The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Max Con on Aug 08, 2004, 02:11:01 AM
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Happy burpday.
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Yeah, happy uterus-exiting-anniversary day!
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Our Nuri was spilled out into the world today. :D
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Happy Birthday!
on all the days for me to stop by and re-register, what a coincidence!
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happy birthday from all of us at the politburo.
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This is your birthday song
It doesn't last too long
Hey!
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happy b daaaayy
:insert silly quote here: im sorry i cant think of one cause im kinda dizzy :blink:
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Happy birthday, Nuri!
Now someone has to give Nuri her birthday spankings.
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*gets a giant paddle covered in tatar sauce*
And you're present!? A moving box full of DVDs and Feminine Hygine products!
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Happy Birthay to you!
You live in a zoo!
You look like a monkey
and you smell like one too!
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Haha. That's kinda ironic.
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Happy Birthday.
Another year in a hellish life! At least there's pr0n and chocolate!
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Awsome. Hope you have an awesome birthday.
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Nuri's birthday in history!
Other Birthdays:
1919 Dino DeLaurentis producer (King Kong)
1922 Rudi Gernreich designed 1st women's topless swimsuit, miniskirt
1923 Esther Williams Inglewood Cal, actress/swimmer (Dangerous when Wet)
1926 Richard Anderson Long Beach NJ, actor (Oscar Goldman-6 Million $ Man)
1930 Andy Warhol artist/movie producer (Frankenstein, Bad)
1932 Mel Tillis country singer/stutterer (Who's Julie, M-M-Mel)
1937 Dustin Hoffman LA, actor (The Graduate, Tootsie, Kramer vs Kramer)
1938 Connie Stevens Bkln, singer/actress (Hawaiian Eye, Back to Beach)
1947 Jose Cruz leftfielder (St Louis Cards, Houston Astros)
1947 Larry Wilcox SD Calif, actor (Lassie, CHiPs)
1948 Svetlana Y Savitskaya 2nd woman in space (Soyuz T-7, T-12)
1949 Keith Carradine San Mateo Calif, actor (Young Guns, Pretty Baby)
1952 Robin Quivers radio/TV personality (Howard Stern's sidekick)
1953 Donny Most Bkln NY, actor (Ralph Malph-Happy Days)
1956 Chris Foreman guitar (Madness-1 Step Beyond)
1958 Deborah Norville TV host (Today)
1958 Harry Crosby LA Calif, actor (Friday the 13th)
1959 Rikki Rockett rocker (Poison-Every Rose Has a Thorn)
1961 The Edge (Dave Evans) London, rocker (U2-I Will Follow)
1962 Suzee Pai Toledo Ohio, actress (Big Trouble in Little China)
1967 Lorraine Pearson rocker (5 Star-Silk & Steel)
1988 Beatrice Princess of England
On this day...
1579 Cornerstone is laid for Tycho Brahe's Uraniborg observatory
1609 Venetian senate examines Galileo Galilei's telescope
1709 1st known ascent in hot-air balloon, Bartolomeu de Gusmao (indoors)
1815 Napoleon Bonaparte set sail for exile on St Helena
1844 Brigham Young chosen Mormon Church head following Joseph Smith death
1860 Queen of Sandwich Islands (Hawaii) arrives in NYC
1876 Thomas Edison patents mimeograph
1882 Snow falls on Lake Michigan
1929 German airship Graf Zeppelin begins a round-the-world flight
1940 Battle of Britain began as Germany launches air attacks
1945 USSR declares war against Japan in WW II
1945 USSR establishes a communist government in North Korea
1949 Bhutan, land of the Dragon, became an independent monarchy
1963 Great Train Robbery in England, $2.6 million ($7.3 million)
1963 Kingsmen release "Louie, Louie," radio stations label it obscene
1966 Beatles' release "Revolver"
1966 South Arican Broadcasting bans Beatles (Lennon's anti-Jesus remark)
1973 VP Spiro T Agnew branded as "damned lies" reports he took kickbacks from govt contracts in Maryland. He vowed not to resign (Right!)
1974 Pres Richard M Nixon announced he'd resign his office 12PM 08/09
1988 Discovery of most distant galaxy (15 * 10 ^ 12 light yrs) announced
1988 Renovated Central Park Zoo reopens after 4 years
1988 Russian troops begin pull out of Afghanistan after 9 year war
1988 Temperature hits high of 88 on 8/8/88 in NYC
1990 Iraq annexes Kuwait
1991 Billy Preston charged with exhibiting porno to a minor
1991 Carlos Santana pleads no contest to marijuana possession charge
1991 Gary Oldman, actor (State of Grace), arrested for drunk driving
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Nuri hasnt even posted in her birthday thread. She must hate us. I bet it's Tom's fault! Damn Tom why you always gotta be ruining shit!!!!
