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Post by: Sexy Faye on Dec 06, 2004, 09:45:28 AM: http://www.missworld.tv/news/fullstory.sps...=&iCategoryID=0 (http://www.missworld.tv/news/fullstory.sps?iNewsid=131047&itype=&iCategoryID=0)

already damn time!! this only proves, once more, that latin girls are the most beautiful girls in the whole fucking world!! hell yes!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 06, 2004, 11:05:47 AM: Except you're a nazi.
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Post by: blanktoe on Dec 06, 2004, 11:39:44 AM: this thread is useless without some leg and ass shots.
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Post by: gwynn on Dec 06, 2004, 11:51:33 AM: Get one of them to shave her head and wear some combat boots and Im in.
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Post by: Sexy Faye on Dec 06, 2004, 12:03:52 PM: Quote
Except you're a nazi.
what the f*** does that has to do with anything here?
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Post by: The D on Dec 06, 2004, 02:18:25 PM: Faye's jealous she doesn't look as good as the winner. :D
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 06, 2004, 02:24:34 PM: Quote

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Except you're a nazi.
what the f*** does that has to do with anything here?
You aren't a latina, you're a nordic.
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Post by: Max Con on Dec 06, 2004, 04:42:09 PM: She's not attractive.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 06, 2004, 08:14:52 PM: Quote
Faye's jealous she doesn't look as good as the winner. :D
how would u know? u just saw one pic of me. im FUCKING GORGEOUS, and whoever here thinks the contrary can kiss my ass
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Post by: Bitch on Dec 06, 2004, 08:25:29 PM: That's just the booze talking.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 06, 2004, 08:30:43 PM: Quote

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Faye's jealous she doesn't look as good as the winner. :D
how would u know? u just saw one pic of me. im FUCKING GORGEOUS, and whoever here thinks the contrary can kiss my ass
And risk genital warts?!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 06, 2004, 08:42:15 PM: Quote
That's just the booze talking.
shut up, i wish i was drunk

but i am gorgeous
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 06, 2004, 11:11:34 PM: Quote

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That's just the booze talking.
shut up, i wish i was drunk

but i am gorgeous
So is my penis, but that doesn't mean everyone else agrees.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 07, 2004, 01:03:34 AM: The Dominican chick is hotter. I just want to know what the girl from the US is doing there. I've seen cuter tail bussing tables at Denny's.

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how would u know? u just saw one pic of me. im FUCKING GORGEOUS, and whoever here thinks the contrary can kiss my ass
'But with his mouth he kiste her hir naked ers,
Ful savourly, er he were war of this.
Abak he sterte, and thoughte it was amis,
For wel he wiste a womman hath no beerd.
He felte a thing al rough and longe yherd,
And said, "Fy, allas, what have I do?"'
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Post by: Guest on Dec 07, 2004, 08:26:46 AM: Quote

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That's just the booze talking.
shut up, i wish i was drunk

but i am gorgeous
So is my penis, but that doesn't mean everyone else agrees.
well all the people i know thinks im pretty, so i can care less for what you think :)
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 07, 2004, 02:31:45 PM: Then why bother?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 07, 2004, 09:09:00 PM: im not. if i cared i would be angry but im used to ur idiotic state of mind
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 07, 2004, 10:04:24 PM: Quote
im not. if i cared i would be angry but im used to ur idiotic state of mind
You obviously aren't a good liar, either.
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Post by: Sexy faye on Dec 08, 2004, 09:00:40 AM: i dont lie
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 08, 2004, 02:27:22 PM: Quote
i dont lie
Sure you don't.
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Post by: blanktoe on Dec 08, 2004, 03:23:41 PM: can you two fight about something else now?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 08, 2004, 04:54:08 PM: Like how much Manwhiches make from turkey kick ass?
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Post by: blanktoe on Dec 08, 2004, 05:21:50 PM: DOES NOT!!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 08, 2004, 05:41:59 PM: Bullshit!!!
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Post by: blanktoe on Dec 08, 2004, 07:07:04 PM: Quote
Bullshit!!!
BULLSHIT MY ASS MUTHA FUCKA!!!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 08, 2004, 09:51:21 PM: Quote

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Bullshit!!!
BULLSHIT MY ASS MUTHA FUCKA!!!
Damn right I fucked your momma, and I'll do it again.
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 08, 2004, 09:59:28 PM: Wow, after all this time, I think I still hate Tom.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 08, 2004, 10:59:50 PM: Well I love you. :(
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 09, 2004, 06:10:56 PM: Quote
Well I love you. :(
Forgiven. Let's make monkey love . . . you know, the kind where we throw poop at people.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 09, 2004, 09:35:30 PM: Quote

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i dont lie
Sure you don't.
have i ever? i dont think so.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 09, 2004, 10:19:01 PM: Quote

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Well I love you. :(
Forgiven. Let's make monkey love . . . you know, the kind where we throw poop at people.
YAY!

