The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Mar 28, 2011, 01:02:22 AM
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From http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/the-rice-bowl/penis-size-world-map. Maps themselves at the link.
Well, finally. Thank you targetmap.com, a website with customized data maps, for a long overdue look at penis sizes around the world. (Hat tip to the Shanghaiist blog for first pointing it out to us). But before you get all excited, let me just tell you that Asia does not fare exceedingly well.
According to this interactive map, all of the world's least well-endowed countries are located there, with South Korea bringing up the rear at 3.8 inches. India and Thailand and Cambodia go head to head (to head), each coming in at a solid 4 inches. China's little soldiers, ranking 4.3 inches on average, are a good match for the average Japanese Capt. Winkie (also 4.3). But the real weenies seem to be in the Congo (7.1 inches), with Ecuador not far behind (6.9 inches).
And in case you're still unsure of which country you'd like to visit next, get a load of this: Another map that attempts to correlate penis size with IQ — two things that, in the case of China and Africa, appear to be inversely correlated. Titillating.
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Flaccid or erect?
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For all of those poor women in the Congo, I'm hoping it's "erect".
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:laugh:
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Don't you guys remember that's how that book ended. The guys beat the crazed Apes to death with their erect penises.
Actually that might have been better to be honest.
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I'd say this is erect size. I doubt most men want to have their flaccid penis measured. You've got to make it look good for the tape measure. I'm also glad to know I'm a bit above average for my country.
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http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285
Alllllrighttt.
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Naturally occurring or augmented?
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Naturally occurring or augmented?
Unspecified.
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Augmented? With like a laser targeting sight?
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Yeah, and those mudflaps with the reclining chick silhouette.
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Boo, titty-map never loaded.
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Poor japs. Hottest asians, smallest penises. You can never have it all
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Or in this case, over three inches.
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I have to say I'm surprised that Ecuador is that high up. My question is why? Most of them are indians from Peru, shouldnt Peru be up there too? or we got fucked over by having more european ancestors then? This should be on an X Files episode
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I have to say I'm surprised that Ecuador is that high up. My question is why? Most of them are indians from Peru, shouldnt Peru be up there too? or we got fucked over by having more european ancestors then? This should be on an X Files episode
Maybe on the Lone Gunmen.
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I miss that show. I really liked it, so of course it was canceled after the first season. And then they went and killed them in the X-files.
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Damn it. I haven't gotten that far yet.
But how often do spin-offs really work? Joannie Loves Chachi, I suppose did okay. EDIT: No it didn't, never mind.
Oh, Frasier. Frasier is the only example I am certain is correct.
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Laverne & Shirley was a spin off of Happy Days. So was Mork and Mindy.
The Jefferson's from All in The Family
Xena from Hercules
Torchwood from Doctor Who
The Colbert Report from the Daily Show
and Fraiser like you said
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L&S - 8, very successful
M&M - 4, fairly successful
The Jeffersons (I forgot about this one, I love All in the Family) - 11, damn successful
Xena: Warrior Princess- 6, very successful
Torchwood - 4, pretty successful
Colbert Report - 6, very successful
Frasier - 11 - damn successful
Hmmm.... Okay, yeah, you're right on all those. But Frasier is still one of the best examples.
In modern age (let's say last ten years), how many successful spin-offs have their been? You mentioned Torchwood and Colbert Report.
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fuck yeah Xena!
I hate Kelsey Grammer, hes a fucking DOUCHEBAG
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Yeah it's harder to get a spin off to take now days. Happy Days had 5 Spin-Offs if you can believe that. All in the Family had 2.
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Here's a cheat sheet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-off_(media)
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fuck yeah Xena!
I hate Kelsey Grammer, hes a fucking DOUCHEBAG
I don't comprehend the sentence. The man is hilarious. Surely his humor overcomes any level douchebagginess.
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"Funny" yes. "Hi-larious" might be a bit of an overstatement.
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Yeah, I mean he's not Carrot Top.
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Kelsey Grammar is a laugh riot.
(http://i53.tinypic.com/23ifgra.jpg)
But not intentionally.
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I don't comprehend the sentence. The man is hilarious. Surely his humor overcomes any level douchebagginess.
Well, its because of what he did with his now ex wife Camille. They were together for 13 years and he fucking called her one day, out of the blue and told her it was over. The worst part is that it was aaaall filmed by the real housewives. So yeah, while she was telling everybody she loved him, etc etc, he was out in NY screwing some fly hostess or whatever she is. Disgusting
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I don't comprehend the sentence. The man is hilarious. Surely his humor overcomes any level douchebagginess.
Well, its because of what he did with his now ex wife Camille. They were together for 13 years and he fucking called her one day, out of the blue and told her it was over. The worst part is that it was aaaall filmed by the real housewives. So yeah, while she was telling everybody she loved him, etc etc, he was out in NY screwing some fly hostess or whatever she is. Disgusting
I ignore the personal lives of celebrities unless it's pushed into my face. This was not, I didn't even know.
Doesn't matter, Frasier is an awesome fucking show.
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Yeah, I try to ignore their personal lives and views, too. Including most reality shows w/ celebs. It just interferes with my entertainment.
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I didnt care either but it was all over the real housewives of beverly hills, so i got the dl on it.
anyways if my husbando ever did that to me i'd papercut his balls off
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I don't know if paper would work that way on Kelsey Grammar's balls. I'd imagine they'd have this tough, grizzly hide on them like a well-used leather bag.
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EW WORST MENTAL IMAGE EVER, THANK YOU NURI
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You should see Niles's. It's like two marbles in a paper sack.