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Maybe Knurph got her... That or my prediction came true: a nude and crazed Rama, who had been living on her roof, abducted her while holding a blood soaked teddy bear.
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Nuri hasnt even posted in her birthday thread. She must hate us. I bet it's Tom's fault! Damn Tom why you always gotta be ruining shit!!!!
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:huh:
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SERVED!
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Is that the match?
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No, it's just a saying made popular by a TV parody of a shitty movie.
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a nude and crazed Rama, who had been living on her roof, abducted her while holding a blood soaked teddy bear.
Zero's right. I'll bet he broke in & stole her tampons, too. The sentimental fool.
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Trust me, If Rama had broke into that house all of Merla's stuff would smell like piss.
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Nah, it's a known fact that Muppets don't piss. They just shoot out wet cotton streams out of their danger zones--in the same way Spiderman shoots webs, but in a different area.
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Oh, for those saying "what the fuck?!" It was established long ago, before most of you even joined the board, that Rama was a muppet, or atleast part muppet. The "M" in his avatar proved it.
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Oh, for those saying "what the fuck?!" It was established long ago, before most of you even joined the board, that Rama was a muppet, or atleast part muppet. The "M" in his avatar proved it.
Why you bringin up old shit?
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To prove Toe wrong when he said that "if Rama were the abductor, Merla's stuff would smell like piss". And I did.
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so did i get SERVED or OWNED?
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Little of both.
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damn you black people and your slang.
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This little song just might cheer you up...
http://thegangsterlifeisthelifeforme.ytmnd.com/ (http://thegangsterlifeisthelifeforme.ytmnd.com/)
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That sums up Gangsta life for me. It's not even a culture, since it's just kids tryin to be Italian Wiseguys and Colombian Druglords.
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Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday. I've been living at the Evil House, which on top of being a crime den has no phone line or cable, so no internet right now. I won't be, uh, 'regular' until a phone line appears in a week or so.
....dammit, and I missed my birthday on the bottom of the forum yet again. Piss and chips!
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I guess Rama isn't trying hard enough.
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To be a gangsta?
Got a phone line sooner than I thought. Yay!
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I saw this the other day, and I was going to add my own sentiments, but I wasn't sure if you were coming back so I didn't bother. I'm sorry for doubting your coming-backedness. And happy belated birthday!
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You doubted me! ;__; It's funny you say that because I saw the thread the other day and I told Merla "Zac Shipley wished me a happy birthday but not joe. ZAC SHIPLEY." That's like a celebrity in Rama's part of the country. Screw that writer for the X-Files.
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Yeah, I came to chell in the other day only to find that the slate had been wiped clean and that I'd have to sign up again so I was all like, "What the fuck? Fuck that bitch for making me do this!"
But then I forgave you. And subsequently wished you a happy birthday. I'm like Jesus that way. The forgiving, not the other one. That would be awesome if Jesus showed up to wish everyone a happy birthday though, wouldn't it? Even non-Christians... especially them.
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That would... kind of make me piss my pants actually.
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Don't get me wrong, he wouldn't be undead or anything. You would have just finished blowing out your candles, and he'd come crawling in through your kitchen window, have a piece of cake, then leave. Nothing obtrusive. He might even bring a present if you've been a good little girl.
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I guess if he's really quiet... and leaves the cross at home.
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But we need wood for your birthday barbeque. :huh:
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Aw, crap, I totally missed it.
Oh well, happy belated birthday.
(I'm also too lazy to register again. It's almost 3 AM and I can't sleep)
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So if you didn't register again, who's 'shellspark'!!? O__O
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He...I mean I am an imposter!
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Two Sams! Good God!
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good lord. what is our world coming to?
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Which leads to the age-old question... if you found your double would you have sex with it?
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that's just a question of how you view your own self.
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Now, is this a double of the same sex or of a different sex? Like a female double of me? The answer to both: If he/she took me out to dinner and gave me a nice time, anything's game.
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I don't find myself very sexually appealing.
And I'd make an ugly woman.
So, no, I wouldn't
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you are all lying. you would so have sex with your double. You both are there and you wouldnt tell so why not.
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If you masterbate, isn't that like practicing having sex with yourself?
