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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Sep 17, 2010, 07:11:08 AM

Title: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 17, 2010, 07:11:08 AM
...except I originally came online to look up the population of Barcelona and just remembered that now.  Ha ha, I'm old.  This is really gonna suck if I live to be 60.   ::)
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: Rama on Sep 17, 2010, 01:22:46 PM
You know what I hate. You're looking at something on the net...and then you think "I wonder..." and you open Google in a separate tab and then you go back to what you were reading and then when you return to Google you forgot what you were going to look up.
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: Fiero on Sep 19, 2010, 04:42:40 AM
I always do the search and then forget about the thing I was reading.
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Post by: gwynn on Sep 19, 2010, 03:52:07 PM
In 30 years we are all going to be unemployed and homeless. You won't be able to afford internet so don't worry.
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: Derrick on Sep 20, 2010, 05:08:29 AM
Your new picture is more frightening than your cynicism.
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 21, 2010, 12:00:08 AM
In 30 years we are all going to be unemployed and homeless. You won't be able to afford internet so don't worry.

I have a feeling homeless people, especially in large cities, are still gonna be able to surf the internet.
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: Derrick on Sep 21, 2010, 06:32:22 AM
Apple store?
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2010, 09:48:25 PM
And libraries.
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: Rama on Sep 21, 2010, 11:33:29 PM
The corners of those make really good bathrooms too.
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 22, 2010, 09:31:15 AM
Besides in libraries and public universities, I mean.  Large cities will have wifi and homeless people will be armed with cracked netbooks that smell like booze and lost dreams.  You know they will.
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 22, 2010, 11:16:36 PM
Old smartphones that can hit Wi-Fi will be around. People may live in a cardboard lean-to, but they'll still want their pr0n and Farmville.
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 23, 2010, 02:25:22 AM
Was I supposed to lol at the idea of people starving on the streets growing acres of virtual food?  I feel bad now.
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: Fiero on Sep 23, 2010, 11:20:46 AM
It is a humorous thought. When we have turned all food production to industrial vats of yeast and such, people will still be playing that shit.
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 23, 2010, 10:17:45 PM
Or they could just think they were Farmvilling...whilst plugged into the Matrix.
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: blanktoe on Sep 24, 2010, 05:22:09 AM
i like farmville...
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2010, 12:39:27 AM
And you like the Matrix.  This will be the best of both worlds.
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Post by: Rama on Sep 27, 2010, 12:44:51 AM
"I know how to plow."
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2010, 01:28:05 AM
 :blink:
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: Rama on Sep 27, 2010, 12:14:56 PM
You can take that however you want.
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: blanktoe on Sep 27, 2010, 01:53:22 PM
There's a joke about hoes in there somewhere but I can't find it.
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 28, 2010, 05:34:02 PM
Neither can I.  :(
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: Fiero on Sep 28, 2010, 09:10:13 PM
Something about sowing ... frogs? Termites? Sowing something, anyway.
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 28, 2010, 09:15:59 PM
You raep what you sow?
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: Rama on Sep 29, 2010, 12:29:46 AM
Sowing the seed of love. Literally.
Title: Re: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2010, 07:10:58 AM
Even the hoes can get down with that!  Ba-zing!