The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: TM2 Rampage on Nov 24, 2004, 04:11:49 PM
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IIINN THEE RAAAAAIIIIIIIN!
IIIIINNN THEEE RAAAAIIIIINN!!!
I walk in the RAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN
IIIIINNN THE RAAAAAIIINNNN
ISSS ITT RRIIIIIIGGGHHHHTTT.. or iiisss it wwrrroooonnggg?
And is it heeeereeee... that I.... beeloooonng?
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Is this the song thread?
Siiiiiiiinging in the rain
Just siiiiiiinging in the rain
What a glooooorious feeling
I'm haaaaappy again!
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*hits the ceiling with a broom handle* Keep it down up there! Rotten kids...
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*drops red dye filled balloons from her balcony onto Bitch's poinsettas*
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who's the scary chick in your avatar?
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Kelly Clarkson, the first American Idol winner, in an ad for Candies.
Full Picture:
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Singing in the sunshine, laughing in the rain
Hitting on the moonshine, rocking in the grain
Ain’t no time to pack my bag, my foots outside the door
Got a date, I can’t be late, for the high hopes hailla ball.
’got a hell hound on my tail’
’cause it’s hell I’m headed for’
Uh-huh! oh oh yeah!
Singing to an ocean, I can hear the ocean’s roar
Play for free, play for me and play a whole lot more, more!
Singing ’bout good things and the sun that lights the day
I used to sing on the mountains, then the ocean lost it’s way.
I’ve been there
Oh oh yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Na na na..., la la la...
Sitting round singing songs til the night turns into day
Used to sing on the mountains but the mountains washed away
Now I’m singing all my songs to the girl who won my heart
She is only three years old and it’s a real fine way to start.
Oh yeah!
It sure is fine!
Blow my mind!
Yeah yeah!
Do wop a diddly diddly........
Oh, so good!
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All of you scare me, especially Kelly Clarkson.
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All of you scare me, especially Kelly Clarkson.
:P Don't worry, my avatar will change in a week.
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Dear TM2 Rampage,
Yoko Kanno is like so 1998.
Your Pal.
Extra Zero
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Give the kid break. He's like a 11 years old and he didn't know any better.
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Screw a Yoko Kanno.
And screw a Kelly Clarkston
So she says what's the problem baby
what's the problem
I don't know
well maybe I'm in love
Love!
think about it everytime I think about it can't stop thinking about it
How much longer will it take to cure this
just to cure it
'cuz I can't ignore it if it's love
love!
makes me want to turn around and face me
but I don't know nothing about love
uh huh
come on come on!
turn a little faster
come on come on!
the world will follow after
come on come on!
cause everybody's after love....
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So it's love we're singing about?
*Spoken* No Carla, this is the third time you've cheated on me since lunch!
I am a one woman woman and you are wasting my time!
*sung*
-Chorus-
And I ain't got time for nothing but love
And it's that time
I ain't got time for nothing but love
So don't be wastin' none of mine
No I ain't got time for nothing but love
Cause I ain't got a lot of time
To be wasting time on anything but love
Lord, I know the Bible says
That we should spread our love around
But my woman was gettin' Biblical
With every girl in town
Forgive they say at Sunday mass
But I'm nothing if I'm not devout
So forgive me Lord for this one tresspass
But I kicked her ass right out
-Chorus-
Lord, I hate to bug you
But I'd like to ask if I may
Could you someday send me someone
Who won't dump me the next day?
I'm not asking for affection
Or some heavenly paragone (??)
Just someone strong enough to rip my head off
But smart enough to sew it back on
-Chorus-
*Spoken*Padre, you and me are pretty tight now right?
So I hope you can appreciate this in the spirit in which it's intended...
*Sung* I try to lead a good life
I do pennance for my misdeeds
But Saturday night, when the moon is right
Lord I got womanly needs
-Repeat Chorus-
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Hey, post that song Loinel Ritchie sings to that blind woman trying to sculpt Lando!
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Give the kid break. He's like a 11 years old and he didn't know any better.
Oh come on, we ALL use that excuse.
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This next song is a request by Zero!
I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
'Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you ...
