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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 24, 2004, 11:42:34 AM

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 24, 2004, 11:42:34 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/11/...y.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/11/24/colombia.baby.ap/index.html)

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Sol Angela Cartagena said she was with her 2-year-old daughter when she had a drink at a hospital cafeteria in Girardot, southwest of Bogota, and suddenly felt lightheaded.

"When I woke up I was in the countryside with my 2-year-old daughter beside me," the woman told RCN TV, adding that someone had performed a Caesarean section on her and taken her baby.

Carlos Cespedes, a gynecologist, confirmed that someone had removed Cartagena's baby. Apparently Cartagena had been drugged, causing her to black out before the operation. It was unclear where it was performed, but authorities said Cartagena was lucky to be alive.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen in my professional career, and I believe this patient had all the luck in the world in not dying before getting to the hospital," he said.

Police officer Gustavo Silva said the woman who allegedly stole the baby was found due to tips and that prosecutors are now handling the case. People who had seen the unidentified woman with a baby wrapped in a sheet called authorities because they knew she had not been pregnant and they did not know where the baby had come from.

The baby was dehydrated but otherwise reported in good condition.
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 24, 2004, 02:22:12 PM
I'm in shock and awe.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 24, 2004, 02:31:26 PM
I've heard of Kidneys, but this is ridiculous!!!
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 24, 2004, 03:05:13 PM
That's frightening!
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 24, 2004, 03:50:02 PM
Poor child.  I'm still somewhat disturbed.  I'll never get pregnant again!
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 24, 2004, 04:24:03 PM
how did she get the woman out of a hospital? She must have been a nurse or something. Or maybe this is some new form a black market baby selling. I'm glad this shit onlu happens to white people.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 24, 2004, 04:51:34 PM
o.o they are hispanic. COLUMBIA!

Plus no one wants a black baby.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Nov 24, 2004, 05:07:21 PM
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how did she get the woman out of a hospital? She must have been a nurse or something. Or maybe this is some new form a black market baby selling. I'm glad this shit onlu happens to white people.
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(sorry they're distorted)
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 24, 2004, 09:07:51 PM
Well she was shot in the head...
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 25, 2004, 12:02:18 AM
Is anyone stumped that some stupid cow would go steal a baby but not bother to at least fake a pregnancy first?
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 25, 2004, 12:04:28 AM
Ma Kent did the samething and nobody cared.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 25, 2004, 12:04:51 AM
Who's Ma Kent?
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Nov 25, 2004, 03:43:25 AM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 25, 2004, 10:13:09 AM
o.O
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 25, 2004, 10:29:12 AM
Is she related to Mike Hunt?
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 25, 2004, 11:52:15 AM
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Who's Ma Kent?
Superman's momma  <_<  
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 25, 2004, 06:20:33 PM
Oh that's right.  Okay.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 26, 2004, 09:03:26 PM
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o.o they are hispanic. COLUMBIA!

Plus no one wants a black baby.
its colombia, you tool
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 27, 2004, 03:34:48 PM
Who the fuck cares?
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 27, 2004, 10:26:30 PM
I care, alright?  You have to learn how to spell other country's names right!  It's just more respectful that way.

Go Amarica!
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Post by: Max Con on Nov 27, 2004, 10:38:21 PM
AmeriKKKa.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 27, 2004, 10:40:43 PM
Good thing Tom never has to spell Niger...
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 27, 2004, 11:23:33 PM
o.o

Eh, no one important.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 28, 2004, 09:02:31 PM
since when is America the name of a country? last thing I knew it was the name of a continent
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 28, 2004, 11:15:26 PM
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Who the fuck cares?
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 28, 2004, 11:16:04 PM
Let's not start this again.  It's a part of our name.  If someone's named "Barbara Ann" and we call her "Ann", there's nothing wrong with it.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 28, 2004, 11:20:55 PM
Foriegners piss me off. aDam is no exception... damn Canadians. I KNOW THEY PLOT!!!
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 28, 2004, 11:23:27 PM
B-but Canadians are our leafy friends of the North!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 28, 2004, 11:33:34 PM
And they are all named Doug, THEY ARE BRITISH CLONES!!!

