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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Dec 09, 2010, 12:09:15 AM

Title: IDE Birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 09, 2010, 12:09:15 AM
What is he, fifty now?   :poo:
Title: Re: IDE Birthday
Post by: Rama on Dec 09, 2010, 12:25:03 AM
He's 23...just like last year and the year before that...and the year before that...
Title: Re: IDE Birthday
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 09, 2010, 12:47:26 AM
I figure he is now drinking age.
Title: Re: IDE Birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 09, 2010, 10:15:03 PM
Fifty it is, then.
Title: Re: IDE Birthday
Post by: Fiero on Dec 10, 2010, 03:26:58 PM
I'd certainly be drinking if I lived to 50.
Title: Re: IDE Birthday
Post by: Rama on Dec 10, 2010, 03:48:55 PM
You won't. So no worries.
Title: Re: IDE Birthday
Post by: Fiero on Dec 10, 2010, 03:57:13 PM
Ouch. Well, that insult is a reason to drink today ... *pops a beer open*
Title: Re: IDE Birthday
Post by: Rama on Dec 10, 2010, 03:59:15 PM
Oh the irony. You die of liver failure.
Title: Re: IDE Birthday
Post by: Derrick on Dec 10, 2010, 09:47:46 PM
Wow, no self-indulgent posts.
Title: Re: IDE Birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 12, 2010, 04:46:33 AM
Maybe he'll do an IDE Patented 13th Page Bump.
Title: Re: IDE Birthday
Post by: Derrick on Dec 13, 2010, 06:30:19 AM
Depends on the situation, I suppose. I don't mean Mike Sorentino. HA!
Title: Re: IDE Birthday
Post by: Fiero on Dec 13, 2010, 11:03:45 AM
Would we really take this thread to a second page?
Title: Re: IDE Birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 14, 2010, 02:40:39 AM
No, I meant that it would sink to the 13th page of the topics list for the forum and then be bumped up.  This thread is almost guaranteed to die a standard old-person death, silently and alone.
Title: Re: IDE Birthday
Post by: Fiero on Dec 14, 2010, 03:21:23 PM
Oh, good then.
Title: Re: IDE Birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 15, 2010, 09:15:22 AM
Jolly good.  *adjusts monocle, sips tea*
Title: Re: IDE Birthday
Post by: IDE on Mar 15, 2011, 03:52:08 AM
I am 28 yrs old now.


But if I bang this 21 yr old tomorrow night, I will drink deep of her essence and become 26 again.  Or I may drain her completely leaving an empty soulless husk that resembles betty white and become 23 again.