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Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: blanktoe on Dec 09, 2004, 06:48:45 PM
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Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: Fiero on Dec 09, 2004, 07:03:59 PM
I'm surprised how well he looks in that role.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 09, 2004, 09:26:18 PM
my comp is  soo slowww
fuck willy wonka, i wanna see pirates of the caribbean 2, damnit!
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: blanktoe on Dec 09, 2004, 09:53:53 PM
Why dont you just go wach LOTR and call it a day ok?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 09, 2004, 09:56:17 PM
i dont have that dvd! i know, i'll go and watch pirates of the caribbean
btw, johnny depp in nooo way can replace wilder!
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2004, 01:13:21 AM
Eh, I don't think I want to see the trailer badly enough to wait for it.  I'll wait until E shows it on their dumb Coming Attractions show.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: blanktoe on Dec 10, 2004, 01:56:43 AM
There's a low version of the trailer here http://www.darkhorizons.com/trailers.php (http://www.darkhorizons.com/trailers.php)
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Dec 10, 2004, 02:42:55 AM
He reminds me of Mr. Slave from South Park or something.

Jethus Chriizzzth, come here my little oompa loompas!
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2004, 04:21:44 AM
:lol:!!
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 11, 2004, 05:51:44 PM
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He reminds me of Mr. Slave from South Park or something.

Jethus Chriizzzth, come here my little oompa loompas!
You have discovered the funny.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: Princess Faye on Dec 13, 2004, 08:55:22 AM
hmm i still think he looks like a child molestor, he looks sooo scary. His hair looks like Cristoforo Colombo's :-/

:waits for pirates of the caribbean 2, 2006:
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: B E C K on Dec 13, 2004, 09:38:35 AM
2006!?  Oh well, I guess this means I have more time before I have to watch the first one.
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 13, 2004, 10:31:44 AM
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2006!?  Oh well, I guess this means I have more time before I have to watch the first one.
But it has Johnny Depp, one of the men I might consider having sex with.
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Post by: Princess Faye on Dec 13, 2004, 11:11:34 AM
AND Orlando Bloom!
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 13, 2004, 02:01:49 PM
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AND Orlando Bloom!
Screw him, he looks like a girl more often than not.  Johnny is much much nicer.  Specially in the pirate getup.  *gay drools*
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 13, 2004, 03:41:07 PM
I don't mind Orlando looking like a girl, but the thin lips kind of creep me.  :huh:  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 13, 2004, 08:59:07 PM
lol
right now im hooking up with this guy that looks a lot like orlando bloom, lips and everything. the only difference is thatt his guy is blonde and a surfer :-/
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: Fiero on Dec 13, 2004, 10:10:54 PM
Orlanda was blonde at one point and I know he has surfed at least once.  You don't go to New Zealand and not go to the beach, it's illegal, I promise.  I did time.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: B E C K on Dec 14, 2004, 02:18:02 AM
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2006!?  Oh well, I guess this means I have more time before I have to watch the first one.
But it has Johnny Depp, one of the men I might consider having sex with.
Then you must be filling buckets about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...


Orlando is a tad girlish.  He looks best as an elf.
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Post by: Princess Faye on Dec 14, 2004, 09:20:20 AM
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Orlanda was blonde at one point and I know he has surfed at least once.  You don't go to New Zealand and not go to the beach, it's illegal, I promise.  I did time.
when i say "surfer" im referring  to a real surfer, not one of those lame-ass "body surfers" . he body-surfed, he didnt surf with the real board
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: Fiero on Dec 14, 2004, 01:07:16 PM
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Orlanda was blonde at one point and I know he has surfed at least once.  You don't go to New Zealand and not go to the beach, it's illegal, I promise.  I did time.
when i say "surfer" im referring  to a real surfer, not one of those lame-ass "body surfers" . he body-surfed, he didnt surf with the real board
Yeah, but it's like your going out with Orland Bloom, who I'm pretty sure is woman.  So your a lesbian.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 14, 2004, 09:04:58 PM
even if he was a woman,  damn straight! i would fuck her brains out ANNNYYYTIME


edit: forgot a key word <_<  
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 14, 2004, 09:13:02 PM
I'd do them both.

At the same time!!  Johnny and Orlando I mean.. not Orlando and Faye.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: blanktoe on Dec 14, 2004, 11:18:56 PM
I am offeneded!! Women should not be talking about having sex with men. They should take about having sex with each other...that is all.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: Extra Zero on Dec 14, 2004, 11:42:01 PM
Walken should have fucking been chosen as Wonka.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 15, 2004, 03:13:42 AM
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I'd do them both.