I never trust those damn British.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 28, 2004, 11:41:09 PM
But the British are our tea-drinking friends across the pond!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 29, 2004, 02:49:27 AM
Let's just settle it by choosing to refer to our country henceforth as "Bestland".
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 29, 2004, 08:40:27 AM
Best land?  In honor of the Best Buys on practically every other block?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 29, 2004, 12:16:40 PM
In honor of being better than nations such as Peru. To take a completely random example.
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Post by: The D on Nov 29, 2004, 01:48:04 PM
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And they are all named Doug, THEY ARE BRITISH CLONES!!!

I never trust those damn British.
Don't compare me to the canadians!  :angry:  
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 29, 2004, 02:22:58 PM
He acts more Peruvian.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 29, 2004, 02:32:28 PM
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since when is America the name of a country? last thing I knew it was the name of a continent
United States of America?

I think it was in honor of the guy who really discovered America.  It's on the tip of my tongue, it started with a V.
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Post by: Briefly Browsin' Bernie on Nov 29, 2004, 03:20:29 PM
Amerigo Vespuchi!

As least we're not the United States of Vespa.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 29, 2004, 03:34:13 PM
That's more catchy though.  USV all the way!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 29, 2004, 04:01:24 PM
I fear our national vehicle though.  :blink:  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 29, 2004, 08:01:48 PM
I'd rather have a chopper.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 29, 2004, 08:12:41 PM
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In honor of being better than nations such as Peru. To take a completely random example.
what fucking ever




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Amerigo Vespuchi!
Americo Vespucio, or Vespuccio, i cant remember >_<
 
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 29, 2004, 08:13:52 PM
Bernie was right... And seriously, if Peru was consumed by a giant meteor, would the world really change?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 29, 2004, 08:41:56 PM
its americo!
damn straight! i would be a sad girl, and with me, the whole world:( and the production of coke would probably decay a lot(not that much cause of colombia, but still) therefore the ceo's in america wouldnt get as high and they wouldnt work as good as they work now. no more orgies. such a sad world:(
if that happened waaay before, u wouldnt have french fries:-D
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 29, 2004, 08:45:49 PM
French fries were created in France. Marie Antoinette enjoyed them a lot.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 29, 2004, 08:57:24 PM
doh i was talking about the potatoes
and french fries were created in belgium
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 29, 2004, 09:15:11 PM
I misread an article, then. *ashamed*
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Post by: The D on Nov 29, 2004, 09:43:28 PM
But Belgium was once a part of france.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 29, 2004, 09:44:01 PM
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its americo!
damn straight! i would be a sad girl, and with me, the whole world:( and the production of coke would probably decay a lot(not that much cause of colombia, but still) therefore the ceo's in america wouldnt get as high and they wouldnt work as good as they work now. no more orgies. such a sad world:(
if that happened waaay before, u wouldnt have french fries:-D
wow... coke would probably slow down a lil bit. And there would be lower rates of child prostitution and drugs.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 29, 2004, 10:03:16 PM
no, that would be if puerto rico and cuba dissapeared
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 29, 2004, 11:48:03 PM
O.o do you even think about what you type, you dumbass?

First off, very little if any drugs are grown in PR and Cuba, let alone compared to the vast amount of drugs born in hel- I mean Peru. Now the Government of both PR and Cuba are incredibly stable, and frown on sex acts by minors. Japanese business men don't just go to Peru to see the wonderful ruins... cuz they don't have bald pussies! And finally, Coke is invincible.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 30, 2004, 02:29:43 AM
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I think it was in honor of the guy who really discovered America. It's on the tip of my tongue, it started with a V.
I thought the Vikings really discovered this continent.  Or mayhaps the Phoenicians.  Dude, I wanna be a fucking Viking, damnit!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 30, 2004, 08:32:00 AM
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its americo!

Nope, it's Amerigo.  Give it a Google if you don't believe me.  And after putting "Americo" on my World History final in 8th grade and ruining my perfect score, "Amerigo" is burned into my synapses.  :mellow:  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 30, 2004, 12:54:23 PM
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I think it was in honor of the guy who really discovered America. It's on the tip of my tongue, it started with a V.
I thought the Vikings really discovered this continent.  Or mayhaps the Phoenicians.  Dude, I wanna be a fucking Viking, damnit!
Um... weren't there natives living here for about 25,000 years prior to any Eurasian involvement? :P
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 30, 2004, 02:25:47 PM
Natives don't count.  Ask anyone in our 51st state Iraq.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 30, 2004, 08:33:59 PM
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O.o do you even think about what you type, you dumbass?

