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Title: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2010, 11:38:40 PM
...Superman should be the bitch.  In fact, pair him with Flash or Aquaman and he's still the bitch.  However, pair him up with a Lantern and the Lantern's always the bitch.  No exceptions.  Same with Hawkman.  Dudes with wings are always the bitch.  This is the prime rule of the Nuriverse.
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: Rama on Oct 21, 2010, 12:15:06 AM
What if he was paired with Golden Pharaoh?
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: Fiero on Oct 21, 2010, 01:02:51 AM
What the fuck? Lantern's the bitch? Fuck your shit.
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: B E C K on Oct 21, 2010, 01:07:12 AM
Latern isn't man enough to outman Supes.  Even when he makes toys with his ring he's all "whats I do with this?"  Now Green Arrow, there's a man's man.

What if he was paired with Golden Pharaoh?

Supes is still the bitch.
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: Rama on Oct 21, 2010, 01:12:03 AM
Oh I don't know...I think Golden Pharaoh's goal is to be the bitch.
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: B E C K on Oct 21, 2010, 01:14:49 AM
It is but he never succeeds.
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: Rama on Oct 21, 2010, 01:17:48 AM
That's ironic.
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: B E C K on Oct 21, 2010, 01:20:11 AM
Like rain on your wedding day?  Or a free ride when you've already paid?  How about the good advice you just didn't take?
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: Rama on Oct 21, 2010, 01:40:23 AM
Who would've thought ... it figures
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 21, 2010, 01:02:21 PM
In All-Star Batman and Robin, the bitch was everybody else. Because he's the Goddamn Batman.
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: B E C K on Oct 21, 2010, 01:49:28 PM
Yeah, Batman's almost never the bitch.  Except maybe with Wonder Woman, tee hee.   :raiseeyebrow:
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: Fiero on Oct 21, 2010, 05:16:56 PM
Yeah, Batman's almost never the bitch.  Except maybe with Wonder Woman, tee hee.   :raiseeyebrow:
:D
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: B E C K on Oct 21, 2010, 10:39:58 PM
Wonder Woman's at the top of the pyramid.  She's never the bitch.
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2010, 08:27:16 PM
Oh, yeah, so Merl and I Netflixed the fifth season of "The Batman" because I wanted to see the Batman/Supes team-up.  My god, that series is fucking terrible.  I had found it hard to get into when it was on TV but now seeing the dvds I can say with 100% certainty that it truly is god-awful.  The Flash, Green Lantern and Arrow, MM, AND Hawkman were all there too and I was still BORED out of my mind.  I don't know what it is about Hawkman but I find him uber-lame!  Bring on Hawkgirl, she's where it's at.

I also noticed that unlike the Timm-verse and some of the other shit (S/B Apoc, I'm looking your way), the tension here is clearly between Batman and Green Arrow.  Bruce/Ollie slash, oh noes!
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: Derrick on Nov 09, 2010, 05:08:59 AM
Kryptonite Dildo.
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: B E C K on Nov 09, 2010, 10:49:52 PM
Yes, I see.  It's the only way.
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: Rama on Nov 10, 2010, 12:09:09 AM
But that would kill him!
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: B E C K on Nov 10, 2010, 01:07:04 AM
Better him than the hamster.
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: Derrick on Nov 11, 2010, 10:33:26 PM
...that poor creature.
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 11, 2010, 11:32:59 PM
*has flashbacks to hamster in The Boys comic*

ARMAGEDDON! (http://shwiggie.com/media/RDR-Felching.mp3)
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 12, 2010, 06:49:02 AM
son of a bitch I knew no good could from the words superman/batman and slash fics...and besides Apollo and Midnighter make a cuter couple anyway.
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2010, 03:49:47 PM
son of a bitch I knew no good could from the words superman/batman and slash fics...

You speak lies.  I think I should totally write one for toe, what does everyone else think?  Or maybe just a pornographic haiku laden with heaps of uber-gay angst.
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: Fiero on Nov 12, 2010, 04:21:46 PM
Bruce uses the green
Because kent's sperm would destroy
All of his anus
Title: Re: In Superman/Batman slash fics...
Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2010, 11:17:52 PM
Batgirl rocks my socks
Hiding in the bushes and
Filming for YouTube