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Title: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Rama on Nov 16, 2010, 10:20:24 PM
According to this they are:

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/opinion/westview/smart-people-sleep-late-82486792.html
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Fiero on Nov 16, 2010, 10:42:15 PM
Sounds right to me. I stay up to four all the fucking time.
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 17, 2010, 12:40:38 AM
The only thing the morning is good for is walking or grocery shopping.

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Related studies indicate eveningness is often age-related and that eveningness usually peaks at between 17-21 years of age; thereafter morningness becomes more prevalent.

I'm thinking it likely becomes more prevelant because of children.  I mean, the majority with children are forced to eventually normalize.  Meanwhile, people without children are freer to go read something or watch Nova, thus becoming smarter.  Or at least that's what I'm gonna put in my thesis.
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Rama on Nov 17, 2010, 01:00:34 AM
I think I could make it as Vampire if I didn't like Garlic so much, and wouldn't be able to comb my hair.
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 17, 2010, 01:04:27 AM
What does vampirism have to do with combing your hair?
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Rama on Nov 17, 2010, 01:32:39 AM
Couldn't see your reflection.
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Rama on Nov 17, 2010, 01:34:38 AM
And speaking of Nova it's on...and it's Secrets of Stonehenge. Yeah I'm watching that.
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 17, 2010, 05:37:24 AM
What if i never completely go to sleep but wake up every other hour?
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 17, 2010, 11:57:09 AM
It means you're an insomniac.
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Fiero on Nov 17, 2010, 12:15:49 PM
What if i never completely go to sleep but wake up every other hour?

Then you are a mammal such as a cat.
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 18, 2010, 01:04:01 AM
Cats wake up every other hour?/

Its not my fault though
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Fiero on Nov 18, 2010, 11:54:05 AM
Have you ever had cats? They are kind of like that.
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 18, 2010, 07:31:13 PM
Nope.

Like Kramer?
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Fiero on Nov 18, 2010, 07:44:59 PM
Sure?
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 18, 2010, 09:17:38 PM
Sometimes I wake up every hour.  I hate that shit.  I needs me my REM sleep.

Couldn't see your reflection.

Shave your head and it won't be a problem.  They'll just think you're a skinhead.  :)
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Rama on Nov 19, 2010, 12:41:06 AM
But it'll grow back every day and I'll have to shave my head everyday. That's a lot of hassle.
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 19, 2010, 12:51:42 AM
Make some kid into a vampire and force him into slavery.  Tell him he either shaves your head daily or you'll give him to Count Doug.
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Rama on Nov 19, 2010, 01:37:06 AM
It's forbidden to make one so young that doug would be attracted to them.
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 20, 2010, 06:14:23 PM
I'm certain there's a legal loophole of some kind.
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 20, 2010, 06:49:34 PM
Sometimes I wake up every hour.  I hate that shit.  I needs me my REM sleep.

wait till you have kids
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 21, 2010, 01:11:09 AM
ARGH!  People keep telling me this.  I can't say I'm completely against it, but I'm really not into the idea of having kids and don't dig it being talked of like it's an inevitability.  And unless the kids want to die a horrible firey death in our SUV when I run it off the side of the road, mommy WILL get her REM sleep!
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 21, 2010, 04:23:20 AM
For some reason I thought that you wanted to have kids, sorry.

Then you won't be waking up like me.
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Fiero on Nov 21, 2010, 01:44:03 PM
Sounds more like she sort of wants it, but doesn't want the responsibility because she doesn't want a reason to murder her own childrens.
Title: Re: Smart people stay up late and sleep in?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 21, 2010, 06:40:40 PM
Talking about children, did you guys know that Precious is going to have a 2nd part??? that movie was so effed up.