First off, very little if any drugs are grown in PR and Cuba, let alone compared to the vast amount of drugs born in hel- I mean Peru. Now the Government of both PR and Cuba are incredibly stable, and frown on sex acts by minors. Japanese business men don't just go to Peru to see the wonderful ruins... cuz they don't have bald pussies! And finally, Coke is invincible.
i was talking about the prostitute part, u ignorant. its vox populi everywhere that puertoricans(more than cubans, but they are almost there) are the biggest percenteage of latinas that are prostitutes(i know the grammar is bad somewhere, but i dont care)
puaj
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 30, 2004, 09:01:15 PM
And you're in Philly, one of the worst cities in the US. I doubt most of them are underaged and/or transexual, like in the wonderful mountainous countries in South America!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 30, 2004, 09:37:29 PM
o so now you know more than i do about latin population in the us? goddamn, u need that stick out of your ass PRONTO
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 30, 2004, 11:03:38 PM
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o so now you know more than i do about latin population in the us? goddamn, u need that stick out of your ass PRONTO
Well if you were missing it, I can stick it right back in, jeez.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 01, 2004, 01:55:41 AM
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I think it was in honor of the guy who really discovered America. It's on the tip of my tongue, it started with a V.
I thought the Vikings really discovered this continent.  Or mayhaps the Phoenicians.  Dude, I wanna be a fucking Viking, damnit!
Um... weren't there natives living here for about 25,000 years prior to any Eurasian involvement? :P
I meant more like people who had to build ships to get here.  That's what I thought we were talking about, Eurasian involvement.  Natives don't get to discover anything if they've already been living there.  So  :P yourself.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Dec 01, 2004, 02:16:51 AM
Didn't the "natives" migrate here across the Bering Strait or something?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 01, 2004, 03:13:55 PM
Landbridge around there, yea.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 02, 2004, 08:24:51 PM
ive heard somewhere, maybe the discovery channel, that some archaeologists are trying to prove their theory that the south american indians came fro somewhere near greece
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 03, 2004, 02:16:41 AM
Portals from pyramids in Egypt also transferred people over to pyramids in the Americas.  Just as shown in Stargate.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 03, 2004, 10:30:35 AM
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ive heard somewhere, maybe the discovery channel, that some archaeologists are trying to prove their theory that the south american indians came fro somewhere near greece
It's one archaeologist, and the complete lack of Greek evidence disproves that. The world can't accept that the South American indians came up with Math just as the Chinese, Greeks, Maylasians, Mayans, and Egyptians did.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 06, 2004, 08:49:43 PM
one? more than one for what i saw on dfucking tv, mister i-know-it-all-but-mostly-its-all-bullshit
goddamn you ar elucky my dad is not in the mob, you would be dead by now
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Post by: The D on Dec 06, 2004, 10:11:58 PM
And you believe everything you see on tv?


Ooooo, is that a threat? Ban her! BAN! XD
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 06, 2004, 11:13:52 PM
Well let's not forget... it's the discover....

*falls over laughing*
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 07, 2004, 01:09:18 AM
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goddamn you ar elucky my dad is not in the mob, you would be dead by now
That kinda scares me a little.  Yeah, let's just say I've heard stories about certains relatives of mine.  =\
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 07, 2004, 02:05:43 AM
LOL

My mom's friend's brother was in the mob. He was stabbed outside a nightclub in Providence.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 07, 2004, 02:26:13 AM
Just today I was flipping channels and I flipped it on that show Growing Up Gotti.  Why the hell do I want to see a show about the spawn of a guy who whacked people?  That's some fucked up shit right there.
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Post by: Sexy Faye on Dec 07, 2004, 08:36:15 AM
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goddamn you ar elucky my dad is not in the mob, you would be dead by now
That kinda scares me a little.  Yeah, let's just say I've heard stories about certains relatives of mine.  =\
lol Nuri you go girl!