*flings some*
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Post by: MegatronYES on Dec 14, 2004, 01:10:38 AM: Quote
http://www.missworld.tv/news/fullstory.sps...=&iCategoryID=0 (http://www.missworld.tv/news/fullstory.sps?iNewsid=131047&itype=&iCategoryID=0)

already damn time!! this only proves, once more, that latin girls are the most beautiful girls in the whole fucking world!! hell yes!
Yeah, especially when they look very white. :rolleyes:
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 14, 2004, 08:41:51 AM: That's what Kelly Clarkson would look like if she wasn't chubby.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 14, 2004, 09:10:27 PM: Quote

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http://www.missworld.tv/news/fullstory.sps...=&iCategoryID=0 (http://www.missworld.tv/news/fullstory.sps?iNewsid=131047&itype=&iCategoryID=0)

already damn time!! this only proves, once more, that latin girls are the most beautiful girls in the whole fucking world!! hell yes!
Yeah, especially when they look very white. :rolleyes:
look very white my ass. kinda white yeah, but shes not from white parents. dude i think you are stereotyping the latin ethnicity. they are several shades of color.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 14, 2004, 09:15:02 PM: Quote
That's what Kelly Clarkson would look like if she wasn't chubby.
She isn't chubby.
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Post by: blanktoe on Dec 14, 2004, 11:14:46 PM: nope, she just has a big jungle ass!!
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 15, 2004, 03:10:38 AM: :lol:!!
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 15, 2004, 03:11:45 AM: Dude, that reminds me. I saw her on Leno a while back and it did look a bit... looming. Also, she tried looking for her CD before it came out, and Leno laughed at her.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 15, 2004, 03:19:52 AM: Leno laughs at everyone unless they are sitting on his couch. Then his lips can be found planted on their anus.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 15, 2004, 03:22:16 AM: But she was on his couch when he laughed at her.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 15, 2004, 03:23:13 AM: o.o

Then I shall go commit Hari Kari, SAYONARA! SWEET MEMORIES!

*disembowels self*

...when did I eat a bagel?
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 15, 2004, 03:24:56 AM: Can-- Can I have that?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 15, 2004, 03:27:48 AM: ....it's partially digested!!!

*bleeds*
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 15, 2004, 05:22:23 AM: I didn't ask for your diagnosis, Doogie Howser. It's a 'yes' or 'no' question! :angry:
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 15, 2004, 06:00:06 AM: *bleeds*

x.x MIEN SPLEEN!!!
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Post by: blanktoe on Dec 17, 2004, 02:44:21 PM: Quote
Dude, that reminds me. I saw her on Leno a while back and it did look a bit... looming. Also, she tried looking for her CD before it came out, and Leno laughed at her.
What?? OH, you mean she's a fucking idiot! Yes it all makes sense now! I would hope that in the futre Chelsy would pick cooler women to look up to, like Jenna Jameson and Janine Lindemulder!
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 18, 2004, 04:31:06 AM: Well her CD was coming out the next day and she was hoping she would catch Wal-mart stocking up her CD at or around midnight, seeing how some Wal-marts stay open all the damn time to serve their zombie and vampire clientele.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Dec 18, 2004, 08:36:53 AM: Going to Wal*Mart at 1 am is so fucking great as far as people watching is concerned. Last time I was there, we saw a group of three thirty-something red-necks ask the clerk "does the Wal*Marts sell PORNOU at this 'our?" It's so interesting how many people come at these late hours. You'd think it was 4pm on a Wednesday.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 18, 2004, 12:02:28 PM: My friends have made it a habit to go to Perkin's and then to Wal-mart on a Friday or Saturday.

I could do without the going to Perkin's.

Last night we got threatened to get kicked out. We were told that if we didn't lower our voices, we would be asked to leave. Fucking old guy.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 20, 2004, 06:06:24 AM: What's a Perkin's?
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 20, 2004, 09:22:35 AM: It's a retarded restaurant with bad service and equally bad food.
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Post by: blanktoe on Dec 20, 2004, 09:43:01 AM: Their cookies are pretty good though.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 20, 2004, 09:45:15 AM: Are they retarded cookies?
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Post by: blanktoe on Dec 20, 2004, 10:18:18 AM: How in the hell am i suppose to know?
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 20, 2004, 10:39:02 AM: If you know whether or not the cookies are good, then you should also know if they're retarded.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 20, 2004, 10:43:57 AM: Their monster muffins or whatever they're called aren't so bad either.

Last five times I went there, I got the shitty waiter who thinks he's hot shit.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 20, 2004, 01:27:31 PM: But it turns out he was just cold shit.... or lukewarm.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 20, 2004, 01:53:56 PM: Really more of a tepid shit.

That just sounds like something you'd get after eating Taco Bell.
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Post by: blanktoe on Dec 20, 2004, 02:19:12 PM: nah, you'd get diarrhea.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Dec 20, 2004, 04:53:41 PM: Actually "border bowels" is something you get at Taco Bell, not "tepid shit".
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 21, 2004, 01:15:27 AM: that or "el rio shito"
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Post by: Extra Zero on Dec 21, 2004, 05:31:44 AM: Actually, attach "grande" to either one and you have a real winner.