The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Jul 10, 2010, 10:05:44 PM
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Happy B-day, yo. I hope that special lady in your life pops out of a garbage can for you! :happy: Wait... :blink:
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Happy 16th!!! Did you get a car?
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26th, yo. And no.
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26th, yo. And no.
26, that means you start getting rectal exams bi-annually.
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I have not been to a doctor since I was 20.
Is that bad?
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26...no that's not possible. Because I'm only 20. And it's 2000.
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I have not been to a doctor since I was 20.
Is that bad?
I haven't been since I was 24, so maybe. I give blood regularly, and I think they'll tell me if I have something that is going to kill me in a few days.
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I have not been to a doctor since I was 20.
Is that bad?
Yes, it's bad. I rarely go either.
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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY AGAIIINNN!!
Don't even tell me about doctors -_-
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/me does not tell you about doctors
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So glad you discovered that feature.
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/me is too.
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/me sees how it's done now
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Why are Sam's starts blue? I want mine pinku pleasee <3
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Stars are coloured according to what kind of mod you are. I'll put pinkies on my "to do" list.
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So... I have to hiccup uncontrollably to change colour? No thanks.
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The hiccups had nothing to do with it.
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Oh. Really?
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The key to real powet is to hardly ever show up.
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Don't be a sore non-global mod.
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Just making an observation.
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Well, make a different one. :nono:
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You mean one that doesn't point out a huge flaw?
Ummmmmmm...My feet are cold.
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That is a flaw in your HVAC.
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Actually the rest of me is fine. Just my feet. But I corrected the situation.
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You know what my best present was? Getting dumped. Yep. Awesome.
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On your birthday? Wow...cold.
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Sort of. We started talking about it last Thursday, she told me she would talk to me about working out on Saturday, which I thought we did, and today she told me all over again that she is not happy and she basically lied to me on Saturday because she does not like to hurt people.
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Fuck her sister? Or mother, if she's bangable. Ask IDE how to get roofies to ensure the revenge fuck is successful. :tom:
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Her sister is twelve and fat and her mom is old and fat.
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Then obviously try for a threesome.
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Hmmm. No. Two unattractive women do not make an attractive one.
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Sort of. We started talking about it last Thursday, she told me she would talk to me about working out on Saturday, which I thought we did, and today she told me all over again that she is not happy and she basically lied to me on Saturday because she does not like to hurt people.
*Sigh*
Hockey is the greatest game ever! Baseball is totally gay and boring.
There, hope that made you feel a little better cause I'm never saying that again.
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Her sister is twelve and fat and her mom is old and fat.
I like how you add that they're fat when being fat was pretty irrelevant. Unless you in fact went for old broads, well, we can't really fault you for that.
How long had you been dating her?
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3 1/2 years. And she told me she wanted to end it now because she did not want me wasting my time.
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Do you still care for her or you were like whatevs?
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Well, the first time I was fucking bawling. Then I thought we worked it on Saturday. Second time, I just could not believe it. Seriously, disbelief. I think I am going to get over this quicker than I expected. I still care for her, I am the kind of person who never really stops loving someone. Her loss.
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Was it an on and off thing?
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No. Not at all. We broke up one time before earlier this year, but it was like for an hour or two.
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Happy belated Birthday!
Sorry to hear about the drama on your b-day. Some people are just jerks like that.
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No. Not at all. We broke up one time before earlier this year, but it was like for an hour or two.
Yeah that's why I was asking. I remember you mentioning something about that awhile back and was curious if it was a common thing, or just that one time.
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ONE TIME! ONE TIME!
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Yes I know. What I was saying is that is why I asked above, not that your answer was unclear or I didn't read it. Why I put in the "was" as in past tense there.
Just thought if you were making up and breaking up a lot, it might be a little easier to take now. Also if you did that a lot, there might be a better chance of a make up as well.
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I do not know that I even want to call her. She said I should "not waste my time," and I "deserve better," so maybe I should just look for it.
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I just dropped her stuff off and picked up mine. She was taking a shower when I got there. She could not wait a few fucking minutes? Fuck, man. She dumps me twice in a week and does not have the balls to look me in the fucking eye when I give her her shit.
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If she ever wants you back would you say yes or nay?
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I would talk to her, but it would fucking hard. I think I would have to got at it in a business like style, to know exactly what she expects from the relationship, and what I expect to be able to provide, and vice-versa. Which sucks, because if we have emotions for each other, that should not be necessary, but the fact is that I know we have had bad communication and that is part of what led to our split. I did not listen, and she was not emphatic enough to show that she was really bitching about something as opposed to just bitching for bitching sakes (which she did do a good bit of, to be honest).