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Nope. there's no penetration.
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If you had sex with your double, wouldn't that be incest?
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in·cest ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nsst)
n.
Sexual relations between persons who are so closely related that their marriage is illegal or forbidden by custom.
i think it's probably illegal to marry yourself, so yeah it's a fucking weird kind of incest, but incest nonetheless.
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Nope. there's no penetration.
Bullshit there's no penetration. For men, there's not as much (unless your the kind who likes a little asshole tickle), but you can consider your hand being penetrated fairly easy.
For women, there's a FUCKLOAD of penetration. I've watched women masturbate. There IS penetration. Fucktard. Or not. Whtvr.
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I was taliing about myself shithead.
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For women, there's a FUCKLOAD of penetration. I've watched women masturbate. .
ewwwwwwwwww :lol:
i think it's probably illegal to marry yourself
You should see "A woman's right to shoes", episode 9, season 6: Sex and the city.
DarthNuriko Posted on Aug 16 2004, 11:28 PM
If you masterbate, isn't that like practicing having sex with yourself?
rodimustoe Posted on Aug 16 2004, 11:40 PM
Nope. there's no penetration.
you should go and ask Marilyn Manson about that :D
I would have sex with myself!
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I would have sex with myself!
I'd watch that. Maybe even pay for it.
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I wonder how uncomfortable the position is for Manson to suck himself off.
Probably not too bad with that one missing rib, but it's gotta leave you sore.
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i can't even imagine doing that though...
it'd be a tad awkward... especially the whole 'getting your rib removed' part
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i can't even imagine doing that though...
it'd be a tad awkward... especially the whole 'getting your rib removed' part
I was thinking the akward part would be the 'Putting your own dick in your mouth' section.
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It depends on how it was my double. Like if it was my twin then no way but if I like.. travled 1 hour back in time then that's not gay it's more like masturbating and I would not ever do myself in the A.
And I consider myself to be a very attractive man but I'm not gay so I don't look for someone who looks like me in a mate. Not a girl equivalent 'cause I'd be way too tall for a chick for my taste.
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I've watched women masturbate.
Porn videos, right?
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I've watched women masturbate.
Porn videos, right?
Girlfriends, friend's girlfriends, old girlfriends who weren't sexually active when I met them but tried to tempt me into there beds by masturbating in front of me, old girlfriend's friends, etc.
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old girlfriends who weren't sexually active when I met them but tried to tempt me into there beds by masturbating in front of me
And you said no? What the fuck were you thinking?
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friend's girlfriends, old girlfriends who weren't sexually active when I met them but tried to tempt me into there beds by masturbating in front of me, old girlfriend's friends, etc.
friends' girlfriends???WHHJJJJJJAAT??!! how comeeee
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friend's girlfriends, old girlfriends who weren't sexually active when I met them but tried to tempt me into there beds by masturbating in front of me, old girlfriend's friends, etc.
friends' girlfriends???WHHJJJJJJAAT??!! how comeeee
They're called whores, Daniella.
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It wouldn't be incest if it were just your completely unrelated double.
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It wouldn't be incest if it were just your completely unrelated double.
Sounds like someone wants to find a reason to fuck one's self.
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friend's girlfriends, old girlfriends who weren't sexually active when I met them but tried to tempt me into there beds by masturbating in front of me, old girlfriend's friends, etc.
friends' girlfriends???WHHJJJJJJAAT??!! how comeeee
They're called whores, Daniella.
wait ok, so your friends were there when they gfs did it in front of u?
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friend's girlfriends, old girlfriends who weren't sexually active when I met them but tried to tempt me into there beds by masturbating in front of me, old girlfriend's friends, etc.
friends' girlfriends???WHHJJJJJJAAT??!! how comeeee
They're called whores, Daniella.
wait ok, so your friends were there when they gfs did it in front of u?
Maybe once or twice, they were all whores. 75% of the women I've dated are whores. And I've never had intercourse with any of them.
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so THATS why u dont like to drink!
i understand. one of my friend is HOT AS HELL, i mean, hes even a model for abercrombie. but he is a virgin and he doesnt drink cause hes afraid the girls are gonna jump all over him while hes drunk.
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Ha ha, that's one of the funniest things I've heard.
Why do you date so many whores, Fiero?
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w1ld stuff! I usually have to pay for that kind of show.
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Ha ha, that's one of the funniest things I've heard.
Why do you date so many whores, Fiero?
Because every woman I've met until Cecilia was a fucking whore.
