The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Oct 01, 2010, 07:46:14 AM
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But I already knew it was gonna happen because I read the spoilers. Also, he was born in 19-freakin'-25. :joe:
Tony Curtis fact time!
Tony Curtis's last wife was over forty years younger. And apparently they didn't need Viagra. :puke:
He came out in a movie called Lobster Man From Mars. I didn't see it. :nono:
He also came out as Fernand in the Count of Monte Cristo. Richard Chamberlain was Dantes. Yeah, I don't know who that was either. :stickdance:
Bitch was Hungarian. Yet, Zsa Zsa Gabor still lives.
He was afraid of flying. Frankly, he should have been more afraid of falling but whatev.
You can't spell Tony Curtis without "cunt". Or "tit".
An anagram of Tony Curtis is "Scotty, I run." Another is... Citrus Tony. :blink:
According to IMDB: "Along with Ernest Borgnine, Curtis refused to watch, and publicly condemned, Brokeback Mountain (2005)." Apparently, he had nothing better do and said 'what the shit, i'm dying in five years n e way."
Quotes: "I ran around with a lump in my pants, chased all the girls. This is what I reflected on the screen. There wasn't anything deeper or less deep than that." That's what she said. *rimshot*
"What's the secret to a long and happy life? Young women's saliva!" Barely legal angels will be licking him in heaven now. :'(
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Glenn Shadix died too. He was Otho in Beetlejuice.
Kevin McCarthy also died. He played the main villain in the Weird Al vehicle "UHF". He also stared in the original "Invasion of the Body Snatchers."
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What did fatty die of?
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So uh ... I thought this said Tony Jaa and I was actually upset.
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He also came out as Fernand in the Count of Monte Cristo. Richard Chamberlain was Dantes. Yeah, I don't know who that was either. :stickdance:
Chamberlain was Jason Bourne in the original Bourne Identity, which was a TV movie my brother made me watch in the late-eighties. But apparently he was big in the seventies.
He was afraid of flying. Frankly, he should have been more afraid of falling but whatev.
Tell that to B.A. Barracus.
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Forgot another fact: had a daughter born with a penor
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What did fatty die of?
He fell and hit his head. Must have been hard, cause it killed it him.
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So uh ... I thought this said Tony Jaa and I was actually upset.
:lol:
Tell that to B.A. Barracus.
"I ain't gettin' on no plane!"
^should've been Rama's post. I am disappoint.
Forgot another fact: had a daughter born with a penor
For real or is that just another dig at Jamie Lee Curtis?
He fell and hit his head. Must have been hard, cause it killed it him.
Wouldn't really have to be though... I don't think Natasha Richardson had hit her head that hard.
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"I ain't gettin' on no plane!"
^should've been Rama's post. I am disappoint.
He fell and hit his head. Must have been hard, cause it killed it him.
Wouldn't really have to be though... I don't think Natasha Richardson had hit her head that hard.
It should have been. I live to disappoint.
And that's true I guess. Who knows. He's deadises, that's all that matters.
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I would like to see Beetlejuice revived but NOT with Shia La
Beoff Boeff Buff you know.
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They could always do a sequel I guess...but Burton would have to kill off Keaton to make room for Depp to play Beetlejuice. Keaton just never fondled the balls like Depp does while going down on him.
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Nu-uh! We can have both Keaton and Depp. It'll be x2 the awesome. Just plz no Hawaiian-theme thank you.
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For real or is that just another dig at Jamie Lee Curtis?
i read somewhere that it was the truth
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Isn't that an urban legend? Along with the doggie in the microwave and stolen camera with pics of toothbrushes up the ass?
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I am more sad that Greg Giraldo died :(
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So now Lisa Lampanelli has to carry the Comedy Central Roast all by herself? For shame.
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I am more sad that Greg Giraldo died :(
I had to google to realize who that was. Holee cow, the roast guy died.
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Oh man.
That really fucking blows.
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No, he did blow, and he died.
Actually, he did prescription pills, but anyway.
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Maybe they were the piņata kind, where he opened them up to snort the goodies inside.
What? It could happen.
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He was a Harvard-trained lawyer. Was.
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Sooooo~~~oooo?
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Would you trust this face as your Lawyer?
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Pubetastic!
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Well, if I had a case I knew I could not win, I would hire him so at least we could all have a good laugh.
Also, he was on Childrens Hospital. Whoever here is not watching that, should be.
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Is Cartoon Network paying you or something?
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Get a Harvard education, quit lawyering for stand up, die anyway.
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No, I am not employer of Cartoon Network, I really like the damned show.
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Get a Harvard education, quit lawyering for stand up, die anyway.
:lmao:
Also, he was on Childrens Hospital. Whoever here is not watching that, should be.
I've never heard of that show other than ppl going "I luv dat show". Someone tell me about the show. Don't make me google.
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Its a spoof of medical dramas, but not the way Scrubs is. More spoofy. There is a doctor (Rob Corddry) that fixes people only though the healing powet of laughter. The chief of staff (Megan Mullally) has a debilitating disease that makes her walk with a crutch or walker but all the doctors are attracted to her. There is also the guy with an advanced aging disease who starts going out with one of the girl doctors when he is 'six.' And it has Michael Cera in his best part, the announcer who says nonsensical things and never shows his stupid face.
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And this comes out on Cartoon Network?
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Yes.
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Is it a cartoon? Not that that's a prerequisite anymore.
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Not a toon.
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I misread that description as saying, "...a debilitating disease that makes her walk with a crotch..."
"Yeah, don't we all?"
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Get a Harvard education, quit lawyering for stand up, die anyway.
Anyone who has money can go and get a degree from harvard, yale, or any other ivy league school. they are all money whores.
Also, I have no idea who this guy is.
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Watch a Comedy Central roast. I only know of him there, and he is funny there.
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Anyone who has money can go and get a degree from harvard, yale, or any other ivy league school. they are all money whores. Also, I have no idea who this guy is.
Yes, you do. He was a money whore, just like you said. :)
Not a toon.
Then fuck it.
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She was saying the colleges are money whores.
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The point she was making (a valid one, too) is that anybody can go to any college they can afford and get a degree.
*inhales*
When I went to Mississippi State, I went through hell for six years and have nothing to show for it but what's left of the student loan payments, all because I had to go for an engineering degree (one of the harder ones, at that) instead of something like business management or information technology that would have been far easier and probably broad enough to have found a job I could have kept all this time instead of having to struggle to find work in the field in my home area and having to eventually punt and go back to school for a medical degree that will as a result of the economy be nearly as difficult to find enduring work.
*breathes*
I could have partied it up and taken it easy the whole time, but noooooo....
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The point she was making (a valid one, too) is that anybody can go to any college they can afford and get a degree.
*inhales*
When I went to Mississippi State, I went through hell for six years and have nothing to show for it but what's left of the student loan payments.
*breathes*
I could have partied it up and taken it easy the whole time, but noooooo....
Same here! *brofist*. Fuckin' worst decision of my whole damn life.
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*sigh~~~* :nurinono:/me weakly brofists