The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Princess Faye on Dec 14, 2004, 09:39:23 AM
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ok, so here they come:
1) national treasure: really good movie, its like indiana jones(you can see philly too!! :-D )
2) sponge bob: i laughed my ass off, theres like a million of double-meaning sentences. i completely loved it
3) alexander: as i said in some thread before, B-O-R-I-N-G. good gay action.
4) ocean's 12: simply AWESOME
5) closer: AWESOME, jude law is TEH fucking actor! the 4 of them are awesome, the main song (blower's daughter) is my favorite now, and the plot is incredible(plus for the guys, u get to see natalie portman almost naked)
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I wanna see that Lemony Snicket thing.
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"Lemony Snicket" sounds like some British euphemism for a girl with blonde pubes. <_<
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"Lemony Snicket" sounds like some British euphemism for a girl with blonde pubes. <_<
Are you trying to tell us something?
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i want to see sponge bob but I fear people and their children.
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Are you trying to tell us something?
No. I've only had one natural blonde, and he was snicketless. B)
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Are you trying to tell us something?
No. I've only had one natural blonde, and he was snicketless. B)
That sentence made no since to me.
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I thought you were asking if I had familiarity with blonde-pubed women. :huh:
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i want to see sponge bob but I fear people and their children.
Amen.
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i want to see sponge bob but I fear people and their children.
Amen.
I'd probably have to get pretty drunk and high to go see the Spongebob movie. Or just be really hyper in the first place.
I want to see Ocean's 12 and Lemony Snicket. I also wish that Phantom of the Opera wasn't just in select cities.
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I want to see Lemony Snicket too, but probably not enough to bother getting my ass to a theater. And I haven't even seen Ocean's 11 yet. Har har. And Spongebob, Spongebob can go suck my Snicket.
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ok, so here they come:
1) national treasure: really good movie, its like indiana jones(you can see philly too!! :-D )
2) sponge bob: i laughed my ass off, theres like a million of double-meaning sentences. i completely loved it
3) alexander: as i said in some thread before, B-O-R-I-N-G. good gay action.
4) ocean's 12: simply AWESOME
5) closer: AWESOME, jude law is TEH fucking actor! the 4 of them are awesome, the main song (blower's daughter) is my favorite now, and the plot is incredible(plus for the guys, u get to see natalie portman almost naked)
My friend Eric has a giant thing for Portman. I prefered Young Carrie Fischer.
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Why do people call it "Lemony Snicket"?
I see printed ads and websites calling it that.
Lemony Snicket is the name of the AUTHOR, no?
The movie/book is A Series of Unfortunate Events.
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Why do people call it "Lemony Snicket"?
I see printed ads and websites calling it that.
Lemony Snicket is the name of the AUTHOR, no?
The movie/book is A Series of Unfortunate Events.
:lol:
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So close, yet so far away. The movie is clearly being billed and thusly whored as Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, the author's pen name being ingrained with the book title. Amputating that to plain ol' "Lemony Snicket" is as acceptable as calling every St*r WarzzZZ movie "St*r WarzzZZ" and every Harry Potter movie "Harry Potter".
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and every Disney movie "shit"
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i want to see sponge bob but I fear people and their children.
Go at night, that's what I did. There was I think twelve people there.
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My friend Eric has a giant thing for Portman. I prefered Young Carrie Fischer.
the only thing i didnt like of her in the movie is the cellulitis she shows inone of the scenes. like shes pretty and all but if i had cellulitis i wouldnt be showing my ass around like that
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My friend Eric has a giant thing for Portman. I prefered Young Carrie Fischer.
the only thing i didnt like of her in the movie is the cellulitis she shows inone of the scenes. like shes pretty and all but if i had cellulitis i wouldnt be showing my ass around like that
But it's natural, and if you have a problem with a lil, the man should fuck a barbie doll. Real women have it.
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But it's natural, and if you have a problem with a lil, the man should fuck a barbie doll. Real women have it.
Quoted for truthery.
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No. I've only had one natural blonde, and he was snicketless. B)
That sentence made no since to me.
I think she's saying she's fucked only one blonde, and he shaved his crotch.
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But it's natural, and if you have a problem with a lil, the man should fuck a barbie doll. Real women have it.
here in the US maybe!
wtf, so now im abnormal cause i dont have cellulitis? God FORGIVE ME for watching my weight! wtf.
