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Title: Jesus Day
Post by: Fiero on Jun 10, 2011, 10:34:29 PM
WTF Texas? (and other associated states and cities)
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: joe on Jun 11, 2011, 01:55:45 AM
I thought Christmas was Jesus Day. Or Easter, for that matter. Fuck, how many does one guy need?
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jun 11, 2011, 09:36:58 AM
What does this even celebrate?  It's not his birth, death or rebirth so what's left?  That time he flipped a table?
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 11, 2011, 11:19:36 AM
I always thought Sunday was Jesus Day.
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: joe on Jun 11, 2011, 12:54:42 PM
No shit. All these religious zealots can go straight to the hell in which they so fervently believe.

Hey, guess what? Today is Patrick Stewart Day. Why? Because I said so.

(http://i51.tinypic.com/2zfiusz.jpg)
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 11, 2011, 08:19:05 PM
I always thought Sunday was Jesus Day.
Me too

What do they celebrate then? I dont get it
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: IDE on Jun 12, 2011, 01:34:52 AM
What does this even celebrate?  It's not his birth, death or rebirth so what's left?  That time he flipped a table?

And Lo, he spake unto them "You know da party gettin crunk when da baby gettin drunk!", and flipped the table of Ysmatha over... -Corinthians 17:31
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2011, 07:32:37 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2000/08/06/us/2000-campaign-religion-issue-bush-s-jesus-day-called-insensitive-violation-first.html

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THE 2000 CAMPAIGN: THE RELIGION ISSUE; Bush's Jesus Day Is Called Insensitive and a Violation of the First Amendment
By LAURIE GOODSTEIN
Published: August 06, 2000
 
Four months ago in Texas, Gov. George W. Bush signed a proclamation declaring June 10 to be Jesus Day, and urging all Texans to ''follow Christ's example by performing good works in their communities and neighborhoods.''

The proclamation received little attention, except for some gratitude from a Christian group that had asked many governors to issue proclamations supporting its annual day of charity, prayer and parades in Jesus' name.

Now what seemed purely ceremonial has turned into a controversy for Governor Bush. As word of Texas' Jesus Day has spread, the Republican presidential nominee has come under criticism for insensitivity to people of non-Christian faiths and a disregard for the First Amendment.

''The assumption is that Christianity is the norm for America,'' said Phil Baum, executive director of the American Jewish Congress, ''and that Jews and other minorities are here essentially as guests at the sufferance of our hosts, in a secondary position, which is an uncomfortable situation to be in.''
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: Fiero on Jun 13, 2011, 08:47:32 PM
No shit. All these religious zealots can go straight to the hell in which they so fervently believe.

Hey, guess what? Today is Patrick Stewart Day. Why? Because I said so.

(http://i51.tinypic.com/2zfiusz.jpg)

PSD is the one for me.

http://www.nytimes.com/2000/08/06/us/2000-campaign-religion-issue-bush-s-jesus-day-called-insensitive-violation-first.html

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THE 2000 CAMPAIGN: THE RELIGION ISSUE; Bush's Jesus Day Is Called Insensitive and a Violation of the First Amendment
By LAURIE GOODSTEIN
Published: August 06, 2000
 
Four months ago in Texas, Gov. George W. Bush signed a proclamation declaring June 10 to be Jesus Day, and urging all Texans to ''follow Christ's example by performing good works in their communities and neighborhoods.''

The proclamation received little attention, except for some gratitude from a Christian group that had asked many governors to issue proclamations supporting its annual day of charity, prayer and parades in Jesus' name.

Now what seemed purely ceremonial has turned into a controversy for Governor Bush. As word of Texas' Jesus Day has spread, the Republican presidential nominee has come under criticism for insensitivity to people of non-Christian faiths and a disregard for the First Amendment.

''The assumption is that Christianity is the norm for America,'' said Phil Baum, executive director of the American Jewish Congress, ''and that Jews and other minorities are here essentially as guests at the sufferance of our hosts, in a secondary position, which is an uncomfortable situation to be in.''

No one ever seems to mention the fact that other states and cities did it, too.
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: joe on Jun 13, 2011, 10:33:46 PM
Christians ruin everything, for everyone, always.
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: Fiero on Jun 14, 2011, 04:21:01 AM
Christians ruin everything, for everyone, always.

Definitely. Saturnalia was way cooler than Christmas.
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: Rama on Jun 14, 2011, 12:11:52 PM
I consider myself Christian (IE: Following the teachings of Jesus. Me and actual organized religion don't really agree) and I haven't ruined anything for anyone. Well...not with my beliefs anyway. But I'm a Live and Let Live kinda guy.
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: joe on Jun 14, 2011, 12:29:21 PM
Bah. That's like saying everyone who tries to live as a good person is Christian. I say leave religion out of it. Jesus wasn't the first guy to come up with the idea, he just patented it.
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 14, 2011, 09:23:19 PM
"Organized religion" is repetitious repetition. If it's not organized, it's not a religion. And if one's beliefs aren't organized, it makes even less sense and is basically worthless.

Here's a pesky Christian, ruining the thread for everybody!
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: Fiero on Jun 14, 2011, 09:40:21 PM
Go back to Galilee!
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2011, 11:05:39 PM
No one ever seems to mention the fact that other states and cities did it, too.

Why would I mention it?  This is the Texas June 10th Jebus Day, biatch.  *flashes Jesus gang sign*
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: Fiero on Jun 15, 2011, 01:17:51 AM
Yeah, that same year a bunch of other states were doing it, but only Texas got notice.
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: Rama on Jun 15, 2011, 01:21:40 AM
Edit: Fuck it...not worth it.
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: B E C K on Jun 15, 2011, 08:20:12 PM
Edit: Fuck it...not worth it.

I feel ripped off now.
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: Rama on Jun 16, 2011, 01:01:49 AM
Don't...it wasn't that great and not worth the debate fight that would have followed.
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: joe on Jun 16, 2011, 03:54:01 AM
Oh snap, y'alls! Rama just turned the other cheek and shit! Daaaaaayum!

He really is Christian.
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: B E C K on Jun 16, 2011, 10:30:21 PM
 :vaderno:
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: Rama on Jun 17, 2011, 12:37:49 AM
Despite that...I'll still choke a bitch Vader style. Even one that is with child.
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jun 17, 2011, 07:25:26 AM
Oh right someone mentioned Patrick Stewart Day well... yesterday was actually Captain Picard Day...

http://powet.tv/powetblog/2007/06/16/captain-picard-day/
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: joe on Jun 17, 2011, 01:27:38 PM
Ha! I saw that and thought, "Fuck! I just missed it!"
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 17, 2011, 05:02:09 PM
That's okay...every day could be Patrick Stewart Day.
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: B E C K on Jun 17, 2011, 09:53:32 PM
Ha! I saw that and thought, "Fuck! I just missed it!"

 :goddammit:
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: joe on Jun 19, 2011, 01:38:00 AM
???
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: Rama on Jun 19, 2011, 02:14:44 AM
Probably mad she missed it, or not. Whatever.
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: joe on Jun 19, 2011, 01:25:41 PM
:raiseeyebrow:
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: B E C K on Jun 19, 2011, 11:30:59 PM
:joe:
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: joe on Jun 20, 2011, 12:55:32 AM
:fingershake:
Title: Re: Jesus Day
Post by: Rama on Jun 20, 2011, 01:51:20 AM
Don't you raise your eyebrow at me Mister.