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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: blanktoe on Dec 09, 2004, 06:48:45 PM
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I'm surprised how well he looks in that role.
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my comp is soo slowww
fuck willy wonka, i wanna see pirates of the caribbean 2, damnit!
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Why dont you just go wach LOTR and call it a day ok?
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i dont have that dvd! i know, i'll go and watch pirates of the caribbean
btw, johnny depp in nooo way can replace wilder!
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Eh, I don't think I want to see the trailer badly enough to wait for it. I'll wait until E shows it on their dumb Coming Attractions show.
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There's a low version of the trailer here http://www.darkhorizons.com/trailers.php (http://www.darkhorizons.com/trailers.php)
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He reminds me of Mr. Slave from South Park or something.
Jethus Chriizzzth, come here my little oompa loompas!
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:lol:!!
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He reminds me of Mr. Slave from South Park or something.
Jethus Chriizzzth, come here my little oompa loompas!
You have discovered the funny.
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hmm i still think he looks like a child molestor, he looks sooo scary. His hair looks like Cristoforo Colombo's :-/
:waits for pirates of the caribbean 2, 2006:
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2006!? Oh well, I guess this means I have more time before I have to watch the first one.
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2006!? Oh well, I guess this means I have more time before I have to watch the first one.
But it has Johnny Depp, one of the men I might consider having sex with.
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AND Orlando Bloom!
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AND Orlando Bloom!
Screw him, he looks like a girl more often than not. Johnny is much much nicer. Specially in the pirate getup. *gay drools*
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I don't mind Orlando looking like a girl, but the thin lips kind of creep me. :huh:
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lol
right now im hooking up with this guy that looks a lot like orlando bloom, lips and everything. the only difference is thatt his guy is blonde and a surfer :-/
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Orlanda was blonde at one point and I know he has surfed at least once. You don't go to New Zealand and not go to the beach, it's illegal, I promise. I did time.
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2006!? Oh well, I guess this means I have more time before I have to watch the first one.
But it has Johnny Depp, one of the men I might consider having sex with.
Then you must be filling buckets about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...
Orlando is a tad girlish. He looks best as an elf.
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Orlanda was blonde at one point and I know he has surfed at least once. You don't go to New Zealand and not go to the beach, it's illegal, I promise. I did time.
when i say "surfer" im referring to a real surfer, not one of those lame-ass "body surfers" . he body-surfed, he didnt surf with the real board
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Orlanda was blonde at one point and I know he has surfed at least once. You don't go to New Zealand and not go to the beach, it's illegal, I promise. I did time.
when i say "surfer" im referring to a real surfer, not one of those lame-ass "body surfers" . he body-surfed, he didnt surf with the real board
Yeah, but it's like your going out with Orland Bloom, who I'm pretty sure is woman. So your a lesbian.
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even if he was a woman, damn straight! i would fuck her brains out ANNNYYYTIME
edit: forgot a key word <_<
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I'd do them both.
At the same time!! Johnny and Orlando I mean.. not Orlando and Faye.
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I am offeneded!! Women should not be talking about having sex with men. They should take about having sex with each other...that is all.
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Walken should have fucking been chosen as Wonka.
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I'd do them both.
At the same time!! Johnny and Orlando I mean.. not Orlando and Faye.
And here I thought you meant fake surfer/real Orlando and real surfer/fake Orlando.
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so 2 Orlandos, huh? I'd do them
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Screw him, he looks like a girl more often than not. Johnny is much much nicer. Specially in the pirate getup. *gay drools*
Ahoy there Buttsecks!
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Screw him, he looks like a girl more often than not. Johnny is much much nicer. Specially in the pirate getup. *gay drools*
Ahoy there Buttsecks!
If he was walking down the street in that getup, I'd either call the cops, or jump his bones. Hopefully some beautiful celibrity women would be nearby as well.
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ewww he looks sooo bad!! his haaiirr, HIS HAIIIRRR!! X_X
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LUE?
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He looks like an ugly insect with bad hair.
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He's not turning me on at all in this role. Go back to being a fantastic pirate, you're not pulling off the 'Pimp' status well.
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Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...
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Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...
I thought you said wookie.
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He's not turning me on at all in this role. Go back to being a fantastic pirate, you're not pulling off the 'Pimp' status well.
Here's some paper towels and some tapes of "21 Jump Street".
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You should have just given him a copy of Edward Scissorhands and some anti-septic.
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hes still with long hair in "the secret window"
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And bad eyewear. :ph34r:
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God, don't remind me of that horrible movie. I still can't believe I paid $8 to hear, "and as I reached into the steaming bowl of cr0n, I knew that in time, her death would remain a mystery...even to me." Yokel.
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psht it has the BEST QUOTE EVER! "I don't care, I'm just going to smoke, I'm just going to totally smoke, and when I finish these, I'm going to go to the store and get a brand new pack, and smoke the shit out of that one."
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But the quote loses points coming from a man named "Mort".
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Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...
nah, he's too stiff.
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That reminds of this one Simpson episode where Christopher Walken made a cameo.
Marge: OOoh,Christopher Walken reading Goodnight, Moon!
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Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...
nah, he's too stiff.
And what's wrong with a stiff Willie, I ask you?
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nothing at all... :huh:
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Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...
nah, he's too stiff.
And Gene Wilder wasn't? It's all about how Wilder could look calm one moment and completely insane the next. I think Walken could capture that perfectly, not to mention how his speech and his odd rants would really compliment that aspect of the character.
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Gene Wilder was sexier period!
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Periods aren't sexy.
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Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...
nah, he's too stiff.
And Gene Wilder wasn't? It's all about how Wilder could look calm one moment and completely insane the next. I think Walken could capture that perfectly, not to mention how his speech and his odd rants would really compliment that aspect of the character.
hey, Gene Wilder is and forever will be(sorry Johnny, I still love you) the best Willy Wonka and the best Fox EVER
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Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...
nah, he's too stiff.
And Gene Wilder wasn't? It's all about how Wilder could look calm one moment and completely insane the next. I think Walken could capture that perfectly, not to mention how his speech and his odd rants would really compliment that aspect of the character.
Walken as Wonka makes me think "child molestor" for whatever reason.
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"Tell your parents I touched you there, and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."
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Walken as Wonka makes me think "child molestor" for whatever reason.
And Depp as Wonka doesn't?
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No, that's just weird. And gay.