The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2010, 11:38:40 PM
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...Superman should be the bitch. In fact, pair him with Flash or Aquaman and he's still the bitch. However, pair him up with a Lantern and the Lantern's always the bitch. No exceptions. Same with Hawkman. Dudes with wings are always the bitch. This is the prime rule of the Nuriverse.
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What if he was paired with Golden Pharaoh?
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What the fuck? Lantern's the bitch? Fuck your shit.
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Latern isn't man enough to outman Supes. Even when he makes toys with his ring he's all "whats I do with this?" Now Green Arrow, there's a man's man.
What if he was paired with Golden Pharaoh?
Supes is still the bitch.
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Oh I don't know...I think Golden Pharaoh's goal is to be the bitch.
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It is but he never succeeds.
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That's ironic.
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Like rain on your wedding day? Or a free ride when you've already paid? How about the good advice you just didn't take?
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Who would've thought ... it figures
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In All-Star Batman and Robin, the bitch was everybody else. Because he's the Goddamn Batman.
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Yeah, Batman's almost never the bitch. Except maybe with Wonder Woman, tee hee. :raiseeyebrow:
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Yeah, Batman's almost never the bitch. Except maybe with Wonder Woman, tee hee. :raiseeyebrow:
:D
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Wonder Woman's at the top of the pyramid. She's never the bitch.
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Oh, yeah, so Merl and I Netflixed the fifth season of "The Batman" because I wanted to see the Batman/Supes team-up. My god, that series is fucking terrible. I had found it hard to get into when it was on TV but now seeing the dvds I can say with 100% certainty that it truly is god-awful. The Flash, Green Lantern and Arrow, MM, AND Hawkman were all there too and I was still BORED out of my mind. I don't know what it is about Hawkman but I find him uber-lame! Bring on Hawkgirl, she's where it's at.
I also noticed that unlike the Timm-verse and some of the other shit (S/B Apoc, I'm looking your way), the tension here is clearly between Batman and Green Arrow. Bruce/Ollie slash, oh noes!
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Kryptonite Dildo.
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Yes, I see. It's the only way.
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But that would kill him!
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Better him than the hamster.
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...that poor creature.
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*has flashbacks to hamster in The Boys comic*
ARMAGEDDON! (http://shwiggie.com/media/RDR-Felching.mp3)
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son of a bitch I knew no good could from the words superman/batman and slash fics...and besides Apollo and Midnighter make a cuter couple anyway.
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son of a bitch I knew no good could from the words superman/batman and slash fics...
You speak lies. I think I should totally write one for toe, what does everyone else think? Or maybe just a pornographic haiku laden with heaps of uber-gay angst.
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Bruce uses the green
Because kent's sperm would destroy
All of his anus
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Batgirl rocks my socks
Hiding in the bushes and
Filming for YouTube