and Doug, you are second!
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 08, 2004, 10:01:28 PM
Are we lining up to get a handjob?  Is that what they mean by whacked?  Can I be third?
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Post by: The D on Dec 08, 2004, 10:38:55 PM
I'd perfer not getting a handjob from faye.
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Post by: blanktoe on Dec 08, 2004, 11:34:13 PM
why would you say something stupid like that?
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 09, 2004, 06:13:49 PM
drain bamage?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 09, 2004, 09:31:57 PM
i dont think it would be possible for a human to give doug  a handjob. unless the poor soul uses tweezers
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2004, 01:11:59 AM
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Are we lining up to get a handjob?  Is that what they mean by whacked?  Can I be third?
 :lol:  
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 11, 2004, 05:48:57 PM
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Are we lining up to get a handjob?  Is that what they mean by whacked?  Can I be third?
:lol:
You're after me whore!
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 11, 2004, 09:06:02 PM
You wish!  =P~~~~~
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Post by: MegatronYES on Dec 14, 2004, 01:14:26 AM
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I'd perfer not getting a handjob from faye.
Yeah, really.. what the hell is worng with you? There's a difference between "wouldn't go out of my my in order to" and "would prefer not to"

 <_<  
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 14, 2004, 03:30:16 AM
He kinda has a point there, Doug-o.  You could always close your eyes and just pretend she's the Daicon mascot.
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Post by: Princess faye on Dec 14, 2004, 09:15:48 AM
or a furrby or however that is written
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 14, 2004, 11:17:09 AM
Doug wants a handjob from an annoying primate toy?  :blink:  
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 14, 2004, 01:11:29 PM
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Doug wants a handjob from an annoying primate toy?  :blink:
Furby.  She said Furby.  They had beaks.  How is that primate?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 14, 2004, 01:53:30 PM
Body hair. Bipedal. Hands rendered with opposable thumbs.

So if he wants a beak job instead of a hand job, he'll be all set.  :)  
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 14, 2004, 01:57:58 PM
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Body hair. Bipedal. Hands rendered with opposable thumbs.

So if he wants a beak job instead of a hand job, he'll be all set.  :)
Furbies had hands?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 14, 2004, 09:03:54 PM
ok im all confused now :blink:   was talking about that kinda people that dress like animals as a hobby and doug aparently has a fixation on them
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 14, 2004, 09:08:31 PM
Furries (http://www.runawaytruck.com/photos/o-furries.jpg)

Furby (http://furbies.free.fr/furby2.jpg)
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 14, 2004, 09:14:24 PM
furries, thats it!
and furbies are fucking scary, ive read at least 5 stories about them talking and doing shit without having batteries on. the devil!
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 14, 2004, 09:16:14 PM
I know that they were banned from CIA or FBI places because they can record what they hear - thus recording super duper top secret stuff like Colonel Sander's special recipe and replay them to someone else.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 15, 2004, 03:05:29 AM
I thought that was just a hokey urban myth.  Of course my source on this is TLC so....  =\
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Dec 15, 2004, 03:21:55 AM
I love those shows! Mythbusters is my favorite.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 18, 2004, 10:36:01 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/12/18/missouri.fetus/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/12/18/missouri.fetus/index.html)

what a fucking animal. at least in south america they dont kill the mom!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Dec 18, 2004, 10:49:50 PM
At least?!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 18, 2004, 11:32:43 PM
yes
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 20, 2004, 06:15:09 AM
:lol:


I like how it was another mother that supposedly did this.
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 20, 2004, 09:56:55 AM
Is she holding the baby?  That's one UGLY kid.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 20, 2004, 10:42:36 AM
The mother must have played foul with a dog!

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"I just can't understand why anybody would do a trick like that," said Romaine Henry, a relative of Stinnett's. "I just don't know why."

Trick?  She's not David Copperfield!  

But da-da-dayum she's ugly.  She looks like this one lady who comes into Country Kitchen with her parents (we call her dad The Gimp because he is).  The entire family is ugly than sin, and the daughter somehow got some guy to knock her up (we hear she got him really drunk).  And less than ten days after the baby was born, they were feeding it whipped cream.  Last time they were there they were smoking and the kid was throwing a fit about it.  Of course, they couldn't figure out why the kid was so cranky.  <_<  
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 20, 2004, 01:25:50 PM
"Trick".  You're right.  That's a weird way to put it.  Unless they pulled a rabbit out of the womb as well, I'd hardly call it a trick.