Short answer, yes, long answer, eh?
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Middle answer, yeh?
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I just found out the fucking slut bitch is with the guy I suspected, and it was not fucking long after she dumped me. FUCKING CUNT
I am leaving work early to drink.
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Get depressed and unattractive, way to get back at her.
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It was just one day, and I am not the sort of man who would "get back at her." I am pretty okay today, but yesterday I was pretty pissed off.
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Wait, was she cheatin' on you or sumthin'?
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It appears that way. If she was not actually cheating on me, she had somewhere raring to go to be her now boyfriend. I guess she was scared to be alone. I never should have trusted her hanging out with that guy.
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I guess she was scared to be alone.
Oh-ho, say no more. The type that'll know the relationship's over but will stay until they've picked up a new one.
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That's how every episode of Cheaters ends.
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That show irritates me but when it's on I can't turn away.
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The thing is I had NO FUCKING CLUE beyond a little tiny suspicion about this guy. I choose to be the trusting boyfriend. I should be praised for trusting her. Oh well, time to move on.
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"Whenever there is doubt, there is doubt." ~ Ronin
Trust your instincts.
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Hindsight is a bitch.
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But now you know.
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And knowing is half the bitchslap.
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That show irritates me but when it's on I can't turn away.
Whale Wars does that to me.
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The thing is I had NO FUCKING CLUE beyond a little tiny suspicion about this guy.
What would you have done anyway if you acted upon your suspicion? One person can't save the relationship by himself. No sense in poking hindsight's sweet anus with your finger.
And what, good sir, is Whale Wars?
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Unless you want to see if hindsight is into ass play, but tread carefully...if it isn't then that could blow up in your face. Literally.
And Whale Wars is all about a bunch of Save the Whale like hippies on a boat out harassing Japanese whaling boats. Every episode is like this:
"Where is the (insert name here) Maru?"
"Oh there it is...Launch the boats."
"Yeah I'm throwing stink bombs at you Yoshi! Take that!"
"Oh man they got the whale anyway."
That's every episode.
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:lmao:
Damn, that destroyed the vision in my head of whales in armor being pitted against each other. Boo hoo. Where does it come out on?
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I think it's on Animal Planet. If not there then it's on Discovery Channel.
And your idea would be much more exciting.
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The thing is I had NO FUCKING CLUE beyond a little tiny suspicion about this guy.
What would you have done anyway if you acted upon your suspicion?
Good question. End it first, probably.
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Would that have made you happier? Don't be afraid to say yes. Nobody really wants to be the endee.
I think it's on Animal Planet. If not there then it's on Discovery Channel.
And your idea would be much more exciting.
The narwal would always win, too.
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Narwals...always plunging their huge bones into things.
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Yeah, they know where it's at.
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It is wherever they put their bone.
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I just found out the fucking slut bitch is with the guy I suspected, and it was not fucking long after she dumped me. FUCKING CUNT
I am leaving work early to drink.
fuck her mom, sister, aunt and every other woman in her immediate family. YOU NEED BLOOD.
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I could have sworn that I already explained how grotesque her other family members are. Honestly, looking at her now I kind of wonder what I was attracted to anyway. Probably her massive breasts.
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Maybe you were drunk the whole time
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Maybe it was another forum. Oh well. Yeah, grotesque. Her mom is nice, but not at all attractive. Her sister is 12 fat, and a bitch.
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What if you put a bag over mom's face?
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That just will not work for me.
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What if you also put a bag over her body?
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See you could cut a little hole in it in the front...or in the back. You know, as long as you talk about and are both comfortable with it.
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In the bag or the mom?
Happy belated, Fiero!
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Ew...the bag.
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Thanks Bernie! I missed seeing your cock.
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See you could cut a little hole in it in the front...or in the back. You know, as long as you talk about and are both comfortable with it.
He can always just turn the lights off
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Put the bag on her and then cut the lights for double protection. It's like wearing two condoms at once but for your eyes! :happy:
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I am not doing any of that.
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Well if you want to see it all in it's vivid glory.
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I am not even doing that. How did we get to this from there?
Any smart ass answers must be accompanied by a flowchart.
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Gimmie a bit and I'll get back to you.
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I expect results.
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Absinthe
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Superboy-Prime farted.
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What?
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I know. I know.