me for her pansexual female friend. My girlfriend's response: I do like her boobs, but she doesn't have a penis.
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...but if she did, you'd be shit out of luck, or what?
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I'd live, I'd be unhappy for a while, but I'd pick up again.
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O.K. Fiero, I made you appointment with a Doctor I know. Now this doesn't mean you are crazy, but if they want to put you in cell to keep you from maybe cutting up young boys and eating them, then you should probably let them.
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Which one's pansexual? I'm trying to figure out if this is hot or not.
It probably is. Anything that's more female than a standard male is objectively hotter...
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Pansexual? Like she fucks satyrs and shit right?
That's hot.
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I thought it meant she was only sexually attracted to cookware.
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The term is so pretentious. You're either attracted to your opposite sex, your same sex, or both. There are already words for all these things.
Pansexual could only mean the person is also into plants, animals, and inanimate objects. Which is fucking bogus, man.
Or maybe he means everything this chick ever does is motivated by sex, that sex is her only objective in life.
Fuck, I don't know. It's ridiculous any way you look at it. Even IDE does more than just bone constantly.
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Apparently the reason to use pansexual is to indicate that you also are attracted, but not exclusively, to transgendered and sexually ambiguous people. I can certainly see how it's confusing, as I still don't get it even after trying to explain it. Then again, I'm straight and I am not into transgendered regardless of what's in the pocket, perhaps that really is the difference maker. Also, fuck it, love who you love. (edit: and fuck who you fuck)
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Apparently the reason to use pansexual is to indicate that you also are attracted, but not exclusively, to transgendered and sexually ambiguous people. I can certainly see how it's confusing, as I still don't get it even after trying to explain it. Then again, I'm straight and I am not into transgendered regardless of what's in the pocket, perhaps that really is the difference maker. Also, fuck it, love who you love. (edit: and fuck who you fuck)
You sound like you get it to me.
I labeled myself this years ago but don't really tend to say or post it because of how stupid it sounds. Its heart is in the right place. And it at least sounds better than polisexuality, reminds me of "politics" like being sexually attracted to Democrats or Republicans; omnisexuality, like being attracted to a third-person omniscient narrator; or flexisexual, a term I've never even heard of before until this year which sounds like a bullshit term. Although, I think as I get older, I've been getting straighter.
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Apparently the reason to use pansexual is to indicate that you also are attracted, but not exclusively, to transgendered and sexually ambiguous people. I can certainly see how it's confusing, as I still don't get it even after trying to explain it. Then again, I'm straight and I am not into transgendered regardless of what's in the pocket, perhaps that really is the difference maker. Also, fuck it, love who you love. (edit: and fuck who you fuck)
You sound like you get it to me.
I labeled myself this years ago but don't really tend to say or post it because of how stupid it sounds. Its heart is in the right place. And it at least sounds better than polisexuality, reminds me of "politics" like being sexually attracted to Democrats or Republicans; omnisexuality, like being attracted to a third-person omniscient narrator; or flexisexual, a term I've never even heard of before until this year which sounds like a bullshit term. Although, I think as I get older, I've been getting straighter.
Flexisexual does sound look bullshit. Honestly, from the definitions I've seen for it, it just sounds like an attention whore. In a one minute search, omnisexuality only came back as pansexual. Polixexuality supposedly differs from pansexuality by being more about physical attraction and pansexuality more about romantic inclinations or something like that.
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Okay I guess I had no idea what that was. Isn't someone who likes transexuals just straight or gay? I mean if I'm a hetero guy who likes a M to F transgendered chick I'm not sure that changes my orientation if I still like someone because they look convincingly enough like a chick.
I guess the ambiguous thing is a whole other deal though.
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Most lesbians just need a good solid rogering to set them straight.
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If I know someone is transgendered, I don't know if I could... If I don't know, will it be obvious?
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Everyone wants their own label.
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If I know someone is transgendered, I don't know if I could... If I don't know, will it be obvious?
