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Title: Will this eBay nonsense ever end???
Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 10, 2004, 10:15:11 AM
Entitlement Dumbfucks (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=88433&item=5542634324&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

I say we take up a collection, win and pick Chlamydia Fellatrix for a girl and Smegford Scrotalwart for a boy.   :P
 
Title: Will this eBay nonsense ever end???
Post by: blanktoe on Dec 10, 2004, 11:18:37 AM
We should bid. If 25 people to put in $20 we'll be set!
Title: Will this eBay nonsense ever end???
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Dec 10, 2004, 06:24:45 PM
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This auction is in no way for the actual baby.  Obviously, we reserve the right to choose the appropriate name at our discretion.  All names will be considered, but please remember that this is a real life situation.  We reserve the right to choose the placement of the name.  No refunds.  No returns.  Bid with confidence.  I have been an eBay member for years and have good feedback.
Fuckheads
Title: Will this eBay nonsense ever end???
Post by: Fiero on Dec 11, 2004, 05:56:31 PM
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This auction is in no way for the actual baby.  Obviously, we reserve the right to choose the appropriate name at our discretion.  All names will be considered, but please remember that this is a real life situation.  We reserve the right to choose the placement of the name.  No refunds.  No returns.  Bid with confidence.  I have been an eBay member for years and have good feedback.
Fuckheads
That's a good name for the baby!
Title: Will this eBay nonsense ever end???
Post by: B E C K on Dec 11, 2004, 08:49:22 PM
I don't get why it's so important to have a carbon copy of yourself.  I don't neccessarily agree with the bulk of people using IVF, but if they can afford it and afford the time and money to raise the mutants spawned from it let them do what they want.  These people can't afford it and are willing to put themselves in a hole so they can't even afford to raise the kid that results.

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As if I had to trade motherhood to be a healthy normal person.
Waah waah, guess what?  Life's a series of trade-offs and we can't have everything we want.

Egay shut down a similar auction, why not this one?  It's not like you actually get to name the thing.
Title: Will this eBay nonsense ever end???
Post by: blanktoe on Dec 11, 2004, 09:24:37 PM
why would you want an little evil version of yourself. Other than having to pay for food and cleaning up shit I dont see anything wrong.
Title: Will this eBay nonsense ever end???
Post by: B E C K on Dec 11, 2004, 10:33:26 PM
Does "would" = "wouldn't"?

And that's keeping a chicken, not raising a child.  And at least with the chicken, we can kill it and eat it later if it acts up.
Title: Will this eBay nonsense ever end???
Post by: Fiero on Dec 12, 2004, 08:33:10 AM
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Does "would" = "wouldn't"?

And that's keeping a chicken, not raising a child.  And at least with the chicken, we can kill it and eat it later if it acts up.
I'd rather kill the baby.
Title: Will this eBay nonsense ever end???
Post by: Max Con on Dec 12, 2004, 06:37:31 PM
[doHTML]This baby? (http://img117.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img117&image=angrybaby7sb.jpg)[/doHTML]


He'd fuck you up.
Title: Will this eBay nonsense ever end???
Post by: Fiero on Dec 12, 2004, 08:07:39 PM
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[doHTML]This baby? (http://img117.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img117&image=angrybaby7sb.jpg)[/doHTML]


He'd fuck you up.
On AFHV, there where these two twins, and one would hiccup, then the other would laugh, repeat as neccessary.  Then a baby duck chased a baby black bear.  Hooray!
Title: Will this eBay nonsense ever end???
Post by: B E C K on Dec 13, 2004, 06:42:15 AM
Yeah, I wouldn't want the big, bad "Page can not be displayed" to get me.
Title: Will this eBay nonsense ever end???
Post by: MegatronYES on Dec 14, 2004, 01:19:39 AM
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[doHTML]This baby? (http://img117.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img117&image=angrybaby7sb.jpg)[/doHTML]


He'd fuck you up.
 :lol: ROFL
Title: Will this eBay nonsense ever end???
Post by: Extra Zero on Dec 14, 2004, 01:21:58 AM
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[doHTML]This baby? (http://img117.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img117&image=angrybaby7sb.jpg)[/doHTML]


He'd fuck you up.
What the fuck happened there?  Did Cathy Bates fuck with the tablet of time or something?
Title: Will this eBay nonsense ever end???
Post by: MegatronYES on Dec 14, 2004, 01:26:42 AM
AH AH AHAHHHAAhah haha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!  :lol:  
Title: Will this eBay nonsense ever end???
Post by: B E C K on Dec 14, 2004, 02:13:20 AM
FTW?  ::tries link again::  That's it?  I was expecting worse.