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Title: Rama for the hook-up.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 30, 2010, 11:56:03 AM: Missouri: Nation's Meth Capital, Again (http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2010/02/missouri_nations_meth_capital_again.php). Well, they have pr0n and fireworks. Meth is really just the next step imo.

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Missouri has once again been ranked as the nation's biggest meth-producing state based on the number of drug labs busted last year. According to Missouri Highway Patrol figures published today in the Post-Dispatch, law enforcement seized 1,774 meth labs in 2009 -- up 20 percent from the 1,487 confiscated in 2008. Missouri outpaced the No. 2 state -- Indiana -- which had 1,096 meth lab busts in 2009. Jefferson County, Missouri, led the state with 227 labs confiscated last year. The news comes as Missouri legislature considers a bill that would require pseudoephedrine -- the key ingredient for meth -- to be sold only as a prescription. The Post-Dispatch reports that nationwide the number of meth lab busts increased 27 percent last year. One of the reasons for the surge could be a pseudoephedrine ban that went into effect last year in Mexico that has weakened the quality of the meth produced in that country and shipped to the United States.

Article is accompanied by weird pic of dude with bad teeth as a joke pic even though picture doesn't seem to be remotely related. Unless he just crunched too much meth. Not reposting that.
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Post by: Rama on Sep 30, 2010, 12:45:54 PM: WOO HOO!

We're number 1!!!!

Come on everyone, let's go to the pr0n/fireworks stands to celebrate!

*Sigh* I need to get out of this state. -___-
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Post by: Derrick on Sep 30, 2010, 04:59:14 PM: You'd be shocked by the internal combustion engine.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 30, 2010, 07:44:50 PM: I thought New Jersey would come as #1
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Post by: Rama on Oct 01, 2010, 12:16:35 AM: Can that there internal combustion engine thing make Moonshine? Cause if it don't, then I don't care.
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Post by: Derrick on Oct 01, 2010, 05:21:18 AM: ...you're right, why should I care either?
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 01, 2010, 07:11:50 AM: Quote from: Faye Valentine on Sep 30, 2010, 07:44:50 PM
I thought New Jersey would come as #1

Not even #2. (That's Indiana.)
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Post by: Rama on Oct 02, 2010, 01:55:32 AM: All I know is I can never get the Sinus medication that actually works without first giving my name, home address, Drivers License number and submit to a cavity search. :goddammit:

And even after all that to keep people from making Meth we are still number 1.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 02, 2010, 01:58:51 AM: Looks like they're being too selective on those cavity searches.
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Post by: Derrick on Oct 02, 2010, 11:55:32 PM: Quote from: Rama on Oct 02, 2010, 01:55:32 AM
All I know is I can never get the Sinus medication that actually works without first giving my name, home address, Drivers License number and submit to a cavity search. :goddammit:

And even after all that to keep people from making Meth we are still number 1.
Breaking Bad showed you don't need Suda.
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Post by: Rama on Oct 03, 2010, 01:18:48 AM: Tell that to Walgreens so I don't have to go through all that shit.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 03, 2010, 05:17:09 AM: I like it when the W's broken and it become Al Green's. He always treats folks right.

(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g215/rbarsi/StoryImage_thumb_algreen.jpg)
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 03, 2010, 11:22:04 PM: Here in MS we have to have a prescription to get Sudafed now. Luckily, I live two miles away from AL which has no such law....
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Post by: Rama on Oct 04, 2010, 01:18:19 AM: And that's the first and only time you'll hear someone say "Luckily, I live two miles away from Alabama."
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 04, 2010, 03:41:48 AM: :lol: Boo.
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Post by: Derrick on Oct 04, 2010, 04:52:40 AM: Quote from: Rama on Oct 04, 2010, 01:18:19 AM
And that's the first and only time you'll hear someone say "Luckily, I live two miles away from Alabama."

Indeed.

Meth is probably better for sinusitis, anyways.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 04, 2010, 02:51:27 PM: You certainly won't hear, "Luckily, I live two miles away from the nation's Meth Capital..."
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 04, 2010, 03:05:56 PM: Unless you are a meth addict.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 04, 2010, 03:36:04 PM: They're already living there.
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Post by: Rama on Oct 04, 2010, 03:41:17 PM: Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 04, 2010, 02:51:27 PM
You certainly won't hear, "Luckily, I live two miles away from the nation's Meth Capital..."

Not even to see the Gateway Arch? Take in a Cardinal's game. Try some world Famous K.C. BBQ. See Yakov Smirnoff in lovely Branson! What a Country!!!

*This post paid for by the Missouri Board of Tourism.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 04, 2010, 05:05:59 PM: How does that work anyway? Getting payment in fireworks, I mean.
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Post by: Rama on Oct 04, 2010, 05:29:29 PM: AND pr0n! Don't forget the pr0n.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 04, 2010, 07:30:48 PM: Porn from methheads? Porn stars with unrotted teeth, kthx.
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 04, 2010, 09:50:48 PM: They get them right when they are addicted but not destroyed.
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Post by: Rama on Oct 05, 2010, 12:55:22 AM: We don't make it. We just buy it...in mass. Same with the fireworks. I swear if they made a pr0n about fireworks...
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 05, 2010, 01:47:34 AM: I guess you have not seen too many of the Fourth of July themed scenes.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 05, 2010, 01:29:37 PM: Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 04, 2010, 07:30:48 PM
Porn from methheads? Porn stars with unrotted teeth, kthx.

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 04, 2010, 09:50:48 PM
They get them right when they are addicted but not destroyed.

QFT