I'm not debating the "would I or wouldn't I" issue. I'm just saying that if you hook up with a transgenered person that doesn't "make you gay" or whatever. If you're attracted to women and are attracted to someone born a man who is presenting herself as being a woman, you can still have pretty straight motivations. Just like if I get off looking at a porno mag it doesn't mean I want to fuck trees, it means I am into whatever's being pictured, if that's not too retarded an analogy.
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Are you sure you are not just a Birchasexual?
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If I know someone is transgendered, I don't know if I could... If I don't know, will it be obvious?
Apparently not.
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The term is so pretentious. You're either attracted to your opposite sex, your same sex, or both. There are already words for all these things.
Not everyone fits into that either/or category. I am not attracted to anyone's sex(ie what's between their legs). I am attracted to their overall physical attractiveness and personality. If that is your only qualification (that they have an innie and not and outie)and I'm sure it is not, then why do you bring up opposite sex? People are not so black and white, grey people are quite sexy too. It's the pansexuals who not only see the grey, but they are open to falling for those grey people, and I support them and consider myself a pansexual.
Trans people are the hottest, especially their eyes. There's just so much pain and strength that you can't help but to get lost in them forevers. <3
Okay I guess I had no idea what that was. Isn't someone who likes transexuals just straight or gay? I mean if I'm a hetero guy who likes a M to F transgendered chick I'm not sure that changes my orientation if I still like someone because they look convincingly enough like a chick.
You can call yourself whatever you want if it will help you make sense of your feelings.
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Fuck you Rama.
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If I know someone is transgendered, I don't know if I could... If I don't know, will it be obvious?
Will WHAT be obvious? You lost me. Like if you met a chick would you know somehow if she was trans? Like a Bat Signal or Spidey Sense or something?
I'm just saying that if you hook up with a transgenered person that doesn't "make you gay" or whatever. If you're attracted to women and are attracted to someone born a man who is presenting herself as being a woman, you can still have pretty straight motivations.
I agree with this.
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Fuck you Rama.
YEAH! Wait...what? Cause you weren't in the dream?
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If you hook up with a guy who is pretending to be a girl and you know it's really a guy.
Then yes you are gay.
Because in reality that girl is actually a guy. Even if they had their dick chopped off and made a vagina out of calf's scrotum they are still a guy. This is not being close minded this is reality.
[qoute]Trans people are the hottest, especially their eyes. There's just so much pain and strength that you can't help but to get lost in them forevers. <3[/quote]
The same could be said of ponies.
But that is a bizarre little fetish you got there.
I don't see any nobility in their plight. I pity them. Because I know their pain!
I want to have super powers but I never will! I'll never fly or crash through a brick wall or shoot laser beams from my eyes. But ya know what else? I won't put on a cape and tell everyone that I have super powers.
Because that would be retarded.
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Wait, aren't you going to cite some scientific proof that a guy is a guy or something like that? Like chromosomes.
All you say is "in reality" like you are the man when it comes to reality, it is as you say it is and it just is that way.
I'm sure you are the authority on the issue, because you are therapist, a geneticist, and a biologist.
Shut up.
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Oh no, you fed him! :joe:
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At least it wasn't after mid-night.
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Feeding after midnight would be a problem, but please, PLEASE don't splash water on him.
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All you say is "in reality" like you are the man when it comes to reality, it is as you say it is and it just is that way.
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If you hook up with a guy who is pretending to be a girl and you know it's really a guy.
Then yes you are gay.
Because in reality that girl is actually a guy. Even if they had their dick chopped off and made a vagina out of calf's scrotum they are still a guy. This is not being close minded this is reality.
I think you're being too technical from a "You like a guy, then you're gay" POV. To me what makes one attracted more or less to men or women is not about their junk or DNA, but the general outward appearance of the gender they're portraying. We can debate whether it's actually gay, but look at it practically. Put a straight man in front of some convincing male to female transgendered people and Buck Angel and unless they're lying to themselves or a bit more on the spectrum than they expected, they'd probably be more attracted to the born males. So is that gay? I think if you're calling it that then you're opening up the door for most self defined straight or gay men not to be as they define themselves.
Also, I like chicks but I'd totally fuck someone with a dick. I don't find guys attractive at all but if some really hot chick came on to me with a raging hard on I'd get right in there and suck that dick and let her cum al over my face. I haven't met a trangendered person I've been attracted to yet but maybe I just haven't met a convincing enough or hot enough one. It is a smaller subset of the population.
