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Title: Halo 2
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 06, 2004, 01:34:31 PM
2 more days till Halo 2! (I'm aware that it is actually three, but I'll probably be getting it sometime Monday thanks to a friend at EB.)  For anyone going on Live on the 9th, remember my Gamertag is simply Extra Zero.  Just send a Friend Request and I'll accept.  

Side note, anyone else pissed off about the shitty bands in the soundtrack?  
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 06, 2004, 02:28:24 PM
Just give me dual submachine guns to blow people away with and I could care less about the music behind it.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 06, 2004, 02:48:06 PM
Well it's not going to be in the multiplayer, but how would you feel if Lucas put Hoobastank or Incubus in Episode 3?
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 06, 2004, 03:37:43 PM
You're assuming after watching Eps 1 & 2 I even want to try to waste my time with 3?
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 06, 2004, 05:06:29 PM
Seeing the snot beaten out of Hayden Christensen is worth $8.50.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 06, 2004, 07:21:14 PM
Wow, I ended up getting all upset over nothing much.  It turns out that Incubus and Hoobastank will only be on the CD soundtrack, not the actual game.  Breaking Benjamen is in the game, but their song is just an instrumental that Marty O'Donnel remixed enough to make it sound decent.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: B E C K on Nov 06, 2004, 08:07:21 PM
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Well it's not going to be in the multiplayer, but how would you feel if Lucas put Hoobastank or Incubus in Episode 3?
It'd be like putting rollerskates on someone already going downhill to begin with?
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 06, 2004, 08:29:29 PM
Nice one, Yogi.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: B E C K on Nov 06, 2004, 09:45:32 PM
Seriously though, I'd rather be Top Cat.  He was a pimp.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 06, 2004, 11:00:18 PM
In all honesty, and with little offense intent, you couldn't pimp igloos to Eskimos.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 06, 2004, 11:01:01 PM
See, Native Alaskan Kiokuk doesn't lie!
Title: Halo 2
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Nov 07, 2004, 01:28:59 AM
I don't have an Xbox.


So I'm waiting for Half-Life 2.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 07, 2004, 01:48:52 AM
Boo-urns.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 07, 2004, 01:39:14 PM
I'll worry about Halo2 later. Right now I'm focusing on Nintendo DS.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: B E C K on Nov 07, 2004, 09:11:28 PM
That cartoon lies!  =(
Title: Halo 2
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 07, 2004, 10:44:10 PM
if it's in a cartoon it must be true.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 07, 2004, 10:52:26 PM
Halo was ok, but I doubt the sequal will be much better.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: B E C K on Nov 07, 2004, 10:53:28 PM
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if it's in a cartoon it must be true.
That only applies to documentary cartoons!
Title: Halo 2
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 08, 2004, 12:42:47 AM
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Halo was ok, but I doubt the sequal will be much better.
That's ridiculous.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Max Con on Nov 09, 2004, 10:14:05 PM
I got it.


wooooooooo
Title: Halo 2
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 09, 2004, 10:25:29 PM
Getting it tomorrow, not playing it for weeks. Need good speakers first, so that my NO SOUND TV (aaaarrgh!!  :angry: ) will be fully functional. Halo deserves better than a little mono no-name box.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: B E C K on Nov 09, 2004, 10:29:48 PM
Merla:  "What the heck's Halo?"  :lol:  Indeed, my friend, indeed.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 09, 2004, 10:30:47 PM
Chicks.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: B E C K on Nov 09, 2004, 10:49:51 PM
Well it's not like we have a seX box, so we don't need to know anyway.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 09, 2004, 10:51:02 PM
I WANNA USE THE SEX BOX!
Title: Halo 2
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 09, 2004, 10:51:10 PM
You will when the covenant invasion begins.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: B E C K on Nov 09, 2004, 10:53:05 PM
That's MY sex box!  And her name is Sony.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 09, 2004, 10:53:33 PM
:( *jizzes in a PS2*

ACK! IT BROKE!!!
Title: Halo 2
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 09, 2004, 10:54:37 PM
Mine won't fucking play Castlevania Chronicles. Suckiod!
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 09, 2004, 11:37:11 PM
*just finished his Castelvania II ROM*
Title: Halo 2
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 10, 2004, 02:22:22 AM
*just finished Chapter2 of his Paper Mario 2* Who needs Halo!  :P  
Title: Halo 2
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Nov 10, 2004, 02:23:44 AM
HL2 next week.

