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Title: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: joe on Jun 04, 2011, 11:35:04 PM
Why doesn't Hollywood love you anymore?

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Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: Rama on Jun 05, 2011, 02:04:03 AM
Time for Bill and Ted 3!

EXCELLENT!!!!
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: IDE on Jun 05, 2011, 04:36:16 AM
Funny that you mention that.  Bill and Ted's was the movie that I lured this chick back here to watch last night.   I mean we all know that you're not really going to watch the movie but I did put it on the background while I porked her.  Yeah I said porked.  I'm bringing that back.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 05, 2011, 04:36:55 PM
Shut up, you.  Damn, you gotta bring sex into everything.  WE GET IT.  YOU GET LAID.  A LOT.


And that movie poster makes that movie look like it's gonna be crap.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: IDE on Jun 05, 2011, 08:57:20 PM
Well that's what happened...jeeze...you don't gotta be so meSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXXXXRRRGGGBBBLLLLZZZZ ZZ
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: joe on Jun 05, 2011, 09:28:57 PM
And that movie poster makes that movie look like it's gonna be crap.

I probably should have mentioned, the movie is already out.

...

Yup.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 06, 2011, 12:22:20 AM
Already out onnnn....  :blink:

...DVD?  :joe:
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: Rama on Jun 06, 2011, 12:26:29 AM
That movie is already out? How much money was in the promotional budget? A buck fifty? Cause I've never even heard of it.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 06, 2011, 12:28:40 AM
So Henry's Crime was that this movie was made.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 06, 2011, 02:47:44 AM
Oh god Keanu Reeves is sooooo hawt. I used to hook up with one guy just because he looked like him.
Now every-fucking-body says my husband looks like Keanu Reeves.... IM SORRY BUT NOPE. I don't see it at all, and yet everybody tells us the same. I'll never get it.
Anyways yes. Devil's advocate is my pr0n
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: joe on Jun 06, 2011, 02:36:39 PM
Honestly, I think Keanu is right where he belongs.

Do you ever go back and watch any of his old stuff? He's fucking hilarious, and I don't remember thinking that at first. It's only in retrospect.

He's like Nic Cage, but without the charisma.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 07, 2011, 03:13:07 AM
Not really....last movie I saw of him was that one with Sandra Bullock.....Lake House or somethign like that. It was fucking good too, shit what was the name.....(too lazy to google it)
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: Rama on Jun 07, 2011, 11:25:15 AM
The Lake House?
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 07, 2011, 11:04:35 PM
It was The Lake House.

Now every-fucking-body says my husband looks like Keanu Reeves.... IM SORRY BUT NOPE. I don't see it at all, and yet everybody tells us the same. I'll never get it.

A good 85% of the population think any dude with some mixed Asian heritage is Keanu Reeves.  They have nothing else to fall back on.  Well, maybe they would have had Brandon Lee... but, well, you know.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: joe on Jun 08, 2011, 02:26:39 AM
You know who looks like Brandon Lee?

Rama.

I remember he used to have this photo of himself in his sig, and the resemblance was uncanny, right down to the leather and creepy clown makeup.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 09, 2011, 12:21:37 AM
:lmao:
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 09, 2011, 02:30:28 AM
LOL NOPE.

I actually watched The Crow last night, he looks so hawt. You  know who looks like him? Stuart Townsend
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 09, 2011, 10:26:14 AM
LOL NOPE.

I actually watched The Crow last night, he looks so hawt. You  know who looks like him? Stuart Townsend

I thought you meant like Keanu and I was worried. I've got to pay attention to the context clues.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: Rama on Jun 09, 2011, 11:37:18 AM
Stuart Townsend played Joe once in a movie.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jun 10, 2011, 12:36:20 PM
Yeah I said porked.  I'm bringing that back.
Cool.  I'll help.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 10, 2011, 09:47:53 PM
Stuart Townsend played Joe once in a movie.

The vampire LeStrat.  Now with 50% more maple.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: Rama on Jun 11, 2011, 02:33:39 AM
I am so glad someone got that.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: joe on Jun 11, 2011, 12:48:47 PM
Thanks for not going the Tom Cruise route.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 11, 2011, 08:19:43 PM
Stuart Townsend played Joe once in a movie.

The vampire LeStrat.  Now with 50% more maple.
Hell yeah! i have that movie, so goooood
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2011, 07:34:17 PM
I like the part where he bites a pancake and sucks out its maple-blood.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: Rama on Jun 13, 2011, 08:29:33 PM
And he is so polite. What with all the asking if he can suck their blood, and if they say no thanking them for their time and moving on.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2011, 11:39:30 PM
But then turning around and biting them anyway and telling them to have a nice day.  Or at least that's what happened after he moved to Seattle.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: Rama on Jun 15, 2011, 01:29:00 AM
I think the Vampire LeStrat has forgot what his Canadian roots are all aboot.
Title: Re: Keanu, you poor, poor man.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 15, 2011, 02:01:09 AM
Must have been sleepless.