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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2010, 11:48:13 PM

Title: The Cap'n's first name is HORATIO?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2010, 11:48:13 PM
What else is he hiding from us!?   >:(
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Post by: Rama on Nov 09, 2010, 01:43:29 AM
Like as in Crunch?
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Post by: joe on Nov 09, 2010, 03:21:51 AM
Morgan, maybe?

K'nuckles?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 09, 2010, 04:16:47 AM
Horatio sounds dirty... I like it
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Post by: joe on Nov 09, 2010, 05:24:46 PM
The horatio in this thread just went through the roof.

Ahahahaha.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 09, 2010, 10:48:51 PM
They call him H, and when the puts on the shades the Soggies are fucked.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 09, 2010, 10:49:19 PM
Like as in Crunch?

Yes!   :mad:
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Post by: Rama on Nov 10, 2010, 12:07:49 AM
Well he is channeling Horatio Hornblower pretty heavy.
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Post by: Sam on Nov 11, 2010, 02:12:34 PM
I think Mr. Rammstein really deserves some accolades for that zinger.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2010, 03:52:40 PM
I think Mr. Rammstein really deserves some accolades for that zinger.

*begins the slow clap*
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Post by: joe on Nov 12, 2010, 10:34:40 PM
*waves and blows kisses from atop a fanciful parade float*
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2010, 11:20:12 PM
*has to pee but, dammit, no one's around to save my seat and I waited five hours to sit here and it's so not fair*
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 12:13:17 AM
Might as well make it the lifetime achievement as well.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 01:38:17 AM
Hell, no.  Look, you may have passed those things out like candy over at Rama's Corner, but you ain't pulling that crap here.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 02:15:20 AM
I haven't even given out one yet. Besides I doubt he'll ever get a better one then that. Might as well let him go out on top you know.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 02:17:17 AM
Everyone knows Canadians peak at 47.  EVERYONE.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 02:33:22 AM
Then logically Joe must be 47. He's held up well, you should ask him what skin cream he uses.
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Post by: joe on Nov 13, 2010, 02:33:56 AM
You mean one day the Biebster is going to be even more awesome?!

By the way, did anyone catch South Park's take on Justin Bieber?

Gold. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gynJh7VAG8)
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 02:39:18 AM
Yes, I did catch that.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 02:41:06 AM
Why was it all backwards in the clip?

<a href="
>This one[/url] has this hilarious comment:

Quote from: Stupid Justin Beaver-loving Tween Twat
OMG!!!! ): poor Justin ): I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!!): i am like hug fan of his!!!!): i hope he dosent see this, i hate this.... ughhh im never watching south park EVER again!!!!!!!!! SOUTHPARK! YOU JUST LOST A FAN!!!!

Also, since I didn't see the ep, why is Cartman a racoon?
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 02:43:12 AM
He's THE COON!!!

He's playing superhero. All the kids are dressed up like Superheros.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 02:46:20 AM
But why THAT animal?  Who the hell's The Coon?
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 02:51:02 AM
I don't know why. Maybe a Coon flew into his sitting room when he was trying to figure out how to strike fear into the hearts of evil doers.
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Post by: joe on Nov 13, 2010, 02:53:36 AM
Come on, guys.

Coon.

It's just an excuse to say coon over and over.

I thought you guys were all about the racism down south.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 02:55:15 AM
SA doesn't count.
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Post by: joe on Nov 13, 2010, 03:01:27 AM
Whatever! I know you, lady. You hate all peoples of color!
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 03:03:45 AM
Not in SA, around it.  Like in Seguin.  Only whitey can buy prime land there.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 03:06:47 AM
They hate Honky, and that counts.
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Post by: joe on Nov 13, 2010, 03:25:01 AM
What? Is San Antonio like some kind of bastion for eses and cholos?
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 03:33:19 AM
It is where I live.  :(

Loud, noisy woman as head of household? Check.
At least three kids?  Check.
Pachuco ghetto boyfriend?  Check.
Blasts crap music from car? Check.
Shiny new rims? Check.
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Post by: joe on Nov 13, 2010, 03:47:36 AM
Really? Are you in a rough neighborhood? You're making it sound like Michelle Pfeiffer is gonna come in there and turn you all onto the righteous path.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 03:54:33 AM
Think Edward James Olmos would have a better chance.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 03:58:03 AM
Really? Are you in a rough neighborhood? You're making it sound like Michelle Pfeiffer is gonna come in there and turn you all onto the righteous path.

Yeah, left our old peaceful one back around '04 or so.  I'd actually like Michelle Pfeiffer to come here but as Catwoman and with her whip.  Not for any kinky reason, but because I know that whip will hurt and someone needs to beat some of these kids.
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Post by: joe on Nov 13, 2010, 04:12:14 AM
EJO wouldn't know how to get through to those keeds.

