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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Jul 08, 2010, 04:32:10 PM

Title: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 08, 2010, 04:32:10 PM
So by the end of the month I'm finally gtfo and moving to Tokyo! Everybody here is more than welcome to come visit. Except D and IDE.  The only thing I'm dreadful of (besides not remembering the language at ALL from when i studied it years ago) is that all the girls there are so thin and I'm with this horrible post pregnancy body and God KNOWS I have HUGE body image issues. That and jap girls are skanks. That don't shave.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 08, 2010, 05:57:28 PM
Good luck and fair fortunes to you.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 08, 2010, 08:48:50 PM
That don't shave.

I've noticed that's starting to change. Thank god. Now if they'll only get rid of the mosiac. Korean pr0n isn't the same.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: The D on Jul 08, 2010, 08:53:38 PM
I'm not sure why you'd be afraid to meet me.

According to the rest of this board, you'd be too old for me to want to rape or anything.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 08, 2010, 09:45:08 PM
Too fat for me.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 09, 2010, 12:03:05 AM
Please do not take offensive. I have always found you attractive in every sense of the word except for food.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 09, 2010, 08:27:00 AM
wat?

That don't shave.

I've noticed that's starting to change. Thank god. Now if they'll only get rid of the mosiac. Korean pr0n isn't the same.
How have you noticed it? by looking at pr0n? Nah they still have the big bush down there. If they don't they think they are slutty. Same reason of why they don't like to wear tanktops or show their necks too mcuh. Yeah while they wear the shortest sluttiest miniskirts that not even me in my sluttiest days would have dared to wear. Double standard people. 
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: B E C K on Jul 09, 2010, 09:08:51 PM
How long are you moving there for?  And why?  Because of husband, work, play, or just because?
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 10, 2010, 02:34:12 PM
Forevar. Until we get bored I guess. Yes he wants to go back because he wants to continue doing martial arts with the grandmaster before he dies.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Rama on Jul 10, 2010, 05:03:46 PM
That's level of wealth I've never known. And if I do one day, being poor for so long will have knocked enough common sense into me to not do it.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: B E C K on Jul 10, 2010, 09:17:11 PM
Forevar. Until we get bored I guess. Yes he wants to go back because he wants to continue doing martial arts with the grandmaster before he dies.

What sort of martial arts does he do may I ask?
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 11, 2010, 10:25:23 PM
One of my goals is to get into a martial art. I am thinking ninjitsu.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 12, 2010, 05:28:16 AM
One of my goals is to get into a martial art. I am thinking ninjitsu.
Buy guns. Gun > Everything.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Rama on Jul 12, 2010, 12:33:41 PM
A gun is a great substitute for a penis too.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 12, 2010, 04:22:14 PM
I actually would like a gun, but I would never use it outside of a range. I would very likely never use the martial arts outside of the dojo-type place either.

Faya, what art does he practice?
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Sam on Jul 12, 2010, 05:09:04 PM
I think it's Ninpo.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: B E C K on Jul 13, 2010, 01:17:50 AM
Aha, I read that 'nympho'.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 13, 2010, 08:58:07 AM
I actually would like a gun, but I would never use it outside of a range. I would very likely never use the martial arts outside of the dojo-type place either.

Faya, what art does he practice?
Lol he (and i did too, before getting preggers) does ninjutsu. Do it just be careful since there is a huge amount of weaboos roaming around and doing ninjutsu, so most people that get in for the art HAAATE those guys

And Rama, its not like we are just going to go to japan and chill and do martial arts. He's going to work, of course
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 13, 2010, 12:58:04 PM
I actually know a guy in San Jose who practices it. He is still kind of new in it, but still.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Rama on Jul 13, 2010, 01:32:58 PM
And Rama, its not like we are just going to go to japan and chill and do martial arts. He's going to work, of course

Well that's understandable, but was his motivation to uproot his whole family and move half way across the world to one of the largest and most expensive cities because of the job, or because he wanted to indulge his hobby? (And unless he is a professional ninja, it is a hobby. No matter how serious he takes it.) You implied it was for the latter, and that's what I mean. I've never had the kinda money that would make something like that possible. It is enough of a worry to make sure the health insurance is paid on time. Moving to the other side of the world wouldn't even be a gleam in my eye. And if I was ever rich enough to do that, my extended period of being poor as hell would make me see such an expense as wasteful. Even if I had enough money to do it five times over in the bank. Same reason people that lived through the great depression save everything, even though they no longer have too.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 13, 2010, 08:45:15 PM
Well he's half japanese and before he came (to get his master) he lived there for 11 years. Also, he only needs to pass one more test and he'll be able to teach the martial art . He takes ninjutsu veeeeery seriously (he doesn't like to call it ninjutsu since it attracts people that only want to practice it cause of the "stereotype") and one of his plans is to open a dojo in the future.
Anyways, we are living in New York City already, theres not too much difference on expenses between here and Tokyo.

