The Sphere

General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Jul 02, 2010, 12:13:24 PM

Title: Male virginity test?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 02, 2010, 12:13:24 PM: http://www.newser.com/story/94481/male-virginity-test-helps-free-3-in-rape-case.html

Care to chell it, D?
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2010, 01:57:52 PM: Quote
Men who have small red spots on the back of their ears are invariably virgins, according to celebrity Vietnamese acupuncturist Pham Thi Hong. Hong fought to free three convicted rapists from prison after she discovered that the men had the spots, the AP reports. Hong's determination to have the case reopened (she threatened to light herself on fire) caused prosecutors to do just that—the men were released after investigators found flaws in the initial case.

Quote
I never thought that one day I would use this method to help the three men prove their innocence.
- Pham Thi Hong

Uh, no. You bitched and bitched so they re-examined the case.

Rest of the article. I just saved your ass a click:

Quote
"They all had small red spots on the back of their ears," Hong says. "The spots should have disappeared if they had had sex. My many years of experience told me that these men did not have sex before." Gay sex or masturbation won't make the spots disappear, she says. Her alleged virgin-detecting abilities have been met with skepticism from fellow acupuncturists.

What a rip-off!
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: Fiero on Jul 02, 2010, 03:29:09 PM: See, apparently females carry the cooties, and the cooties get rid of the red dot. Need to go get that circle circle dot dot.
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: Rama on Jul 02, 2010, 03:46:49 PM: They could have just asked them if they knew what TARDIS stands for. If they know, they are virgins.
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: Fiero on Jul 02, 2010, 04:10:22 PM: I know what it is, but not what it stands for. What does that make me?
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: Rama on Jul 02, 2010, 04:13:10 PM: Not a virgin, but not rolling in it either.
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2010, 04:52:28 PM: Quote from: Fiero on Jul 02, 2010, 03:29:09 PM
See, apparently females carry the cooties, and the cooties get rid of the red dot. Need to go get that circle circle dot dot.

I read "cooties" as cookies. And then I pictured cookies being given to an Indian chick.
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 03, 2010, 01:51:59 PM: Quote from: Rama on Jul 02, 2010, 03:46:49 PM
They could have just asked them if they knew what TARDIS stands for. If they know, they are virgins.
whats that?
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: Derrick on Jul 03, 2010, 02:33:23 PM: *googles*

I never even watched Doctor Who.
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: B E C K on Jul 03, 2010, 04:09:34 PM: I read that as RETARDIS. Why cants I read?
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: Rama on Jul 04, 2010, 12:50:17 AM: You went to public school?
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: Rama on Jul 04, 2010, 01:08:17 AM: And I've seen several Doctor Who episodes in my day, but I still had to look it up to find out what it meant.

It's Time And Relative Dimensions In Space, if anyone is curious.
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: Fiero on Jul 04, 2010, 01:24:54 AM: No one was, I think.
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: B E C K on Jul 04, 2010, 05:37:25 PM: Yeah, I already googled that 10 posts ago.
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: Rama on Jul 05, 2010, 01:17:16 AM: Well I was just running under the idea that most would be too lazy to do so.
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: B E C K on Jul 05, 2010, 05:40:19 AM: Good call.
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: Rama on Jul 05, 2010, 11:54:53 PM: Sadly, I know you people that well.
Title: Re: Male virginity test?
Post by: Sam on Jul 07, 2010, 09:32:01 AM: I assumed it was some insult from some cesspool of a website. Depending on your views of nerds, I suppose this could still be true.