Would you settle for Halle Berry? Or Adrian Brody after he forced himself on Halle and sucked out all her vital energies through her mouth?

Soulstealing Adrian Brody is coming to clean up your neighborhood.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 04:13:53 AM
As long as it's not Halle Berry.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 04:14:41 AM
He has to kill Predators while playing a piano.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 04:15:08 AM
Bah, that's no challenge.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 04:17:18 AM
While using a dummy.





and now I'm out of Adrian Brody movies.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 04:19:13 AM
I'm impressed anyone even knew three.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 04:21:08 AM
That last one was pretty obscure too.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 04:32:07 AM
What is it from?
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 04:37:01 AM
Dummy.

Had him and Milla Jovovich in it. Can't believe I've seen it and if I didn't have IFC I probably never would have.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 04:38:26 AM
I can't believe IFC would be that cruel.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 04:41:39 AM
They would. They show Coffin Joe movies every Halloween. You sit through that you can sit through anything.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 04:42:40 AM
Has anyone ever tried the vanity Crunch cereals?  I've never eaten anything but regular.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 04:46:38 AM
That steer back on topic almost gave me whiplash.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 04:52:16 AM
Get used to it.  I plan to make it a habit.
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Post by: joe on Nov 13, 2010, 05:08:12 AM
I don't even know of any vanity Crunch cereals. Were there berries at one point? Peanut butter? Either way, I've only ever had plain.

And it cuts the roof of my mouth, every time guaranteed.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 05:08:59 AM
Then stop smashing it against the roof of your mouth.
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Post by: joe on Nov 13, 2010, 05:36:07 AM
I can't explain it, it just happens! Our Corn Pops are very similar.

Dude, your Corn Pops are so much better than ours. I wish we had your Corn Pops.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 05:40:39 AM
I didn't know there was a difference.  Are our Corn Pops poppier than yours or what?
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Post by: joe on Nov 13, 2010, 06:04:25 AM
Ours are these perfectly round, uniform spheres. Yours are all shapes and sizes, and flat.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 02:45:43 PM
Balls?  Truly Canada is a strange, strange place.
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Post by: Sam on Nov 15, 2010, 01:50:46 PM
So it's like Kix then?  But I don't recall Kix ever cutting up the top of my mouth.  I doubt it would be mother approved if it did.

Oh wow, if Wikipedia is to believed (and why wouldn't it?), "Just months after the United States dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Kix offered an atomic bomb ring in exchange for a box top and 15 cents."

Classy.
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Post by: gwynn on Nov 15, 2010, 06:43:44 PM
Adrien Brody was good in the Jacket, and King Kong, if we are still looking for more movies of his...which it seems we are not.
*has trouble keeping up*
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 15, 2010, 08:23:35 PM
So it's like Kix then?  But I don't recall Kix ever cutting up the top of my mouth.  I doubt it would be mother approved if it did.

Oh wow, if Wikipedia is to believed (and why wouldn't it?), "Just months after the United States dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Kix offered an atomic bomb ring in exchange for a box top and 15 cents."

Classy.

:lmao:  My word!

BTW, is Berry Berry Kix still around?  Anybody see it at the store?  I used to love that shit.  Saturday mornings was all about DBZ and Berry Berry Kix.
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Post by: joe on Nov 15, 2010, 08:57:30 PM
Nasty. Next you're gonna tell me you enjoy Frankenberry, Yummy Mummy, and Fruity Pebbles.

I would include Trix in that lineup, except that it has never tasted remotely like fruit or berries.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 15, 2010, 11:37:15 PM
She doesn't like Lucky Charms...she has no soul.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 16, 2010, 12:55:58 AM
I loved Fruity Pebbles when I was a kid, but for whatever reason it gave me a huge headache if I ate more than one bowl.
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Post by: joe on Nov 16, 2010, 02:26:31 AM
You were probably a guinea pig while they were still working out the kinks in the recipe.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 16, 2010, 12:02:42 PM
One thing's for sure: I can't eat it now. Ugh. I can only imagine what the generic tastes like.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 16, 2010, 12:18:35 PM
Somewhere a guy with a clipboard checked off "Less Asbestos" after your complaints. 
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 17, 2010, 01:12:03 AM
Nasty. Next you're gonna tell me you enjoy Frankenberry, Yummy Mummy, and Fruity Pebbles.

I would include Trix in that lineup, except that it has never tasted remotely like fruit or berries.

I don't like any fruity cereal other than Berry Berry Kix.  And Froot Loops and Apple Jacks, which I consider in the same similar-flavored/O-shaped family.  Everything you listed is pure ass.