At the same time!!  Johnny and Orlando I mean.. not Orlando and Faye.
And here I thought you meant fake surfer/real Orlando and real surfer/fake Orlando.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 15, 2004, 12:11:40 PM
so 2 Orlandos, huh? I'd do them
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Post by: The D on Dec 15, 2004, 02:55:24 PM
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Screw him, he looks like a girl more often than not.  Johnny is much much nicer.  Specially in the pirate getup.  *gay drools*
Ahoy there Buttsecks!
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 15, 2004, 03:20:07 PM
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Screw him, he looks like a girl more often than not.  Johnny is much much nicer.  Specially in the pirate getup.  *gay drools*
Ahoy there Buttsecks!
If he was walking down the street in that getup, I'd either call the cops, or jump his bones.  Hopefully some beautiful celibrity women would be nearby as well.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: The D on Dec 15, 2004, 04:18:30 PM
............
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 15, 2004, 04:33:34 PM
ewww he looks sooo bad!! his haaiirr, HIS HAIIIRRR!! X_X
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Post by: Max Con on Dec 15, 2004, 04:35:11 PM
LUE?
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 16, 2004, 02:20:15 AM
He looks like an ugly insect with bad hair.
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 16, 2004, 09:04:44 AM
He's not turning me on at all in this role.  Go back to being a fantastic pirate, you're not pulling off the 'Pimp' status well.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: Extra Zero on Dec 16, 2004, 06:35:56 PM
Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...  
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 16, 2004, 08:20:21 PM
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Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...
I thought you said wookie.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: B E C K on Dec 17, 2004, 12:48:39 AM
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He's not turning me on at all in this role.  Go back to being a fantastic pirate, you're not pulling off the 'Pimp' status well.
Here's some paper towels and some tapes of "21 Jump Street".
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: Extra Zero on Dec 17, 2004, 12:52:32 AM
You should have just given him a copy of Edward Scissorhands and some anti-septic.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 17, 2004, 01:24:59 AM
hes still with long hair in "the secret window"
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 17, 2004, 08:43:31 AM
And bad eyewear.  :ph34r:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Dec 17, 2004, 09:57:30 AM
God, don't remind me of that horrible movie.  I still can't believe I paid $8 to hear, "and as I reached into the steaming bowl of cr0n, I knew that in time, her death would remain a mystery...even to me."  Yokel.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 17, 2004, 11:58:27 AM
psht it has the BEST QUOTE EVER! "I don't care, I'm just going to smoke, I'm just going to totally smoke, and when I finish these, I'm going to go to the store and get a brand new pack, and smoke the shit out of that one."
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: Extra Zero on Dec 17, 2004, 01:21:57 PM
But the quote loses points coming from a man named "Mort".
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: blanktoe on Dec 17, 2004, 02:47:06 PM
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Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...
nah, he's too stiff.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 17, 2004, 03:56:39 PM
That reminds of this one Simpson episode where Christopher Walken made a cameo.

Marge: OOoh,Christopher Walken reading Goodnight, Moon!
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 17, 2004, 04:10:27 PM
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Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka... 


nah, he's too stiff.


And what's wrong with a stiff Willie, I ask you?  
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: blanktoe on Dec 17, 2004, 05:21:24 PM
nothing at all... :huh:  
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: Extra Zero on Dec 17, 2004, 06:48:49 PM
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Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...
nah, he's too stiff.
And Gene Wilder wasn't?  It's all about how Wilder could look calm one moment and completely insane the next.  I think Walken could capture that perfectly, not to mention how his speech and his odd rants would really compliment that aspect of the character.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: blanktoe on Dec 17, 2004, 07:31:17 PM
Gene Wilder was sexier period!
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 17, 2004, 07:36:34 PM
Periods aren't sexy.


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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 17, 2004, 09:00:23 PM
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Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...
nah, he's too stiff.
And Gene Wilder wasn't?  It's all about how Wilder could look calm one moment and completely insane the next.  I think Walken could capture that perfectly, not to mention how his speech and his odd rants would really compliment that aspect of the character.
hey, Gene Wilder is and forever will be(sorry Johnny, I still love you) the best Willy Wonka and the best Fox EVER
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer
Post by: B E C K on Dec 18, 2004, 04:52:39 AM
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Chirstopher Walken would have made such a cool Wonka...
nah, he's too stiff.
And Gene Wilder wasn't?  It's all about how Wilder could look calm one moment and completely insane the next.  I think Walken could capture that perfectly, not to mention how his speech and his odd rants would really compliment that aspect of the character.
Walken as Wonka makes me think "child molestor" for whatever reason.
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Post by: Max Con on Dec 18, 2004, 04:56:07 AM
"Tell your parents I touched you there, and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."
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Post by: Extra Zero on Dec 18, 2004, 08:25:36 AM
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Walken as Wonka makes me think "child molestor" for whatever reason.
And Depp as Wonka doesn't?
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 20, 2004, 06:04:51 AM
No, that's just weird.  And gay.