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Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: The D on Aug 06, 2004, 10:18:44 PM
No one is!

Because Rick James is dead (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/06/rick.james/index.html)!


Noooooooo!!!!!!!!
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: tomduo on Aug 06, 2004, 10:40:10 PM
I hope Chapelle keeps him alive.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: The D on Aug 06, 2004, 11:10:25 PM
o.o
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: tomduo on Aug 07, 2004, 07:32:33 AM
He was an ugly motha fucka, though.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Fiero on Aug 07, 2004, 08:02:28 AM
But the ladies sure loved him.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Max Con on Aug 07, 2004, 09:14:59 AM
Because he had money.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 07, 2004, 10:23:24 AM
And because he was a super freak... super freak...


But to quote myself from another message board:

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Shut the fuck up! How did he die? <--- didn't read the article.


Ah man, and just when I was getting LESS annoyed with "What did the five fingers say to the face? Slap! I'm Rick James, bitch!" (believe me, if you were in my shoes where you heard it 235 times a day...)

Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: tomduo on Aug 07, 2004, 02:05:20 PM
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But the ladies sure loved him.
Eh, only the ones addicted to crack, then he burned them.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 07, 2004, 05:11:23 PM
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I hope Chapelle keeps him alive.
even if chapelle doesn't...everyone who's ever watched chapelle's show will
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: B E C K on Aug 07, 2004, 09:58:04 PM
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But the ladies sure loved him.
Eh, only the ones addicted to crack, then he burned them.
 :lol:


Eh, at least it wasn't Rick Springfield.   :ph34r:  
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 07, 2004, 10:05:11 PM
i had the misfortune of seeing him in last vegas.  yeah...i think i'd prefer razor blades next time.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: B E C K on Aug 07, 2004, 10:05:49 PM
Link near the bottom of Rick James article:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/h...e.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/hilton.home.ap/index.html)

Well I feel a tad better.  While I was getting burglarized, so were the Hiltons.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 07, 2004, 10:20:55 PM
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Link near the bottom of Rick James article:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/h...e.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/hilton.home.ap/index.html)

Well I feel a tad better.  While I was getting burglarized, so were the Hiltons.
serves them right.  damn those hiltons.  after that travesty of 'the simple life', they deserve to get burglarized.

...not that i watched it or anything.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 08, 2004, 12:08:07 PM
i cant believe some people here are making fun of a person that just died. thats FUCKED up.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Max Con on Aug 08, 2004, 12:35:47 PM
And?

He's dead. Doesn't mean you can't mock or criticize.  
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: tomduo on Aug 08, 2004, 12:37:11 PM
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i cant believe some people here are making fun of a person that just died. thats FUCKED up.
HE BURNED AND ABUSED WOMEN! I have no respect for that man. What, because the 9/11 terrorists are dead, we should be jackin on to thier name. Get some morals.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 08, 2004, 01:21:37 PM
Ah Tom, ever the hardcore feminist.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: tomduo on Aug 08, 2004, 02:49:42 PM
I think everyone here knows I am a lesbian.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: blanktoe on Aug 08, 2004, 03:04:46 PM
That's hot!
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: tomduo on Aug 08, 2004, 03:36:05 PM
Yeah, I love lesbians.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 08, 2004, 06:00:28 PM
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i cant believe some people here are making fun of a person that just died. thats FUCKED up.
HE BURNED AND ABUSED WOMEN! I have no respect for that man. What, because the 9/11 terrorists are dead, we should be jackin on to thier name. Get some morals.
burned women? why, when how?
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: tomduo on Aug 08, 2004, 06:05:05 PM
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i cant believe some people here are making fun of a person that just died. thats FUCKED up.
HE BURNED AND ABUSED WOMEN! I have no respect for that man. What, because the 9/11 terrorists are dead, we should be jackin on to thier name. Get some morals.
burned women? why, when how?
...you're kidding!

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,1085...tml?newsrellink (http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,10857,00.html?newsrellink)

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In 1991, he was arrested after tying up a woman and burning her with a hot crack pipe while on a weeklong cocaine binge. In 1993, while out on bail for that earlier incident, a coked-up James tied up another woman at the St. James Club & Hotel in West Hollywood and beat her for 12 hours.