The same could be said of ponies.
Friendship is magic, dude!
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Did you miss the part where I said "This is reality"! :D
Fine...
Let's say it was me there with buck and some convincing trannies. I would say "Why hello there chaps, you make really pretty women" then I'd turn around and walk away from both parties. Knowing that they have dicks or had dicks would kill it for me.
That's where we differ.
Are you saying you're attracted to dicks in general or does the dick have to be attached to a really "hot chick"? Basically what I'm asking is would you jerk off a horse? And would that do anything for you?
Or is your perfect scenario where a demon lord travels to the human realm and accidentally drops a jar of salve in tokyo and 2 girls (with really big eyes) mistake it for dolphin essence skin cream, but instead it enlarges their breasts to comical proportions and they grow ginormous dongs?
And the rest of you stop taking my pellets if you get trolled. I'm just sick at home bored, and I need 9 pellets.
9 walkers. 9 riders. 9 pellets.
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You're not supposed to know if it has a dick.
Boss: This interview is not about me. What if you saw a horse, but it was standing so that its head was in a barn, or something. Would you, maybe, be attracted to that horse's rear end?
Centaur: Uh.. I don't.. where is the head, exactly?
Boss: It's in the barn.. or behind a door, or a vase, or something.. so you can't see it.
Centaur: Uh.. I might be attracted to it - briefly.
Boss: Okay. So, let's say, hypothetically, that you could have sex with the back end.. and it's guranteed to be the greatest sex you ever had.. but you'd never know if it was as horse or as Centaur?
Centaur: Hmm.. you know, that's pretty intriguing.. uh.. if I'd really never know, I guess I would.
Boss: It was a horse.
Centaur: Oh, come on!
Boss: It was a horse. Deal with it. Now.. could you make the back half of you into glue, and then could the person part of you use that glue to repair a bird feeder?
Centaur: Yes.
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What have you people done to my dream thread...none of this happened in my dream. I told you it wasn't a sexy dream.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law but for sex.
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What do you mean "you're not supposed to know". That's bullshit. Attraction is based on more than just appearance. If you implanted a man's brain into a sexy robot girl body I still wouldn't fuck it. I guess to me sex is more cerebral than you chaps who are concerned so much with aesthetic attraction. I'm more refined and hold myself to a higher standard of debauchery.
For example hookers do nothing for me. I've never had one and I have no desire to have one. The idea that someone only wants me for money repulses me. This will probably cause me grief if my body ever starts to show signs of aging to the point of no longer being desirable by young women, but who knows as eons pass strange thoughts may come. Perhaps one day in the far far...far far far...far distant future an elderly IDE will get a raging viagra induced boner for some granny that still finds him attractive.
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...or I'll return to Asgard and remain young and virile until Ragnarok.
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For the purpose of the scenario, you don't know. That is how convincing it is in this scenario. That's why the scenario exists. You're mom's a scenario, for example.
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How convincing they are doesn't matter. That's my point! If you were to mind control a hot chick and it would be your mind in there experiencing the bliss of my Hammer of the Underworld instead of her mind. And I knew you were doing it I would not fuck that chick. That's an actual chick but with your psyche temporarily controlling and experiencing her physical form.
Hey! I guess this means that I should get a new label for my sexual orientation too!
InB4 Douchebag
Appearance is not the end all be all of attraction.
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But you don't know.
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But if the point you are trying to make is if I saw that hot chick you were mind controlling and didn't know you were doing it then yes I would be attracted but the moment I knew you were doing it I would be repulsed.
Same thing with man brain in hot robot girl body.
Same thing with finding out that the girl is actually a tranny.
So yeah as SOON AS I DO KNOW the attraction ends. If I was duped into mating in any of the above circumstances I would feel raped and then THHHHE KILLLLLLLLLINNNNG WOULLLDDD BEEEEGGGINN!
If I was living energy I wouldn't merge my energy with another male living energy. I love women, I love their minds and mental reaction to me, their desire for me. Their very essence that I can't even begin to describe. We're hard wired for this, at least I am.
