The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: joe on Jun 04, 2011, 11:35:04 PM
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Why doesn't Hollywood love you anymore?
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Time for Bill and Ted 3!
EXCELLENT!!!!
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Funny that you mention that. Bill and Ted's was the movie that I lured this chick back here to watch last night. I mean we all know that you're not really going to watch the movie but I did put it on the background while I porked her. Yeah I said porked. I'm bringing that back.
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Shut up, you. Damn, you gotta bring sex into everything. WE GET IT. YOU GET LAID. A LOT.
And that movie poster makes that movie look like it's gonna be crap.
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Well that's what happened...jeeze...you don't gotta be so meSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXXXXRRRGGGBBBLLLLZZZZ ZZ
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And that movie poster makes that movie look like it's gonna be crap.
I probably should have mentioned, the movie is already out.
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Yup.
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Already out onnnn.... :blink:
...DVD? :joe:
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That movie is already out? How much money was in the promotional budget? A buck fifty? Cause I've never even heard of it.
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So Henry's Crime was that this movie was made.
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Oh god Keanu Reeves is sooooo hawt. I used to hook up with one guy just because he looked like him.
Now every-fucking-body says my husband looks like Keanu Reeves.... IM SORRY BUT NOPE. I don't see it at all, and yet everybody tells us the same. I'll never get it.
Anyways yes. Devil's advocate is my pr0n
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Honestly, I think Keanu is right where he belongs.
Do you ever go back and watch any of his old stuff? He's fucking hilarious, and I don't remember thinking that at first. It's only in retrospect.
He's like Nic Cage, but without the charisma.
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Not really....last movie I saw of him was that one with Sandra Bullock.....Lake House or somethign like that. It was fucking good too, shit what was the name.....(too lazy to google it)
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The Lake House?
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It was The Lake House.
Now every-fucking-body says my husband looks like Keanu Reeves.... IM SORRY BUT NOPE. I don't see it at all, and yet everybody tells us the same. I'll never get it.
A good 85% of the population think any dude with some mixed Asian heritage is Keanu Reeves. They have nothing else to fall back on. Well, maybe they would have had Brandon Lee... but, well, you know.
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You know who looks like Brandon Lee?
Rama.
I remember he used to have this photo of himself in his sig, and the resemblance was uncanny, right down to the leather and creepy clown makeup.
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:lmao:
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LOL NOPE.
I actually watched The Crow last night, he looks so hawt. You know who looks like him? Stuart Townsend
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LOL NOPE.
I actually watched The Crow last night, he looks so hawt. You know who looks like him? Stuart Townsend
I thought you meant like Keanu and I was worried. I've got to pay attention to the context clues.
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Stuart Townsend played Joe once in a movie.
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Yeah I said porked. I'm bringing that back.
Cool. I'll help.
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Stuart Townsend played Joe once in a movie.
The vampire LeStrat. Now with 50% more maple.
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I am so glad someone got that.
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Thanks for not going the Tom Cruise route.
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Stuart Townsend played Joe once in a movie.
The vampire LeStrat. Now with 50% more maple.
Hell yeah! i have that movie, so goooood
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I like the part where he bites a pancake and sucks out its maple-blood.
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And he is so polite. What with all the asking if he can suck their blood, and if they say no thanking them for their time and moving on.
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But then turning around and biting them anyway and telling them to have a nice day. Or at least that's what happened after he moved to Seattle.
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I think the Vampire LeStrat has forgot what his Canadian roots are all aboot.
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Must have been sleepless.