Fiero, I've done a couple of martial arts and this one is my favorite. I highly recommend it.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 13, 2010, 10:17:01 PM
Cool.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Llama Sha on Aug 12, 2010, 11:16:06 PM
And wherever Faye went her llama was sure to go.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 25, 2010, 08:48:43 PM
O shit I had a llama? Can I exchange it for an alpaca? Llamas spit -_-
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 25, 2010, 11:10:57 PM
That one also looks like it bites.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 26, 2010, 08:58:49 PM
All llamas bite. First they spit at you, some green slime shit and then when you are puking they coem from behind and bite you. fuckers. they look at you with those black pearly eyes, big long eyelashes. God I hate them.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 27, 2010, 02:22:45 PM
At least they are tasty, like grass-fed beef.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 31, 2010, 12:17:48 AM
Never tried it before! But I'm on the lookout to try raw horse meat
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 31, 2010, 11:17:15 AM
Stallion carpaccio?
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 31, 2010, 06:45:24 PM
Yes. I found a restaurant near home that sells it. Now I have to see when can I go. Im excited! i like it raw
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 31, 2010, 07:26:16 PM
Savage.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: IDE on Sep 01, 2010, 02:41:46 AM
My fellow Americans, we are losing a foreign depleted ex slut bag turned baby mama. 

We will carry on...somehow.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 01, 2010, 07:16:44 AM
IDE, you dumb, fool.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 01, 2010, 08:40:13 PM
At least its not whale meat
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 02, 2010, 05:24:40 AM
IDE isn't whalemeat?
/me frowns and puts harpoon away
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 02, 2010, 05:47:55 AM
Now how am I supposed to make candles?
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 02, 2010, 05:49:00 AM
Outta truffles?
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 02, 2010, 05:50:21 AM
Expensive candles!
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 02, 2010, 08:36:04 PM
Shit I dont know if I did something in here, Nuri I clicked in a star near your name, did something happen? Anyways why can I see that retard's posts again? I thought I blocked his ass?

And no i wasnt answering to him, I just skip his posts
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 03, 2010, 01:49:20 AM
It was probably something that got removed when I updated the board.  I'll put it on my list.  Me.  Not Will.
/me looks at Fiero
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 03, 2010, 05:57:10 AM
Can I do that?
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Sam on Sep 03, 2010, 11:21:29 AM
/me shakes his head - No
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 04, 2010, 01:03:43 AM
Can I do that?

Cans you does what?
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 05, 2010, 01:03:34 PM
...
* Derrick makes his own
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 05, 2010, 08:16:13 PM
why is yours blueeee

*lets see
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 05, 2010, 08:16:25 PM
damnit i forgot how to do it
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 06, 2010, 10:10:33 PM
/me laughs

It's backslash then the word "me".  Then type in whatever.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 07, 2010, 07:29:04 AM
/me whatever
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Sam on Sep 07, 2010, 03:07:14 PM
/me points to the person above him, doing it wrong, and the person above her, ruining the fun.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 07, 2010, 04:51:26 PM
/me thinks it was still a good bit of fun.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: The D on Sep 07, 2010, 06:33:36 PM
Newfags can't triforce emote.....   :D



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Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 07, 2010, 06:42:24 PM
You fucked it up.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: The D on Sep 07, 2010, 06:48:44 PM
C-c-c-combo breaker!
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 07, 2010, 07:23:05 PM
Your broke a one post combo?
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 07, 2010, 08:18:04 PM
Everytime I see/read someone just shouting out memes after memes I feel like I die a little.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: The D on Sep 08, 2010, 11:13:54 AM
/me keeps doing it then.

Faye is a pretty cool guy, eh dies a little inside and doesn't afraid of anything.
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 08, 2010, 07:24:41 PM
18-1
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 09, 2010, 08:14:13 PM
 ^-^
Title: Re: Sayonara b*tches!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 10, 2010, 06:45:06 AM
MEME!