If I wasn't I'd place saran wrap between my mattress and box frame and fuck that all day.
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With all the puss you supposedly get, it's entirely possible you've already been with a post-op transsexual and don't even know it.
Maybe even more than one.
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Let's say it was me there with buck and some convincing trannies. I would say "Why hello there chaps, you make really pretty women" then I'd turn around and walk away from both parties. Knowing that they have dicks or had dicks would kill it for me.
That's fair. I would probably have trouble with the concept, and not be able to get past the psychological issue of knowing they were dudes, but who knows.
Are you saying you're attracted to dicks in general or does the dick have to be attached to a really "hot chick"? Basically what I'm asking is would you jerk off a horse? And would that do anything for you?
I'm just saying my attraction to women is not about genitals. A vagina or a dick isn't really relevant. That's why I would fuck a Mermaid (woman top, fish bottom) over a Reverse Mermaid (fish top, woman bottom) No I would not jerk off a horse. I would not fuck a female horse either. That's kind of fucked up...
Or is your perfect scenario where a demon lord travels to the human realm and accidentally drops a jar of salve in tokyo and 2 girls (with really big eyes) mistake it for dolphin essence skin cream, but instead it enlarges their breasts to comical proportions and they grow ginormous dongs?
Eh... not into freakishly large boobs but yeah I think you're getting the general idea.
Or sex bots. I might fuck a sex bot with a dick, but I wouldn't want it to sodomize me because of my colon issues.
If you implanted a man's brain into a sexy robot girl body I still wouldn't fuck it.
Okay do you remember the episode of Power Rangers where Billy and Kimberly switch brains? So you're saying in that scenario you'd rather fuck the Billy body with Kimberly's brain than fuck Kimberly's body with Billy's brain?
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I had a dream last night where Pokemon was real. I haven't played Pokemon in years, but sometimes I miss it.
So, in my dream, Ash and Gary are actually good buddies. And this guy rolls into town acting like he's hot shit. I'm a spectator to all this.
So Gary sends Pidgey first, I don't remember what happened but it got KOed, no biggie it dealt some damage, too. Then Gary throws out something that had the sub-title 'Lady Pokemon' instead of something like 'Bird' or 'Dragon' or whatever. It looked like Mr. Mime in a dress, but NOT like Jynx. I was thinking, "who the fuck plays either of those shitty monsters?" Anyway, this Mr. Mime Lady Pokemon had a dial. The dial turns automatically. A loud voice announced, "the dial is set to RAPE," and sure enough there as a big RAPE sign where the dial stopped on the monster. This is all I remember. (but I hope that monster raped the shit out of that douchebag)
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So would you fuck Mr. Mime in a dress?
As far as that powet rangers question goes: I wouldn't fuck either of them. Her being in that body would be akin to her being in a dog's body as far attraction goes. And I'm not bangin the dog either.
And I doubt the post op tran has been created that can fool me. I'm pretty sure I'd know a fake vag. I could tell by the texture and from having been in quite a few vaginas in my time.
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If you implanted a man's brain into a sexy robot girl body I still wouldn't fuck it.
Okay do you remember the episode of Power Rangers where Billy and Kimberly switch brains? So you're saying in that scenario you'd rather fuck the Billy body with Kimberly's brain than fuck Kimberly's body with Billy's brain?
Billy's brain would enjoy it, too!
What have you people done to my dream thread...none of this happened in my dream. I told you it wasn't a sexy dream.
Different dreams are going on now, buddy.
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I could tell by the texture
Bwuh? How would you know if the "texture" is different or not?
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I could tell by the texture
Bwuh? How would you know if the "texture" is different or not?
having been in quite a few vaginas in my time.
But I guess unless you've been ther and knew it, you really wouldn't know.
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Of course I read the end of the sentence but how would he know a trans neo-vag feels different from bio-female vajayjay?
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Of course I read the end of the sentence but how would he know a trans neo-vag feels different from bio-female vajayjay?
The point of my last sentence.
