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Title: Happy New Year
Post by: Fiero on Jan 01, 2011, 02:52:13 AM
Happy fucking new year!
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: B E C K on Jan 02, 2011, 12:26:05 AM
Happy New Year!  I worked.  Then I went home and played Mario Kart Wii.  Then I streamed some old Maria Bamford stand-up and drank sparkling grape juice from a shot glass.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Rama on Jan 02, 2011, 01:02:40 AM
Different number...same old crap.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Fiero on Jan 02, 2011, 04:36:07 PM
I was at the hospital. My cousin who is around two years younger than me has double pneumonia all the way. Fucking blows.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2011, 12:38:25 AM
How'd he get it?
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Rama on Jan 04, 2011, 02:15:10 AM
In a pneumonia three way?
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Fiero on Jan 04, 2011, 04:41:54 PM
I don't know how he got it, probably by being a dumbass.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: gwynn on Jan 04, 2011, 06:41:35 PM
Quote from: Rama on Jan 04, 2011, 02:15:10 AM
In a pneumonia three way?

Sounds icky. In so many ways.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: B E C K on Jan 05, 2011, 01:38:14 AM
Sounds like some fetish involving a mucas-filled lung.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 05, 2011, 02:58:34 PM
Having dissected and inserted probes into them (not my personal one, though), they don't like to give them back once inserted.

So when Jack Nicholson threatened to tear out someone's lungs in the Burton movie, it makes me wonder what he was gonna do with them.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: B E C K on Jan 06, 2011, 01:00:58 AM
Make a Betsy Johnson purse?
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 06, 2011, 01:35:49 AM
fuck I LOVE betsey johnson!
its betsey btw

HAPPY NEW YEARRR
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: B E C K on Jan 06, 2011, 09:27:20 PM
I knew I mispelled something but I thought it might've been the Johnson part.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 06, 2011, 11:38:42 PM
Heh. Johnson.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Fiero on Jan 07, 2011, 03:37:39 PM
Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 06, 2011, 11:38:42 PM
Heh. Johnson.

I was going to say that.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: B E C K on Jan 11, 2011, 07:44:57 PM
Peter Dick Johnson is an awesome fucking name.  In fact, both Fifi and Shwiggie should've been named "Richard".  I'm undecided on which combination of "Dick" + Last Name is funnier.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Fiero on Jan 11, 2011, 08:31:47 PM
Dick Moore?

LOL.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: B E C K on Jan 11, 2011, 11:09:58 PM
But is it funnier than Dick Wiggins?
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 12, 2011, 12:46:48 AM
You leave off the obvious: Richard Dick.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Rama on Jan 12, 2011, 01:23:14 AM
Mylong, Dick.

Only funny if you put it up phonebook style though.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 12, 2011, 01:57:31 AM
I know an attorney whose name is Dick.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Fiero on Jan 12, 2011, 03:16:59 AM
What's funny about that?
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Sam on Jan 12, 2011, 08:58:37 AM
It's a woman.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Fiero on Jan 12, 2011, 04:10:40 PM
ROFL
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 12, 2011, 07:37:20 PM
He's Dick, the attorney. DICK.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Fiero on Jan 12, 2011, 09:44:22 PM
So what? If his name was something like Dick Women, or Dick Dock maybe that would be funny, but Dick on it's own is just pretty regular.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 12, 2011, 11:00:30 PM
He has The Honorable Dick on his letterhead.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 13, 2011, 08:17:57 AM
LOL