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But it's natural, and if you have a problem with a lil, the man should fuck a barbie doll. Real women have it.
here in the US maybe!
wtf, so now im abnormal cause i dont have cellulitis? God FORGIVE ME for watching my weight! wtf.
O.o
So your telling me no where else in the world do women have it!? HA!!!
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hmm true, ok, most of south american girls are all about their body so if they have cellulits they die and they exercise till they have great bodies. so its VERY VERY weird to see a young latin girl(south american, i dont know bout the central americans) that have cellulitis
and if it was "normal"to have cellulitis then the women who dont have would be the ones not showing their asses on screen
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No. I've only had one natural blonde, and he was snicketless. B)
That sentence made no since to me.
I think she's saying she's fucked only one blonde, and he shaved his crotch.
I thought she was saying she only had one natural blonde and he didn't have a snatch.
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DING DING DING!!!! Nuri is today's winner! :D
so if they have cellulits they die and they exercise till they have great bodies.
Well, a little factor known as genetics also plays a part, as well as certain life changes. I cite one of the bartenders I've worked with for years named Julie. About 5'9", very long legs, marathon cyclist, brown hair, cutecuteCUTE face with huge green eyes....we used to have tip jars overflowing by standing there with our arms around each other's waists, heads on one another's shoulders - tip jar said "Victoria's Secret Shopping Fund". ;) Anyway, she wore a size FOUR, but had cellulite on the backs of her thighs, nowhere else. Couldn't help it - she'd had a kid, didn't want to go under the knife, and that was that. Now tell me there's a guy with two brain cells to rub together who would throw her out of bed for that. :angry:
I sure wouldn't have, but it's too late now. :lol:
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so if they have cellulits they die and they exercise till they have great bodies.
First off, I didn't know zombies came from South America.
Secondly, people you see on TV, ARE FAR FROM FUCKING NORMAL.
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Yup.
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so if they have cellulits they die and they exercise till they have great bodies.
First off, I didn't know zombies came from South America.
Secondly, people you see on TV, ARE FAR FROM FUCKING NORMAL.
so?
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so if they have cellulits they die and they exercise till they have great bodies.
First off, I didn't know zombies came from South America.
Secondly, people you see on TV, ARE FAR FROM FUCKING NORMAL.
so?
You just said if it was normal, people on TV would have it. Therefore I was dissuading your logic.
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Reality hasn't hurt Jamie Lee Curtis' bank account (http://www.lhj.com/lhj/story.jhtml?storyid=/templatedata/lhj/story/data/jamieleecurtistruethighs_08212002.xml)
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Your mom!
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Stacey's mom? :P
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Stacey's mom? :P
She's got it, going, err, on.
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You just said if it was normal, people on TV would have it. Therefore I was dissuading your logic.
which one?
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All of it?
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Waitaminnit, Faye has logic?
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Logically, that isn't logical...
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All of it?
that would have been right if i said all people. i can assure you, u'll never EVER see a southamerican girl on tv with cellulitis. plus its not normal.
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Wait until you pop out that kid, Faye. Unless you can arrange for the nanny to endure the physical ravages as well. :P
u'll never EVER see a southamerican girl on tv with cellulitis. plus its not normal.
Found it! Not normal??
Regardless of diet and exercise, research has suggested that 95 percent of women will still develop cellulite at some point in their lives.....Board Certified Plastic Surgeon Resourse
About 90 percent of all women have some amount of cellulite on their thighs or buttocks. Several factors contribute to the degree of your plight including heredity, lack of the appropriate type of exercise and a diet high in fat. However, no single factor can be blamed 100 percent. Unfortunately, it's simply a fact of female life. It seems that nature encourages our bodies to deposit fat into these areas to protect the unborn child. ....bodybuilding.com
“About 80% of all women have cellulite,” says Dr. Mitchel Goldman, a professor of dermatology at the University of California at San Diego. “It is nature’s way of ensuring that women can store enough fat to get them through a pregnancy and lactation.”....Parade magazine, Feb 2004
True, to me having a kid wouldn't be normal, but I don't get the impression that the world agrees. :lol:
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About 90 percent of all women have some amount of cellulite on their thighs or buttocks. Several factors contribute to the degree of your plight including heredity, lack of the appropriate type of exercise and a diet high in fat. However, no single factor can be blamed 100 percent. Unfortunately, it's simply a fact of female life. It seems that nature encourages our bodies to deposit fat into these areas to protect the unborn child. ....bodybuilding.com
Fuck my unborn child.