He was convicted of assault for holding the woman against her will (though he was acquitted on a torture charge that would've landed him life in prison) and served more than two years in state prison.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 08, 2004, 06:42:00 PM
Don't forget what he did to Eddie Murphy's couch!  Oh, and Charlie Murphy's face!
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: tomduo on Aug 08, 2004, 06:48:29 PM
They neva shoulda gave that nigga money!
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 08, 2004, 08:25:10 PM
shit thats pretty fucked up, i didnt know about all that stuff
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 08, 2004, 09:27:05 PM
yeah, just like the germans never knew about the concentration camps.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: blanktoe on Aug 08, 2004, 10:07:59 PM
they didnt. they were told the jews went to a health spa.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 09, 2004, 06:21:39 AM
ah damn! that health spa trick gets 'em every time.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Merla on Aug 09, 2004, 08:25:35 AM
Why did Paris keep thousands of dollars of cash in her house?  Why wasn't it in the bank?   :blink:  
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: tomduo on Aug 09, 2004, 09:33:56 AM
Because she is a dumbass.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 09, 2004, 10:08:33 AM
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yeah, just like the germans never knew about the concentration camps.
I'm half German, and I knew nothing of the sorts!  You'll all be sent to health spas for this!
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: tomduo on Aug 09, 2004, 10:54:43 AM
o.o

Ach tung!
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: B E C K on Aug 12, 2004, 09:33:34 AM
I remember my former best friend severely disliking the fact that I was born in Hessen.  Born there.  I'm not even German and even if I was, I don't see why it would've mattered in the freakin' 1990's.  Bitch Jew.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: The D on Aug 12, 2004, 01:01:54 PM
Send her to a "health spa"  :D  
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 12, 2004, 05:27:01 PM
yesterday we were just watching a program(in my wealth & powet class) about how they constructed those crematoriums and gas chambers in auschwitz.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Fiero on Aug 12, 2004, 07:48:15 PM
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yesterday we were just watching a program(in my wealth & powet class) about how they constructed those crematoriums and gas chambers in auschwitz.
That's it, you don't give us any information.  You just say we say a program.  That's it.  WHAT THE FUCK!!!  Tell me something, baeioutch!
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 12, 2004, 08:42:49 PM
well, it was boring.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 12, 2004, 09:14:31 PM
boring? pardonnez-moi?
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 12, 2004, 09:18:33 PM
TRuer words were never spoken.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 13, 2004, 12:05:22 PM
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TRuer words were never spoken.
 :D  
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 13, 2004, 12:10:49 PM
no , wait. E, was that an answer for me or for Lenin?
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Fiero on Aug 13, 2004, 09:15:04 PM
It was for your motha!
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 13, 2004, 10:36:01 PM
you just got served.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: blanktoe on Aug 13, 2004, 11:35:08 PM
I think she got owned.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Fiero on Aug 14, 2004, 07:57:58 AM
pwnd
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 14, 2004, 03:04:26 PM
?? :blink:  
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Fiero on Aug 14, 2004, 11:01:09 PM
That's the second time you've replied as such.  Did you lose your sniarb?
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Bitch on Aug 14, 2004, 11:35:32 PM
What the crap is a sniarb?  :blink:  
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Fiero on Aug 15, 2004, 10:15:23 PM
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What the crap is a sniarb?  :blink:
You obviosuly don't have sniarb.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Bitch on Aug 15, 2004, 10:43:39 PM
No shit. What is it?
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Fiero on Aug 15, 2004, 10:53:20 PM
If you had a niarb, you'd know sniarb.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Bitch on Aug 16, 2004, 12:55:57 AM
I'm going to kill you.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 16, 2004, 08:23:55 AM
he's on lsd
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Fiero on Aug 16, 2004, 09:03:11 AM
People, it's not that hard.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 16, 2004, 10:11:15 AM
I got it yesterday.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 16, 2004, 11:27:34 AM
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That's the second time you've replied as such.  Did you lose your sniarb?
i get it now.
no i just didnt understand what u meant.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Fiero on Aug 16, 2004, 12:27:27 PM
You replied to me the exact same way(or very similar way) in another thread on the same day.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: B E C K on Aug 16, 2004, 04:24:32 PM
ftw?
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Fiero on Aug 16, 2004, 06:32:52 PM
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ftw?
Monkey.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: B E C K on Aug 16, 2004, 08:25:38 PM
Yeah, I am.  How did you know that?
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Fiero on Aug 16, 2004, 08:35:54 PM
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Yeah, I am.  How did you know that?
You said 'tfw?' I said w.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2004, 03:34:55 PM
No, I said 'ftw?'












So is the other monkey cute?  Or at least have a job?
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 18, 2004, 03:47:09 PM
At least typing Shakespeare.
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Fiero on Aug 18, 2004, 07:51:49 PM
I apoligze, but I still told you 'w' so fuck it, biotch!
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2004, 10:01:03 PM
Hey, I'm not one of your ex-girlfriends!  I won't f just anything!
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Fiero on Aug 18, 2004, 10:15:57 PM
You're not t king of the f ing world.  F T MONKEY!
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2004, 11:34:17 PM
N! fub!
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Fiero on Aug 19, 2004, 07:42:05 AM
STFU
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: B E C K on Aug 19, 2004, 01:31:21 PM
YSTFU! ESADB!
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Fiero on Aug 19, 2004, 09:08:48 PM
D B STFUNoob!!!
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 20, 2004, 11:08:12 AM
WTFAYTTAIDUAS!
Title: I'm not Rick James
Post by: Fiero on Aug 20, 2004, 07:29:40 PM
ADIDAS!