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So you dated them anyway? Or were you just set up on dates with them or something?
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Some of them I went out with for months, some of them weren't openly whores when I was dating them, but became whores later, about 90% of them now have children. It's a strange life.
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Ew! Whores with kids!
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I dated a girl who was fourteen and had a kid by her stepfather (rape, she says, I wonder still), I knew whe was a whore, yet I still didn't fuck her. Maybe that's why she went out with me three times. Gawd I was a fucking loser. I'm glad I didn't fuck her though, I'd probally have herpes or someshit now if I had.
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hip hip herpes! errr umm..hurray!
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Your penis would totally be rotted off by now... Sometimes being molested makes them into whorey ones...
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Your penis would totally be rotted off by now... Sometimes being molested makes them into whorey ones...
It's true. And fucking sad, she was a nice girl, too. For a whore.
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Ew! Whores with kids!
i would DIE if one of my exes had kids...i dont know why, but i would just do
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It can't be as bad for girls, you don't have to worry if it's yours. Of course, I don't really either, but sometimes I wonder if they collected my semen in the night to impregnate themselves.
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It can't be as bad for girls, you don't have to worry if it's yours. Of course, I don't really either, but sometimes I wonder if they collected my semen in the night to impregnate themselves.
yeah, that same thing happened to me a couple of times last week. it's a bitch
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Where you thought they were sneaking into your room at night, pulling down your pants, whacking you off in your sleep and taking the cum so they could impregnate themselves?
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yeah, something like that.
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That's why they call 'em "succubi".
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ewwwww :lol:
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I'd actually like the 'jacked off in my sleep' thing, but the impregnating themselves with my cum . . no.
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has the name of that movie with alicia silverstone, i think its "crush", yeah, where she grabbed a used condom of the old guy and put all the shit inside herself, just to make it look like she was rapped. thats NAAASTY
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It's funny because your typo sorta sends that one out of context...yet it could be the premise of "You Got Served! 2" or my favorite title, "You Got Served...AGAIN!"
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Or "Are You Being Served?"
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Or "Are You Being Served?"
I fucking hate that fucking show. Fucking brit fuckers.
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Boo! Those Brits are awesome. I want hair like Mrs. Slokam... if I ever live to be that fucking old anyway...
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Red Dwarf's good enough for me. If I want to watch PBS any other time, it's for the Red Green Show, bizatch!
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Somehow Captain Peacock asking some society doyenne, "Madam, are you being owned?" just doesn't have the same effect.
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I loved that show. In tenth grade, that's all the TV I watched... mainly since I was under punishment, so I was only allowed an hour of TV... and since I lacked Cable too... :(
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"under punishment". Sounds kinky. Did someone spank you while you watched it?
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I imagine he put peanut butter on his arse so his dog would.
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"Under punishment." Doesn't anyone just say "grounded" anymore?
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Under punishment also sounds kinkier, if that matters at all.
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Read that as "udder punishment" :blink:
*goes for stronger coffee*
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Somehow Captain Peacock asking some society doyenne, "Madam, are you being owned?" just doesn't have the same effect.
"Captain Peacock"? LOL sounds like the name of a pr0n actor!
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:lol: No! The mental images! No!!
I guess it could've been worse... (any joke involving Mr. Humphries, British predecessor of Carson Kressley.)
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The train strike episode where they had to spend the night in the store:
"MR. HUMPHRIES, LEAVE MY PUSSY ALONE!!!!" :lol:
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Holy crap. Okay, so I had a birthday recently, I get to bump this shit up. I don't know why I didn't post this back then, but I was watching that episode several years ago and my mom heard that line and was all "What the hell are you watching?"
Damn, three year old birthday thread. I feel teh old, much like Faye will feel soon enough. What the hell was I doing three years ago? I moved into the devil house, still working at LJS, and going to school for the shit of it at the time. Oh, I had restarted my story at that time as well. It was the most amazing thing ever, because I had gone through several years of writer's brain fart. This story in particular been an ongoing project ever since I was six years old and I started getting a bunch of ideas all the sudden. Right now I have about three gigs worth of bits and pieces in Wordpad, four sketchbooks of designs, and three small notebooks full of various notes. (Because if I don't write something down, I've almost certainly lost it forever.) And I still like watching British stuff on PBS on Sunday nights when I can manage it.
Also, I choose to blame toe's disappearance from here on Doug. :laugh:
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Oh yeah, and I'd still fuck my unrelated dobbleganger! ;D