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Fuck my unborn child.
Don't say that too loud, Tom's present.
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Wait until you pop out that kid, Faye. Unless you can arrange for the nanny to endure the physical ravages as well. :P
u'll never EVER see a southamerican girl on tv with cellulitis. plus its not normal.
Found it! Not normal??
Regardless of diet and exercise, research has suggested that 95 percent of women will still develop cellulite at some point in their lives.....Board Certified Plastic Surgeon Resourse
About 90 percent of all women have some amount of cellulite on their thighs or buttocks. Several factors contribute to the degree of your plight including heredity, lack of the appropriate type of exercise and a diet high in fat. However, no single factor can be blamed 100 percent. Unfortunately, it's simply a fact of female life. It seems that nature encourages our bodies to deposit fat into these areas to protect the unborn child. ....bodybuilding.com
“About 80% of all women have cellulite,” says Dr. Mitchel Goldman, a professor of dermatology at the University of California at San Diego. “It is nature’s way of ensuring that women can store enough fat to get them through a pregnancy and lactation.”....Parade magazine, Feb 2004
True, to me having a kid wouldn't be normal, but I don't get the impression that the world agrees. :lol:
i know that the fat deposits there, but yo are gonna have cellulitis if you dont eat /exercise the right way, so i still think its not normal.
plua when i have kids, im onna eat healthy and do exercise. i know a lot of women who has had children and afterwards still have a gorgeous body(without surgery), includin my mom
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Hmm, I always just considered myself lucky. However, this the 10% normal, 90% abnormal mathematical theory is interesting. Does this now mean that heterosexuals should be considered the deviants? :P
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plua when i have kids, im onna eat healthy and do exercise. i know a lot of women who has had children and afterwards still have a gorgeous body(without surgery), includin my mom
I though the best part about being knocked up was the fact that you could eat tons of fat foods and blame it on the baby?
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Yeah, that "I'm eating for two" shit before they devour a KFC franchise. Two what? Starving third world countries? :rolleyes:
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I think you should reseasrch this subjust further Bernie. It shouldn't be hard for you to get knocked up. And after the baby is born you can sell it on the Black market for a couple million.
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Fuck my unborn child.
Really! Just strap a pillow on your ass and call it squaresies.
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So close, yet so far away. The movie is clearly being billed and thusly whored as Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, the author's pen name being ingrained with the book title. Amputating that to plain ol' "Lemony Snicket" is as acceptable as calling every St*r WarzzZZ movie "St*r WarzzZZ" and every Harry Potter movie "Harry Potter".
I still think that's *ahem* retarded.
Let's call it Tim Burton instead of The Nightmare Before Christmas!
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Agreed. Unfortunate Events or Series of Unfortunate Events makes more sense. I've never once heard of St*r WarzzZZ referred to as George Lucas or Harry 'Pussy' Potter refferred to as J.K. Rowling.
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Okay Rampy's example I get but you're just reaching, Zero. The Lemony Snicket name is catchy and more fun to say anyway. Nobody *ahem* cares if it's *ahem* retarded. *ahem*
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Lemony sounds gay and like the name of a dish detergent
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I thought you liked gay things...
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But the "Snicket" part makes it so manly!
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I thought you liked gay things...
did my post states that i dont?
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Okay Rampy's example I get but you're just reaching, Zero. The Lemony Snicket name is catchy and more fun to say anyway. Nobody *ahem* cares if it's *ahem* retarded. *ahem*
Lemony Snicket sounds like someone who was beat up alot. You cannot say the name without feeling pity for what may have been. (Yes I'm aware it's only a pen-name.)
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But the "Snicket" part makes it so manly!
... Lemony *SNIKT* AARRYYYGHHHHHHHYYAAAIIIIEEEEEeee
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how old are you again?
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Older than me.
That's pretty sad.
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Sixteen.
EDIT: Ninja edit!
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I work at Blockbuster video now.
:P
Only three more jobs and I'll be officially Jamaican.
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How many jobs do you have?
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I've had a full-time job for the past year, so I'm up for the Iron Man Competition in terms of life-time achievement in the job market. Thank you, Lord. But I also work as a systems administrator for my alma mater (basically, I set up their computer network and troubleshoot it when there's a problem) and do lots of part-time community work for which I am not compensated despite filling a position that would be paying $13,000 a year if they had to actually go out and find somebody to work it.
