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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Nov 18, 2004, 08:34:46 AM

Title: Can I get intellectual asylum in another state?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 18, 2004, 08:34:46 AM

If a brainless inbred does it, they're probably in Texas.  Hear about the school cross-dressing day tradition scandal?

   Dresses cause homosexuality (http://www.cnn.com/2004/EDUCATION/11/17/school.dress.ap/index.html)

   I saw interviews with some of the kids & other residents, and general consensus is that if this newcomer family doesn't like the town's generations-old traditions, they need to pack up & go back where they came from.  This bint has guaranteed that her kids will be social pariahs, and Eddie says the 9-year-old boy is doomed to getting the shit beat out of him on a regular basis.  Enjoy the school year, kids!  :P

 

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 18, 2004, 10:15:57 AM

I dressed like a girl on spirit week, and I didn't go for the sausage... I had the girls on the bush apply my makeup ^_^ They were all touchy and feely.

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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 18, 2004, 11:09:42 AM

Whose bush were these girls on?  :blink: Sounds like you were in one helluva pile!

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 18, 2004, 12:12:03 PM

...bus. Oh well. Freudian Typo! ^_^ Y

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Post by: B E C K on Nov 18, 2004, 11:37:18 PM

All sorts of images went through my head there....

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Post by: B E C K on Nov 18, 2004, 11:38:29 PM

Ok.  I read the article.  What an idiot.

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Post by: The D on Nov 20, 2004, 12:35:34 PM

I think the US needs to give Texas back to Mexico. ASAP.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 20, 2004, 01:08:29 PM

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All sorts of images went through my head there....

If we were austrailian, you wouldn't have cared.

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Post by: Fiero on Nov 20, 2004, 01:17:22 PM

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I think the US needs to give Texas back to Mexico. ASAP.

I am not a Mexican.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 20, 2004, 01:40:14 PM

You're as dirty as on-

*Nuriko bans Tom*

...

I am sorry, the vast culture of Mexico makes it a proper civilization, they are strong, industrious workers, and America is better off with them. ^_^

*star flies by*

AHH!!!! IT BURNS!!! THE STAR IS BURNING MY SKIN!!!!!!!!!!

._. *sizzle*

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Post by: The D on Nov 20, 2004, 02:09:25 PM

Mexicans are a bunch of alcoholics.

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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 21, 2004, 05:19:14 PM

Friendly alcoholics.

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 21, 2004, 09:12:26 PM

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I am sorry, the vast culture of Mexico makes it a proper civilization, they are strong, industrious workers, and America is better off with them. ^_^
 

well unless you are the owner of  ""America"" , you cant do shit about it, can you?

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 21, 2004, 11:47:04 PM

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I am sorry, the vast culture of Mexico makes it a proper civilization, they are strong, industrious workers, and America is better off with them. ^_^
 

well unless you are the owner of  ""America"" , you cant do shit about it, can you?

I can ride to Philly and shave your head, and draw 'nazi' on your bare skull, now can't I. Then I'll drop your ass off in Phily's ghetto and a buncha thugs can rape you like Pausiaious was from the Donkey Attendants in Macedonia.

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Post by: B E C K on Nov 22, 2004, 03:07:20 PM

I don't want to belong to Mexico.  Bleh.  If Texas goes back to Mexico, Florida better be sent over to Cuba.

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If we were austrailian, you wouldn't have cared.

Dude, I wish!  Then I could totally speak Strine!

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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 22, 2004, 03:48:45 PM

If we lived in Austrailia, we'd have to wear big sun hats outside!

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 22, 2004, 05:02:40 PM

o.o Well only Miami is Cuban, the rest is chock fulla rednecks. Which is why we're a red state.

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Post by: B E C K on Nov 22, 2004, 05:20:36 PM

I'm down with the hats.


