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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Apr 23, 2011, 12:07:37 AM

Title: I know I've taken a while to say this, but...
Post by: B E C K on Apr 23, 2011, 12:07:37 AM
I HATE GOOGLE INSTANT.  >:(

Carry on.   :)
Title: Re: I know I've taken a while to say this, but...
Post by: joe on Apr 23, 2011, 08:53:33 AM
Why do you hate Google Instant?
Title: Re: I know I've taken a while to say this, but...
Post by: Rama on Apr 23, 2011, 11:45:20 AM
Maybe because it lags like a bitch, and then sometimes you click on the box when it suddenly pops up and it fills in the search term and then you have to remove it cause it's never what you were actually trying to search for. That's why I don't like it, so it could be something along those lines.
Title: Re: I know I've taken a while to say this, but...
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 23, 2011, 01:18:44 PM
I'm assuming your computer is dated Beck?   Atleast Google makes it easy to turn off.   I personally like it for the sole fact it often auto-corrects spelling for me--which is incredibly helpful, especially on my phone.
Title: Re: I know I've taken a while to say this, but...
Post by: Fiero on Apr 23, 2011, 08:59:12 PM
It has given me few problems.
Title: Re: I know I've taken a while to say this, but...
Post by: B E C K on Apr 23, 2011, 10:44:23 PM
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I'm assuming your computer is dated Beck?

My laptop which I use for 90% of my surfing isn't.  On dated comps, it's a bitch.  But of course no one gives a shit about other ppl's memory or bandwith anymore.


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Atleast Google makes it easy to turn off.

Merla's comp wouldn't even let me shut it off.  On my comp, I keep having to shut it off.  Over and over and over again.  I think the only thing that may keep it off is to stay logged in but fuck that shit, I don't need Google tracking me anymore than it does already.


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I personally like it for the sole fact it often auto-corrects spelling for me--which is incredibly helpful, especially on my phone.

I just misspell it and let it show me the correct spelling at that time.  I don't need to tell me nao, so this is a useless feature for me.

Also, I don't like results coming up for other shit.  I want the opportunitiy to filter out my results without getting a bunch of shit I don't want.  Ex. Typing in 'justin' and immediately getting a bunch of stupid results without being able to add "boots" -"bieber" -"timberlake".  It just bothers me.  I don't need some dumb-ass bot telling me what I'm searching for.  If I don't find it, I'm too lazy to look right or it's not on the internet.  It's like that "lucky"-ass button on the frontpage.  I never use that shit either but at least it wasn't forced on me until now.
Title: Re: I know I've taken a while to say this, but...
Post by: Derrick on Apr 27, 2011, 10:03:50 PM
The new IE is oddly similar to Chrome.
Title: Re: I know I've taken a while to say this, but...
Post by: B E C K on Nov 01, 2011, 06:46:24 PM
Semi-related....

What the fuck is this?  Really.  Now, I've already mentioned that for whatever reason--possibly the age of the computers but I don't know--my computer at work that uses XP has a different Google News set-up than my laptop which is only a couple of years old.  Well another difference is when I click a link for "More ____ Stories", I get a shitload of redundencies.  What, are we playing fuckin' Old Maid?  What is this shit?
Title: Re: I know I've taken a while to say this, but...
Post by: Fiero on Nov 01, 2011, 09:20:40 PM
No pr0n tabs this time?
Title: Re: I know I've taken a while to say this, but...
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 01, 2011, 10:57:19 PM
Google Instant doesn't bother me in the least. But iGoogle? iGrowl.

The related stories thing you see on so many blogs these days bite. You click the link, it takes you to a page with a link to that story with other related links. You click on the thing a third time, and it's barely related, if at all, to what it was talking about. I can't believe it took me so long to catch on to the "banner ad money per hit" thing that's old as the online hills.
Title: Re: I know I've taken a while to say this, but...
Post by: B E C K on Nov 02, 2011, 12:01:34 AM
What gets me is that those links are not only the same subject, it's the exact same story right down to the publication.  BALLS.
Title: Re: I know I've taken a while to say this, but...
Post by: IDE on Nov 05, 2011, 10:52:40 PM
37$ for a honey badger t shirt?


GET FUCKED!
Title: Re: I know I've taken a while to say this, but...
Post by: IDE on Nov 05, 2011, 10:53:28 PM
I would seriously punch someone in the face and steal the t shirt if they had the gall to say that to my face.  They're lucky it's an online store.