The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Dec 25, 2010, 12:34:54 AM
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Now with extra prickles! :happy:
:happybirthday:
Hey, anyone still got that picture Gwynn drew of joe humping the cactus?
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http://www.google.com/images?q=joe+humping+the+cactus&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1440&bih=622
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happy birthday son!
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http://www.google.com/images?q=joe+humping+the+cactus&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1440&bih=622
Sum o' dem results is weird.
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Man, I bet that other birthday really overshadows yours...I mean Humphrey Bogart, wow.
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Any birthday on this date is going to be overshadowed by a much larger event. The first day that the ancients felt they could mark that the daytime was getting longer, but man, the solstice was a few days ago so who gives a shit about that? Hope you all had a great Saturnalia, too.
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:P
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what is this i dont even
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what is this i dont even
It's pretty much the pic I was talking about. ;D
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I remember that. I bet there was some story behind it too, but I have mercifully wiped it from my mind.
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Why the axe?
Why the hat?
EDIT: Why the cactus?
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He's Canadian.
He used to have a hat like that.
Cactus are plentiful in Canadia.
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He is?
He did?
They are?
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I think 'no' on the last count. From what I remember, I started calling him Cactus Joe because I like to stick the word "Cactus" in front of names.
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Why couldn't it have been Cotton Eye Joe? I mean where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from Cotton Eye Joe?
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Why couldn't it have been Cotton Eye Joe? I mean where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from Cotton Eye Joe?
You are asking him in the third person. Weird.
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Why couldn't it have been Cotton Eye Joe? I mean where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from Cotton Eye Joe?
No, because that's totally gay.
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Everything is gay to you.
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Everything IS gay.
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Then there is no reason it can't be Cotton Eye Joe.
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Then there is no reason it can't be Cotton Eye Joe.
He's right.
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No, he's wrong. "Cactus Joe" is just gay enough. But "Cotton Eye Joe" is, like, Super Saiyan gay. Unacceptable.
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If it's Neil Patrick Harris gay...or Ru Paul Gay...it's still Gay. And if everything is, in fact, Gay...then the basis of the non-use of a name on that fact alone is illogical. Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury I submit that use of Cactus Joe over Cotton Eye Joe is in fact based solely on the preferences of this individual and not some level of gayness. I think we can agree that both are very, very Gay. That, however, is not in fact the issue here. And I know you will do the right thing. The defense rests.
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(http://img602.imageshack.us/img602/4298/gnvkn.png)
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That image makes me feel good about the human race.
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And it makes me feel good about cacti.
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Joe hasn't posted in this thread yet, has he?
Maybe I should do a newer cactus joe drawink, the old one feels a might stale.
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Why the axe?
Why the hat?
EDIT: Why the cactus?
Because he's from Canada and therefore a lumberjack, of course.
And he's ok.
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He is?
He is?
He is?
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Yes...He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea.
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He cuts down trees? He skips and jumps?
He likes to press wild flow'rs?
He puts on women's clothing?
And hangs around in bars?
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Is flow'rs 'spozeta rhyme with bars? That's cute man.
I dug up another Joe pic I had done a few years ago that I don't think I ever posted.
Don't have a scanner but maybies I can take a photo of it.
[Edit] Scratch that, my mom broke my camera. :joe:
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Yes, Gwynn, it does rhyme, but only when ridiculous British men sing it in chorus.
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On Wednesdays he...has buttered scones for tea.
Scones for tea?
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Must be difficult when he starts choking and has nothing to drink.
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I still have that pic. I've always liked it, because I feel like it really does resemble me, but that might just be my unrepentant narcissism talking. In the original, I was also farting because I used to do that thing where I'd go into a thread, post "*farts*" and nothing else, and then never chell the thread again. I'm still obnoxious, but not that obnoxious. Remember my ridiculous overuse of emoticons? Especially back at the AllSpank. Shameful.
Now I want to see this other pic. And I'd post a newer image of myself to get an even newer drawing, since that thumbs up fur hat thing is getting pretty old by now, but I'm afraid of the, "Oh wow! Haha! Time sure flies!" comments sure to be directed at my withered complexion.
See, it's that damn narcissism again.
As for the cactus, I want to say I had an alt-ID that was just a picture of a cactus, and the handle was cactusjoe. Or maybe it was one of Beck (http://i54.tinypic.com/2woki1k.jpg)'s alt-IDs. At some point there was a conversation about how I'd fuck anything, even a cactus...? I don't know. It's been too long.
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Shit, I forgot to mention, that's not even my real birthday. It's the fake internet one I use to keep CSIS off my back.
My real one is coming up at the end of next month.
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I actually remembered you were a Feb baby just before I finished reading that it wasn't your real birthday. But I go by board birthdays because I'd just forget the real ones anyway.
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I just like stealing Big J's birthday, but then I heard he was actually born in April or some shit, but the Christers moved it to the end of December because they wanted to overwrite Saturnalia or something? Fucking Christers.
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I remembe the one alt-ID I had. It wasn't very funny.