In other words, I need a girlfriend in the worst way.
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i feel your pain.
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Maybe you two should hook up. Toe would be the bitch, of course. Sorry, toe.
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Just two. A gym membership feels like it's own job, though.
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Maybe you two should hook up. Toe would be the bitch, of course. Sorry, toe.
hey, Less work for me.
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I think you should reseasrch this subjust further Bernie. It shouldn't be hard for you to get knocked up. And after the baby is born you can sell it on the Black market for a couple million.
Nah, toe, I want to keep my mind. Let me share a a little holiday tale on how my sister has lost hers:
A bit of backstory: in 1997, shortly after our dad died, my then 17-year-old drop-out eldest nephew (the one who's getting my grandmother's diamond ring for his girlfriend) beat his mother up on my dad's front porch. See, he had visions of being given the house and was quite put out to discover that it wasn't gonna happen. The locks were changed, and my taking my sister's side was the beginning of his schism with me. The fact that Eddie took MY side and thought my nephew was being a total shit damned Eddie in his eyes forevermore.
FF to present day: He's due to arrive December 26 with woman in tow, so I didn't bother my sister, who was frantically trying to prepare the house to Spoilsford's exacting standards (he's expressed shame at being their son before) on Christmas Day, knowing she would call when she had a chance. When she did, I mentioned having received Spoilsford's form letter asking for money to go with a church group on a missionary trip to Haiti. (He's very giving & devout with those he considers "beneath" him, like the underprivileged , but has no problem with being a "good Christian" while despising my husband :rolleyes: ) As the tone of his letter led me to believe this was very important to him, and I'll endorse anything that might make him realize he wasn't reared on Eight Mile Road as he likes to make himself out to be, I decided to give him $50 for his 12/22 birthday and $100 for Xmas in the form of checks made out to the organization for his $350 plane ticket as requested in the letter. Almost half of his ticket. However, when I tell Sister Dear this, I get a long moment of silence. Then:
"well, I don't know what he'll say about that...."
I believe "thank you" is considered a correct response in polite society. <_< However, in the interest of family harmony, I simply asked what she meant.
"I don't know if he'll want to spend birthday & Christmas money on his trip."
EXCUSE ME????!!! :angry:
Sooo, lemme get this sraight: I need to make a contribution for the trip he sent me a beg letter on PLUS give him money or buy him birthday and Christmas presents?
FUCK
THAT
SHIT
I'm considering a Best Buy card for birthday, a Gap card for Christmas, and a chell for $25 to the church group. More than generous, I think, for someone who hasn't so much as called me on my birthday for the past 7 years. Oh, and when she had mentioned that he wanted gift cards earlier in the month, she had said not to worry about coming over because I could mail them to him. In other words, I'm not invited to Christmas, which they're having tonight. Tom is safely out of town and doesn't even know about this yet. Not that an adopted fag's opinion matters, right?
So thank you, Sister Dear. Thanks for the amusing hot coals dance you do whenever your abusive child calls the tune. Another belated thank you for forgetting who stood up for you and protected you. Thank you for presuming that the world owes your Goldensprog whatever he wants. And while gratitude is in the air, you might want to thank God that you managed to have another decent child and pay him comparable attention once in a while.
Oh, and try to wait a while before you hit me up to loan you money again. I'm not feeling very charitable at the moment. :angry:
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Well you know you're my favorite Auntie Bernie! :D
Can I have that Best Buy gift card?
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Screw your family!
You know we all love you Bernie!
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Aw, thanks! :)
We have an attorney on our floor. Maybe I can legally de-nephew Spoilsford & adopt you two. :P
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You can disown all of your family because we're the only people you'll ever need.
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I'll keep my other nephew & my brother. There's still enough critters at the house for everyone to have their own. :)
Still no word or phone call here, to our cells or on caller ID at the house. I've decided on the BB card for birthday and a chell for $50 not made out to anyone. That way, he can put it on the trip or make it out to himself. I'll enjoy seeing which wins the battle between his alleged spirtual committment & his personal greed. :lol:
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Here's a suggestion (better late than never): don't give him anything. You don't owe him anything, and if he wants to be a shit about it, all the better to not feed it.
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noo, give him one of those 20 dollars card for victoria secret or like bebe or something :-D