And TX is full of rednecks and we're a red state.  So we obviously don't have enough Mexicans here to be sent back to Mexico.  =p

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 22, 2004, 05:23:09 PM

Actually the news said Mexicans were supporting Bush in greater numbers, that and most of the Mexicans in your state don't vote, cuz they can't. Just like Canadians in New York, not like they'd vote for Bush, but still.

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Post by: B E C K on Nov 22, 2004, 05:35:48 PM

Oh whatever.  I stand by that we still don't have enough to be sent "back to Mexico".  Illegals don't count for shit.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 22, 2004, 05:49:47 PM

Can we give Arkansas back to the French?

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 22, 2004, 09:07:27 PM

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I am sorry, the vast culture of Mexico makes it a proper civilization, they are strong, industrious workers, and America is better off with them. ^_^
 

well unless you are the owner of  ""America"" , you cant do shit about it, can you?

I can ride to Philly and shave your head, and draw 'nazi' on your bare skull, now can't I. Then I'll drop your ass off in Phily's ghetto and a buncha thugs can rape you like Pausiaious was from the Donkey Attendants in Macedonia.

that was one of the stupidest and senseless(is that the word?) answers you have ever written

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 22, 2004, 09:20:08 PM

o.O Since when? You don't know of senseless. True senselessness is the East Thracian Overking Kersebleptes refusing to submit to Philip and his elite Macedonian Phalanx. You're about as crazy as Olympias and her bedroom snakes.

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Post by: The D on Nov 22, 2004, 10:37:48 PM

<_< @ tom's insults using historical figures.

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Post by: B E C K on Nov 23, 2004, 01:52:52 AM

When I read that post, it was like Tom was talking in Professor Frink's voice.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 23, 2004, 10:46:18 AM

I should have used it, like the Persians should have used it's Greek Mercenaries led by Memnon.

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 23, 2004, 07:24:37 PM

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When I read that post, it was like Tom was talking in Professor Frink's voice.

i didnt even read it

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 23, 2004, 07:41:28 PM

Then don't complain.

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 23, 2004, 08:25:26 PM

what the fuck are you talking about

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 23, 2004, 08:40:17 PM

Why the hell do you read that post, then?!?

Because you lie. Liar!

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 23, 2004, 09:02:55 PM

i only read your posts if i scan them and i see my nickname there, or if after the first sentence it doesnt sound stupid, like most of your posts do

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Post by: Bitch on Nov 23, 2004, 09:26:28 PM

Narcissist. :ph34r:

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 23, 2004, 09:27:49 PM

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READ THAT!? THEN STOP BEING VAIN!

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Post by: Bitch on Nov 23, 2004, 09:36:27 PM

XD!

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Post by: B E C K on Nov 23, 2004, 11:15:14 PM

Cue Carly Simon!!  "You're so vain... you probably think this post is about you..."

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 23, 2004, 11:58:04 PM

It was about her though...  

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Post by: B E C K on Nov 24, 2004, 12:21:37 AM

Don't ruin the song for your own gain!

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 24, 2004, 12:45:14 AM

This isn't the first time it's happened...

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Post by: B E C K on Nov 24, 2004, 12:52:38 AM

Don't do it again.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 24, 2004, 11:05:42 AM

:(

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Post by: B E C K on Nov 25, 2004, 12:06:46 AM

Damn straight.  :angry:

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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 25, 2004, 09:55:11 AM

Damn gay, too.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 25, 2004, 10:15:27 AM

Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?

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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 25, 2004, 10:31:12 AM

Damn straight
Damn gay

Get it?  I can't use "straight" around my gay friends unless I'm referring to the slang for heteros.

So when giving directions:  Forward!

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 25, 2004, 10:43:03 AM

Tell em to go off in a corner, and suck each other until they learn English.

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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 25, 2004, 12:05:22 PM

It's only in jest.... retard.

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Post by: B E C K on Nov 25, 2004, 06:21:57 PM

Snap!

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 27, 2004, 03:32:12 PM

BURN!

Oh wait, it's me who was burned... :(