I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again how much I care
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello, I've just got to let you know
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying, I love you ...
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying ... I love you
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::Starts easy Bass beat.:::
Readin' my paper at Ray's cafe,
Old guy next to me as loud as day
Rambled and rumbled while eating his pie,
He dropped his wallet and now it's mine.
Sorry old man, but that's just the way that it is,
don't bother none.
Won't help at all to worry about it.
Picked up the wallet and slipped outside,
walked around, walked around, walked around town.
I found my nerve and a good place to hide
only to find no cash inside.
Oh well I guess that's just the way that it is,
Don't bother none.
Won't help at all to worry about it...
I got thirsty so I went to a bar
Met a little darling with a face of a star.
In the morning, Woke up to find...
She stole my car along with my heart
Oh well I guess that's just the way that it is,
Don't Bother none.
Won't help at all to worry about it.
...Wish she'd give me back my heart ohh...
Oh well I guess that's just the way that it is,
Don't Bother none,
Won't help at all to worry about it..
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O, woe is me!
O, woe is me!
I used to have a hamster tree!
But it was eaten by a newt,
And now I have no cuddly fruit
O, woe is me!
O, woe is me!
I used to have a hamster tree!
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Easily best song of the thread.
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Whatever happened to the multiple forums you always had about?
There was even a stupid lyrics thread, as I recall.
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Oh, the whips start popping,
To their beat we're hopping
Leather is the rule for a fashionable Yule,
Walkin' in a bondage wondeland.
Party heels look better
With a silk-lined fetter
Your dominant will love you in a spandex body glove!
Walkin' in a bondage wonderland.
If your gift ideas have come to nothin'
Erotic Cabaret knows what to do
They'll help with any stocking that needs stuffin'
and guarantee the same event for you!
Unwrapped gifts are pleasant
but the favorite present
Will bring the year in right in craupadine* so tight -
Walkin' in a bondage wonderland.
* Hog-tied
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That's the best song!!
Can I copy and paste that onto a different message board that has a thread dedicated to corrupted Christmas carols?
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I'd be honored - I wrote it myself in 1986. #^^#
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yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me! blablabla something bad eggs, drink up me 'earties yo ho!!!
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Dun naaaa naaaa na naaaa!
Dun naaaa naaaa na naaaa!
Naaa naaa naaa-a-na na!
Naaaa Naaaa Naaaa Naaaa Naaan-a-Naaan-a!
Little John: *whisper* "Ass to ass."
New Yorker holding wad of cash: "ASSE-TAH-ASSE!"
Naaaa Naaaa Naaaa Naaaa Naaan-a-Naaan-a!
Dun naaaa naaaa na naaaa!
Dun naaaa naaaa na naaaa!
Naaa naaa naaa-a-na na!
Marian: "UNGH!"
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The knights of the north
Carry the English bloodline
Boldly beneath the waves we go
Breaking through the barricade
We bring with us death
Upon our free
Our free expanse at sea
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Bravely bold Sir Robin
Brought forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged,
And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off,
And his penis--
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I'd be honored - I wrote it myself in 1986. #^^#
LOL! Awesome.
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Whatever happened to the multiple forums you always had about?
There was even a stupid lyrics thread, as I recall.
I just decided not to bother when the board got deleted.
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Yeah, I never posted there anyways.
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Bacchus, you are welcome, pleasing and desired,
by whom our mind becomes joyous.
Refrain
That wine, good wine,
noble wine,
makes a man courtly,
fine and spirited.
Bacchus, by chance conquering the hearts of men,
excites their spirits in love.
Refrain
Bacchus, often visiting the race of women,
makes them subject to you, oh you, Venus.
Refrain
Bacchus, penetrating the veins with warm wine,
makes them fiery with the flame of Venus.
Refrain
Middle Age folk songs rock!
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Yeah, I never posted there anyways.
I may end up bringing it back to post pieces of my story, since I tossed the lyrics with the writing/creative forum. If anyone wants the creative forum back before then, let me know. I only remember myself, Bitch, and Emmy ever using it anyway.
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I only used it once or twice, but I read it all the time.