Joy.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: B E C K on Nov 10, 2004, 03:25:21 AM
The title "Paper Mario" makes me think origami is involved.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 10, 2004, 11:42:05 AM
yeah, and it's sooooooooooo much better than Halo.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 10, 2004, 12:07:59 PM
well it is...from a certain point of view...
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 10, 2004, 12:16:27 PM
Can Paper Mario do shit like the chick from Read or Die?  
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Fiero on Nov 10, 2004, 01:30:01 PM
The Needler doesn't suck.  Hooray.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 10, 2004, 01:32:17 PM
he can fold himself into a paper airplane and squeeze air out of big chested purple ghost women.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 10, 2004, 02:34:23 PM
Then he fucks Toad in a gay lovefest which made Donkey Kong commit suicide.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 10, 2004, 08:05:44 PM
Hey! I will not have any Mario is gay talk in this thread!
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 10, 2004, 08:55:44 PM
You never saw that comic then...

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=114 (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=114)
Title: Halo 2
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 10, 2004, 09:04:57 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo :(  
Title: Halo 2
Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2004, 12:27:27 AM
EW!!!!!  OMG!!  :lol:
Title: Halo 2
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 11, 2004, 10:35:24 AM
stupid laughing nuriko...
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 11, 2004, 11:14:29 AM
I never knew his chest was so fuzzy, but I always suspected.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: gwynn on Nov 11, 2004, 01:02:52 PM
Hey! Im also playing paper mario ! =)
Its so much fun, im on twilight town already.

This guy I work with in electronics at Target took 2 days off just so he could play Halo, leaving me stuck all alone trying to heft 20 hours of stock all by myself one day. :angry:
Next thing you know geeks will be dressing up in costumes and camping out for Halo 3, for a damn video game.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 11, 2004, 01:20:15 PM
I plan on dressing as Mario when Super Mario 128 comes out! :D  
Title: Halo 2
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 11, 2004, 01:22:33 PM
Uh... not for a "damn video game". For Halo 3.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: gwynn on Nov 11, 2004, 01:41:25 PM
see, dressing as mario is cool, whereas dressing as a green soldier thing or whatever is reprehensible
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 11, 2004, 03:00:42 PM
OMFG@!:?!! TEH H4L0 IZ TEH GAWD!!111 XD

I know, they piss me off, it's just a ripoff of golden eye anyways.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 11, 2004, 04:38:56 PM
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OMFG@!:?!! TEH H4L0 IZ TEH GAWD!!111 XD

I know, they piss me off, it's just a ripoff of golden eye anyways.
I would pay good money to see you say that out load at a Halo tournament.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 11, 2004, 05:12:47 PM
I don't wanna die in a hail of retainers and cheetos wrappers.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Fiero on Nov 11, 2004, 10:42:40 PM
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OMFG@!:?!! TEH H4L0 IZ TEH GAWD!!111 XD

I know, they piss me off, it's just a ripoff of golden eye anyways.
I would pay good money to see you say that out load at a Halo tournament.
My vocalist said it's basically Turok, without dinosaurs or indians of course.

The ending fucking sucks.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 11, 2004, 10:55:34 PM
Turok had MUCH better weapons. I loved the flame throwers. Plus the first one was so classic. It creeped me out if I played it in the middle of the night. It was just a creepy game all around... god, I should buy it now that they are like six bucks at Gamestop.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 11, 2004, 11:09:08 PM
Tom, I could destroy you for such remarks....Halo 2 is.......The Best First Person Shooter I've ever played.
By God, there is no greater satisfaction than having two Needlers and Pumping one of those Damn Dirty Ape Covenants full of pink needles of doom...and watching them explode. It is a great stress relief for me...That and wielding dual machine guns and blasting Elite in the face...
...OH and By Destroy I mean "Suffocate with pudding."
Title: Halo 2
Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2004, 11:27:08 PM
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stupid laughing nuriko...
Take that back!   :(  
Title: Halo 2
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 11, 2004, 11:37:11 PM
no!  :angry:  
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 11, 2004, 11:41:53 PM
CSI: Halo!

