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Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 25, 2004, 12:59:19 AM
Cue the turkey to pop out of the giant cake and strip.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Nov 25, 2004, 07:06:39 AM
How old is that in human years?

I mean...

Your mom.

But wait...

Happy Birthday, Dangerous D.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 25, 2004, 09:58:56 AM
Happy Birthday, D!
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 25, 2004, 10:17:26 AM
YAY! BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS!
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 25, 2004, 06:17:52 PM
Whew, looks like tom called Spanking Duty.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 26, 2004, 09:41:52 AM
So, D, where are ya.  May your day of birth be joyous.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 26, 2004, 02:29:22 PM
We should throw him a Danish curcumsizion party with celebrity guests Alfonso Ribiero and Bill Fagerbakke.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 26, 2004, 03:48:55 PM
I guess that would be funny if I knew who you were talkign about.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 26, 2004, 04:02:26 PM
Carlton from Fresh Prince and the guy who played Dauber on Coach and also voices Patrick on Spongebob.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 26, 2004, 04:50:03 PM
D'oh
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Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 26, 2004, 06:58:52 PM
For reference.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 26, 2004, 08:49:27 PM
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Carlton from Fresh Prince and the guy who played Dauber on Coach and also voices Patrick on Spongebob.
confuse me? carlton is patrick star???????????????????
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 26, 2004, 08:57:11 PM
No, Dauber is Patrick.  He also played the retarded guy in The Stand mini-series.  The one who spelled everything "M-O-O-N spells plate."
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: The D on Nov 27, 2004, 09:15:53 PM
*avoids this topic like the plague...*


....oh shit. o.o
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 27, 2004, 10:17:24 PM
When really you should be avoiding Bill and Alfonzo.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 28, 2004, 02:19:09 AM
Why would you avoid this topic?  Not like you're gonna get younger or something by not reading it.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 28, 2004, 02:50:25 AM
I guess the thought of Bill and Alfonso giving a derranged bris is reason enough.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 28, 2004, 11:58:33 AM
It's reason enough for me to!
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 29, 2004, 12:18:42 PM
Happy Deranged Bris, Doug!
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: The D on Nov 29, 2004, 09:50:53 PM
Presents!

My grandparents on my mother's side splurged this year with a Norelco shaver and a pair of sneakers. My uncle bought me a set of Craftsman wrenches. My mother bought me a pair of gloves (cheapscape!).

My dad took me out for dinner and drinks. I got a rather large strawberry daquiri, and found out that large frozen drinks don't mix well with spicy food.

My other grandfather on my mother's side bought me a large leather executive chair which won't fit in the computer room, so I have to figure out what to do with it.

The rest of my dad's side of the family haven't even sent me a card. Maybe they forgot it was my birthday. I should call them and give them a not-so-nice reminder.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Bitch on Nov 29, 2004, 09:54:38 PM
Greedy asshole. With all the complaining you do, I'm surprised you got anything at all. One of these days, people will get sick of hearing you bitch about the presents you get and just stop giving you presents.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: The D on Nov 29, 2004, 10:05:43 PM
How is it greedy to expect my dad's side of the family to at least remember my birthday and send me something, even just a card. Even a penny with a note attached to it would be nicer than nothing!
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 29, 2004, 10:13:59 PM
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My dad took me out for dinner and drinks. I got a rather large strawberry daquiri, and found out that large frozen drinks don't mix well with spicy food.
 
psht, amateur!
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Post by: The D on Nov 29, 2004, 10:23:16 PM
i'm sorry I'm not as good at being a drunken slut as you are :D
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 29, 2004, 10:27:52 PM
oh its ok, i understand your nature as a loser that dont do anything else in life than bitch about everything:-D
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 29, 2004, 11:02:20 PM
Hey, that's not funny!  :o  
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 29, 2004, 11:05:49 PM
I always have a frozen margarita (virgin, duh) at this one restaraunt I like, and it compliments the spicy food perfectly. Doug just chose the wrong frozen drink. The alcohol probably affected the taste as well.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 29, 2004, 11:45:46 PM
He shoulda got a mudslide with spicy food.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 30, 2004, 02:25:54 AM
Water's also nice.








What?
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 30, 2004, 01:04:26 PM
Water is like gasoline to spicy food.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 30, 2004, 02:31:43 PM
Tom's right.  They serve avocado with habaneros here for a reason.  Lethal spice needs something creamy or milk-related.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 30, 2004, 08:57:55 PM
Cheezy Bread
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 01, 2004, 01:49:48 AM
Eh, I was just being a dumbass.  I wouldn't know.  I don't like spicy food.  I like sweet or bland.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 01, 2004, 03:15:51 PM
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Eh, I was just being a dumbass.  I wouldn't know.  I don't like spicy food.  I like sweet or bland.
Who said you're a dumbass?
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 02, 2004, 01:54:28 AM
The guy in the yellow shirt.  The one sitting over there.  :(
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Guy In A Yellow Shirt on Dec 02, 2004, 09:43:10 AM
*points and laughs with a neilson laugh* Ha Ha! Dumbass.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Dec 02, 2004, 01:36:51 PM
Something I learned from my father:

Wear glvoes of you're going to cut habaneros. Or if don't wear gloves, at least wash your fucking hands before you use the rest room.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 03, 2004, 02:13:57 AM
Did you learn this from your father because

a ) he told you to wear gloves and you didn't
b ) he told you to wear gloves because he didn't and now he's warning you
c ) one of you didn't wear gloves and touched the other inappropriately 00;;
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 03, 2004, 10:30:58 AM
KINKY!
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 04, 2004, 12:40:33 AM
Yeah, see when I read that, C immediately came to mind.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: MegatronYES on Dec 04, 2004, 01:27:50 AM
Yes, that's very funny. But seriously, he told me that SKIN was fucking peeling off.....
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 04, 2004, 02:42:37 AM
Grossness!
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Bitch on Dec 04, 2004, 02:52:48 AM
Why did you tell us that?
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: MegatronYES on Dec 05, 2004, 12:00:46 AM
It's actually a very worthwhile cautionary tale.  <_<

I don't ask any of you why you allow yourself to form evaluations of artistic products when you are obviously incapable of doing so.  
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Bitch on Dec 05, 2004, 12:02:57 AM
What?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Dec 05, 2004, 12:05:11 AM
........... :blink:

I really wonder what that could have been before you edited it.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 06, 2004, 02:49:02 AM
Maybe it was 'what', but misspelled.
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Bitch on Dec 06, 2004, 01:13:32 PM
Yeah, lets go with that.>_>
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 07, 2004, 12:43:14 AM
whapodjgvpenmlk?
Title: Dangerous D is 23.
Post by: Bitch on Dec 07, 2004, 01:45:26 AM
Of course!