While I hate the way IDE is, in some ways I agree here. If I know it's not born female I likely won't be attracted enough to seal the deal. At the same time, if I knew someone for a long time, and had no idea, and they never told me for whatever reason, and I found them attractive body and mind and it happened ... how could I hate myself for that if I found out? I couldnt'. Hmm.
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If that happened to me there would be a sweepingly emotional scene as I stood on a hill with my sword in one hand and a fistful of their hair (attached to their decapitated head) in the other while the ending theme music from Inuyasha played in the background.
I actually do believe that if I was to feel a fake vag I would know something was off. There things in there to feel around for that would signify authenticity. You can't just slice a hole in something and call it a vag.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-looks-shopped
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...a lesson I learned all too well one cold september morn.
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So Gary sends Pidgey
Why does Gary have Ash's Pokemon?
"the dial is set to RAPE," and sure enough there as a big RAPE sign where the dial stopped on the monster. This is all I remember. (but I hope that monster raped the shit out of that douchebag)
Oh wow. Best dream ever. I hope he had his rape dollars.
As far as that powet rangers question goes: I wouldn't fuck either of them. Her being in that body would be akin to her being in a dog's body as far attraction goes. And I'm not bangin the dog either.
You have to pick one, otherwise the thought experiment fails.
Billy's brain would enjoy it, too!
Yeah so if I go into a chick's body, would the hormones make me want dudes? Would the history of liking chicks in my brain supercede that? Would I be conflicted? Would I bring myself to orgasm through vaginal intercourse and then say "Oh that's it? No wonder they never want to fuck...".
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So Gary sends Pidgey
Why does Gary have Ash's Pokemon?
In the dream they are best buddies. It was in the post.
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I actually do believe that if I was to feel a fake vag I would know something was off. There things in there to feel around for that would signify authenticity.
Vaginal braille?
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I think there is a "Best By" stamp on the inside.
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Remember, the "sell by" date is not necessarily the expiration date. I hate to think of all of the wasted vaginas out there that were prematurely discarded.
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Federal agents are trained to detect counterfeit dollar bills by learning what the real deal looks, acts, and feels like.
So I guess the same could hold true for counterfeit vaginas vs. original vaginas.
Now I have the mental image of plastic surgeons in their basement pumping out counterfeits...
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They throw them in the washing machines with bolts and poker chips to create a realistic, slightly-used look.
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There's a barcode in there and I usually strap a laser scanner on the head of my cock to read it, it also makes my dick look like Weapon X.
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Remember, the "sell by" date is not necessarily the expiration date. I hate to think of all of the wasted vaginas out there that were prematurely discarded.
But I don't want to have to freeze and then thaw them in the microwave...it makes them all greasy.
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You wouldn't have that problem if you wouldn't buy a huge ol' stack of them when they go on sale. :fingershake:
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh $1.50 a pound. I can't just let that kinda deal slip away.
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Not sure I want to get with a chick who's gonna let me pound her for 1.50$...
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That's not including dinner and a movie.
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And that can get costly.
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I should've pounded a girl for only a buck 50 one time, but unfortunately coffee at starbucks is over priced.
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POKEMANZ ARENT REAL??!?!?!
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POKEMANZ ARENT REAL??!?!?!
THEY ARE REAL
THEY ARE
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!
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I should've pounded a girl for only a buck 50 one time, but unfortunately coffee at starbucks is over priced.
That shit's insane. I can't believe ppl pay so much for freakin' Starbucks.
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I would assume a fakevag wouldn't have a cervix. Unless they somehow surgically install one.
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Why would a fake vagina need a cervix? :raiseeyebrow:
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To even attempt to fool a connoisseur like myself.
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If you're touchin' cervixes there somethin' ain't right wit j00, boy. :fingershake:
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SMASH IN THE CERVIX LIKE THE GATES OF GONDOR!
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:nurinono:
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THE AGE OF CERVIX IS OVER!
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Seriously, why would you do that?
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Because he's a tyrant. Uteri everywhere cringe in fear. Except mine. Cause it's asleep.
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It ... slumbers.
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But then it awakes to feast upon human blood!
This summer SEE....
THE UTERUS FROM OUTER SPACE in Technicolor.
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It ... slumbers.
...in sunken R'lyeh.