Gruntie: "So how'd he die?"
Jackal: "Well, we think it was the one hundred and thirty six consecutive bullets lodged in what's left of his head...."
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 12, 2004, 12:22:30 AM
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Tom, I could destroy you for such remarks....Halo 2 is.......The Best First Person Shooter I've ever played.
By God, there is no greater satisfaction than having two Needlers and Pumping one of those Damn Dirty Ape Covenants full of pink needles of doom...and watching them explode. It is a great stress relief for me...That and wielding dual machine guns and blasting Elite in the face...
...OH and By Destroy I mean "Suffocate with pudding."
Seriously, you need to jack off.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2004, 01:42:59 AM
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no!  :angry:
YES!
Title: Halo 2
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 12, 2004, 02:37:17 AM
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Tom, I could destroy you for such remarks....Halo 2 is.......The Best First Person Shooter I've ever played.
By God, there is no greater satisfaction than having two Needlers and Pumping one of those Damn Dirty Ape Covenants full of pink needles of doom...and watching them explode. It is a great stress relief for me...That and wielding dual machine guns and blasting Elite in the face...
...OH and By Destroy I mean "Suffocate with pudding."
Seriously, you need to jack off.
:lol:


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YES!

NO!
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 12, 2004, 09:40:14 AM
Already did. Didn't help much.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 12, 2004, 10:59:34 AM
And toe joins the two thread tangents for a chorus of Kum-Ba-Ya.  :)

 
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 12, 2004, 12:46:25 PM
Try using a belt next time and sing kumbaya.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 12, 2004, 01:40:00 PM
.......No...Just, no. Kumbaya is just too weird.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2004, 11:44:11 PM
Use a belt?  Is E's penis wearing a dress or something?
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Post by: The D on Nov 13, 2004, 01:00:55 PM
Tom just doesn't like anything that's popular.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: B E C K on Nov 14, 2004, 08:28:54 PM
I didn't know dress-wearing penii had caught on.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 14, 2004, 09:45:37 PM
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Tom just doesn't like anything that's popular.
I played it, what's the frickin difference between this Halo and the old one? new weapons... ooooo.

And I don't see how me disliking Halo and Naruto makes me dislike everything that is popular.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Max Con on Nov 14, 2004, 10:49:09 PM
I missed the memo that said it has to be original and ground-breaking to be good.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: B E C K on Nov 17, 2004, 11:44:37 PM
I got two copies.  Yeah, that must've been what happened.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 22, 2004, 02:12:21 AM
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I missed the memo that said it has to be original and ground-breaking to be good.
Okay, that statement is supportive of Halo and its fanbase. Though you were Tom for a minute.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 22, 2004, 10:01:29 AM
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I missed the memo that said it has to be original and ground-breaking to be good.
Okay, that statement is supportive of Halo and its fanbase. Though you were Tom for a minute.
Halo sucks. The only possible reason to own an X-Box has been trumped by other FPSs.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 22, 2004, 12:58:27 PM
See?
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 25, 2004, 09:40:27 PM
Because Kill Zone and EA's quality Medal of Honor/Bond license games are the best console First Person Shooters on the Market.  EA rocks so hard, that if they were a band I'd stand in line for them.

Anyway, I took part in a Halo tournament on the night of the 8th, I finished 5th.  The jokers at Game Crazy had no idea how to set up a tournament. 8 people on Chillout isn't fun.  Towards the end, they had all of us going in head to head matches.  I tied on Hang 'em High, so they fucking had us toss a coin to determine a winner RATHER than have me and the other guy play a rematch.  I was fucking pissed...
Title: Halo 2
Post by: B E C K on Nov 26, 2004, 01:29:14 AM
Coin toss?!  That has to be one of the laziest tie-breakers ever.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 26, 2004, 01:34:09 AM
You're telling me.  I guess those bastards weren't watching the time.  They said it would "speed things up."  There were less than ten people left after that elimination round and it was only 10:30.  After that, all everyone did was stand around until midnight.  Except for me... I reserved the game at EB so I had to go there and wait... BUT STILL!  I could have gotten two copies of the game that night (one free), a strategy guide, a free copy of Donkey Konga (no idea how that fit into a Halo tournament) and an assload of action figures.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 29, 2004, 02:57:15 AM
Lame.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 29, 2004, 08:16:34 PM
You said it man.  I should have won that shit too!  It wasn't based on skill either.  It was all who could dodge the most grenades on Chill Out!  Though, despite the loss, I'm still proud of my Killtacular and Rampage I recieved on Hang'em High.  Godbless the Rocket Launcher.
Title: Halo 2
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 29, 2004, 11:00:20 PM
God bless cover. Or rather, bless being the only guy who know how to take advantage thereof.