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Title: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Fiero on Jul 29, 2010, 05:38:19 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/7914230/Bullfighting-ban-ordered-by-Catalonia.html

 :raiseroof: :raiseroof: :headbang: :stickdance: :stickdance: :guitar: :guitar: :)
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Rama on Jul 29, 2010, 09:14:27 PM
But then how will famous bullfighters get horns shoved through their lower jaw?
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: B E C K on Jul 30, 2010, 06:27:47 PM
They could always go synthetic.
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Rama on Jul 31, 2010, 12:09:14 AM
*Sigh* It just won't be the same.

And really look that shit up on the Youtube. Guy got a horn shoved up through his lower jaw and it come out his mouth. Most disturbing thing I've ever seen. But then I never watched "Two girls, One Cup" either.
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Fiero on Jul 31, 2010, 12:44:19 AM
Why not? That shit is aWSOME
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Rama on Jul 31, 2010, 01:00:41 AM
My curiosity has its limits and that's it.
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: B E C K on Aug 01, 2010, 05:16:22 PM
I saw the preview for 2 Girls and 1 Cup, does that count?  A 1/4 cup maybe?
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Derrick on Aug 01, 2010, 07:21:30 PM
Kary refuses to watch 2 girls 1 cup. I've seen it like 40 times.
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: B E C K on Aug 02, 2010, 02:48:39 AM
Uh, go you, I guess.  Whatever.
/me sprays Axe on you
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Max Con on Aug 02, 2010, 05:30:29 AM
1 man 1 jar is still my favorite.
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Derrick on Aug 02, 2010, 06:34:19 AM
Uh, go you, I guess.  Whatever.
/me sprays Axe on you
[betelguese]IT GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME I SEE IT![/betelguese]
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 07, 2010, 07:54:57 AM
*Sigh* It just won't be the same.

And really look that shit up on the Youtube. Guy got a horn shoved up through his lower jaw and it come out his mouth. Most disturbing thing I've ever seen. But then I never watched "Two girls, One Cup" either.
Eh I dont care when shit happens to humans but when it happens to animals, THEN i rage
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Rama on Aug 07, 2010, 08:03:35 AM
Well then it's a good animal's revenge type thing.
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 07, 2010, 08:09:37 AM
why are you online so early?
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Rama on Aug 07, 2010, 08:15:41 AM
Asking myself the same question actually. Considering I'm working on maybe 2 hours sleep here.
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: B E C K on Aug 07, 2010, 02:41:39 PM
The bull gored him awake.
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Rama on Aug 07, 2010, 09:29:12 PM
We won't go into where, but I'll sleeping on my stomach for awhile. And the Bastard didn't even call.
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: B E C K on Aug 08, 2010, 12:09:45 AM
Why would he?  You gave him what he wanted.
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Derrick on Aug 09, 2010, 11:43:02 AM
The story reminds me of an old joke.

A man takes a trip to Spain and stays at a beautiful old hotel. Before he sets out for a day of sight seeing, he stops in to the hotel restaurant for breakfast. He has a wonderful meal and decides to eat there that night for dinner. After a day of sight seeing, the man returns to the hotel for dinner. The waiter, noticing he's obviously a forieger, offers to make him his native food rather than authentic Spanish cuisine.

"NO!" The man exclaimed, "I want the house speciality. I am not here as a tourist, I want to be a traveller."

"Ok, senor, one house specialty." The waiter said. A short time later the waiter brings out a beautiful plate adorned with vegetables and two lumpy pieces of meat.

"What is this?" The man asks, curious to what he is about to try.

"Cojones de Sevilla. Our house specialty. They are bull testicles delicately braised in veal stock and served with a truffle sauce with fresh vegetables."

The man, taken aback, decided to dig in. After tasting one bite, he was hooked. After finishing every morsel, the waiter looked impressed. "Was the bull farm raised?"

"No, senor. The Bull is from the fights at the arena. When the champion bulls lose, we recieve the most valuable parts." The waiter replied.

The man retired to his room and slept wonderfully. The next day the man decided to again enjoy the dish after a full day of sightseeing. The first waiter was not present, however the new Waiter seemed competant. When the waiter brought him his dinner again, something was different. The large, milky white testicles were much smaller and somewhat brownish. The man shrugged and took a bite. Immediately, he spit out the meat. It tasted musty and salty. The waiter, seeing the man's distress, came over to inquire what was wrong.

The man, pushing his plate forward in disgust, spoke angrily to the waiter. "These are awful, is this the Cojones de Sevilla?"

"Si, senor." The waiter replied.

"I had this yesterday with the other guy, and the bull balls were delicious!"

"Yes sir, the bull is very tasty. But, with the bull fights, sometimes the Bull wins..."
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: B E C K on Aug 09, 2010, 10:34:35 PM
*crickets*
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Fiero on Aug 09, 2010, 10:49:31 PM
I thought that joke was funny the first time I heard it.

Like twenty years ago.
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Rama on Aug 10, 2010, 12:50:01 AM
Who told you that joke when you were 4?
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Fiero on Aug 10, 2010, 03:07:55 AM
6. Probably a brother.
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 10, 2010, 04:36:29 AM
We always cheer for the bulls during the Pamplona run.
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Fiero on Aug 10, 2010, 08:09:29 AM
=D
Title: Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
Post by: Derrick on Aug 10, 2010, 10:05:33 AM
I love cows, bulls are faggots who get castrated. HAHA!