The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Nov 28, 2010, 09:44:29 PM
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No! Why couldn't it have been OJ instead? :(
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/28/obit.leslie.nielsen/
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Surely you can't be serious.
Yes...she is serious and don't call her Shirley.
I will watch Airplane! in your honor sir. I also 2nd it should have been O.J. Is it too later to trade? Or is this a no backies type situation?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
:vaderno:
I feel the sad. :(
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Yeah, rip
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Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
:vaderno:
I feel the sad. :(
They got Irvin Kershner too!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/11/irvin_kershner_1923-2010.php (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/11/irvin_kershner_1923-2010.php)
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I may watch Airplane! and the Naked Gun movies tonight. Its the least I could do.
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"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."
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Betty White is next. She will complete the trio. Thus the Rama has spoken.
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I say Michael Douglas is next
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Don't you try and take my Betty White, it's the only one I have! >:( >:(
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I know the chances of it being White are slim, but it wouldn't be crazy if it happened?
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Last I checked, she is in very good health.
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Yeah, but who knows what deadly sexual fetishes she has. One of those could go wrong. Or her record company could kill her, so they could sell more of her Christmas album.
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I think it should be Rama, just for bringing up that stupid "Celebrities die in threes!" crap.
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I am flattered that you think I'm a big enough star to complete the three. Tell you what, I'll make you out an autograph.
"To Shelly. Thanks for all the support, and stay off your back. -Love and kisses Rama."
There, now you have something to tell all the other fellas at the half-way house about.
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Now I think you should die for making what appears to be a joke about turtles.
Turtles are cool, man. Why would you joke about them? (if that is what it is).
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I almost died myself when I found out about this. One of my favorite actors.
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Now I think you should die for making what appears to be a joke about turtles.
Turtles are cool, man. Why would you joke about them? (if that is what it is).
It was a joke about Turtles, and I can accept that.
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That's not cool man. That is just not cool.
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Listen, I'll admit that turtles of the teenage mutant ninja variety are pretty cool. Other Turtles, while cute, are not so cool.
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Yes they are.
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I think it was still pretty funny and I'm even a fan of those hard shelled reptilians.
Rama is a speciesist however.
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I was in Austria during the war!!!!
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I say Michael Douglas is next
I'll second this.
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LMAO that's so mean (but hilarious)
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Maybe we should get an office pool going.
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Douglas is going before Betty White.
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Put your money where you mouth is.
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Sure. Here's $500 in Monopoly money. Betty White is a tough old bird.
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I'll see your 500 and raise you a sack of chocolate gold coins.
No way White can outlive Douglas.
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Tasty! I will savor them when Douglas dies one day before Betty White's massive cardiac arrest.
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We shall see. I plan to use my Monopoly to build hotels on Parkplace. Then hope you land on it and take you for even more money!
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I don't care how sick Michael Douglas is. I will eat my hat (after buying one) if he goes before Kirk.
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You known I thought he was already dead. A little shocked he is still alive.
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William Shatner will not go before Douglas or White.
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I think he meant Kirk Douglas. But I wouldn't be so sure of your above statement either.
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Yeah, I meant Kirk Douglas. You could fit him into the backdrop of The Walking Dead and nobody would catch wise.
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Kirk will outlive Michael. Then die from the grief. Just watch.
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Wait! Did anyone find out if Nielsen got his nuts bit off by a Lapplander? That's how he wanted to go.
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Pretty certain he died in his sleep with withered nuts firmly in their shriveled old sack.
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Still better than A) a parachute not opening or B) getting caught in the gears of a combine.
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Still better than A) a parachute not opening or B) getting caught in the gears of a combine.
QFT.
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Does this chick count:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/07/elizabeth-edwards-dead_n_793416.html
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Counts for what, part of a dead triad?
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Yeah.
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Yes, I'd say it does even if she wasn't particularly funny.
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White/Douglas bet still stands however.
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The trifecta is already complete: Nielsen, the Empire strikes back director, and Don Meredith. Elizabeth Edwards is only famous because her goofy-ass politician husband's mistress had a child by him.
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The trifecta thing only works with airplanes bro
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I must have missed something somewhere. What's an airplane got to do with celebrities dying in threes?
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Leslie Nielson?
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Don't call him Shirley.
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I feel like if he had died sooner, we could have been spared all the trash he made in his twilight years.
Like the cartoon Zero Man. Never heard of it? YouTube.
Or don't, if you actually have any fond memories of the guy.
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*raises hand* That's-a me!
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Well, you're lucky then. I used to like him just fine. But then he kept working, and working, and working. And he obviously didn't even care anymore, he probably just wanted to keep busy and have a steady income.
Fuck you, Leslie Nielsen. Rot in Satan's Hollow.
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Yeah, I missed all that shit somehow. Nothing but Naked Gun and Airplane memories here.
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No Dracula: Dead and Loving It? No Superhero Movie? Or whatever that shit was called.
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I saw this pile of crap (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repossessed_(film)) but the brain bleach apparently worked well in this instance. Except for that theme song: "Re-re-re Repossessed!"
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Wow. Was that pre-Naked Gun? Or was Naked Gun late '80s?
I've never actually seen Police Squad. Anyone?
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It came after the first Naked Gun but I didn't actually see it until some time later. And I never saw PS.
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I still think of this movie most:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Kill
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Weird. I don't think I've ever seen him in a serious role.
'76, eh? How did you ever come across it?
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For my blog...I just buy up like DVDs at Dollar Stores that look like they might have promise. This was one them.
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I've never actually seen Police Squad. Anyone?
Police Squad is totally awesome...it aired on ABC in the early eighties but was cancelled and only aired 6 episodes. The Naked Gun movies were in continuity with the show, with the actors playing Drebin (Nielsen, of course), the police scientist, and the really tall guy reprising their roles. They killed off William Shatner in one episode.
The DVD is a must-have.
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For my blog...I just buy up like DVDs at Dollar Stores that look like they might have promise. This was one them.
Oh, okay. Haha. I thought maybe it was one of those childhood gems we all have. And I just thought it seemed way too obscure to be one of those.
"I have such fond memories of being a kid. Eating ice cream out on the back porch... playing fetch with the neighbours' dog... watching Leslie Nielsen in Project Kill..."
I might have to look into Police Squad now.
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Oh no..it came out in 76 and was most likely forgot by New Years Eve 77.
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I've just had a change of heart. Michael Douglas will keep on living. CHARLIE SHEEN IS NEXT.
The Faye oracle has spoken
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They've already stated he's going to be fine.
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"Charlie Sheen hospitalized for being Charlie Sheen" funniest headline for this ever. Sheen will be here long since both Douglases have gone to the worms.
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He's fine now, but the way hes going....shit I hope he at least finishes this season of two and a half men.
Also I'm waiting for his septum to fall off. He does have a big nose so that should be lulz worthy
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shit I hope he at least finishes this season of two and a half men.
Okay. :) :-\ WHY? :blink:
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Cause that show is awesome
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But it has like, eight, seasons. And there's not some kind of Tony/Angela thing we need a conclusion to. We all know Charlie's destined to die limp, alone, and full of coke with a laugh track playing in the background. Charlie Sheen's premature death will only mean that Jon Cryer will have to find some other golden boy to carry him. And by "golden boy" I mean to imply both his successful career and the fact that Charlie Sheen is likely frequently covered in piss.
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Which is the best part! i hate when shows have like some romance going on , it makes me want to tear my hair out :S all the sex innuendo and pressure, nononono!