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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2010, 12:49:59 AM

Title: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2010, 12:49:59 AM
Merla and I celebrated Schmoo's b-day today and I picked her a Hoops and Yoyo card, which has these two little characters and their squeaky voices as audio when you open the card.  Merla was saying she heard one of the Hoops and Yoyo cards was pulled and, sure enough, one was pulled for being racist (http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/los_angeles&id=7475737).  How you may (or may not) ask?  Because apparently some oversensitive black ppl (all old from what I saw) insisted the damn card was calling them "black whores".  FTW?  Hallmark says the character was saying "black holes".  With talk of planets and Saturn also existing in the card, there is clear basis for that as well as the fact that a big company like Hallmark is not gonna be that fucking stupid.  I don't even hear an r unless I'm supposed to be hearing for Engrish.  Context ppl: why the fuck would a "black whore" receive a graduation card?  Come on now.  Crap like this damages the NAACP's reputation and their cause.  Ghey.

[Link posted has video which features the audio from the card.]
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Rama on Jun 14, 2010, 01:14:34 AM
All that space stuff is to just throw you off the scent. Glad these women where smart enough to not fall for it and get to the heart of the issue.
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 14, 2010, 05:14:41 AM
I agree with the NAACP. FUCK WHITEY AND THEIR SHITTY CARDS! Who sends cards anyways?
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 14, 2010, 08:49:01 AM
Only in the USA
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 14, 2010, 03:09:36 PM
GOD DAMN IT WHY ARE AMERICANS SO FUCKING STUPID

THERE IS NO GOD DAMNED FUCKING R YOU MOTHERFUCKING MORONS

PUT YOUR BULLSHIT AGENDAS AWAY GOD DAMN IT
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2010, 03:21:09 PM
All that space stuff is to just throw you off the scent. Glad these women where smart enough to not fall for it and get to the heart of the issue.

Only in the USA

God bless, America or else those Nazis Hoops and Yoyo would've gotten away with it.  The card we got Schmoo actually makes fun of the French rather blatantly and I don't see the, um, NAAFP flinging croissants at anyone.
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 14, 2010, 10:47:17 PM
Only in the USA
Do women not get brutally murdered by Dutch crazies?
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 15, 2010, 12:06:57 PM
Occasionally.
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 15, 2010, 03:29:10 PM
we share something in common. both of our countries have hoes
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 15, 2010, 05:27:17 PM
I thought Peruvian peasants farmed with their hands. /jerk
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 16, 2010, 08:22:52 AM
Potato-eating wierdos.
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 16, 2010, 09:21:32 AM
I thought Peruvian peasants farmed with their hands. /jerk
wat?
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
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Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 16, 2010, 08:04:29 PM
This is what you are talking about, right?
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 22, 2010, 10:05:47 AM
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That. is. SOOOOO. Cute!  A whale of a fail!  :happy:
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Rama on Jun 22, 2010, 11:28:47 AM
Whale Tail? Oh Whale Fail...nevermind.
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: The D on Jun 24, 2010, 07:57:14 PM
Black people think EVERYTHING's racist. Just another thing for them to whine about and get attention. "Hi we're a minority and we're OPPRESSED in this country with it's Black president...." Grow a thick skin and shut up.

If anyone around here has a right to whine about racism it's Hispanics.
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: The D on Jun 24, 2010, 08:38:49 PM
Apparently the term "Black Hole" is racist for ALL blacks:
http://blogs.chron.com/sciguy/archives/2008/07/is_black_hole_a.html
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 26, 2010, 01:34:15 AM
Except they weren't getting after it for saying "black hole", they really thought the card was calling them "whores".
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 26, 2010, 10:38:29 AM
Aren't they, though?
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 27, 2010, 01:12:33 AM
That's not the point.
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Rama on Jun 27, 2010, 01:40:21 AM
Pot calling the kettle black is also racist.
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 27, 2010, 11:07:25 PM
I thought it only was if the pot calls the kettle 'spook', and then the kettle calls some friends and they beat the pot to death with blunt objects. Then, Al Kettleton makes a stand against the anti-Kettle agenda held by an all Pot jury.
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 28, 2010, 01:20:13 AM
So you're saying you're a floral print casserole dish?
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 28, 2010, 11:08:49 AM
So you're saying you're a floral print casserole dish?
Cast-iron Cassoulette.
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2010, 01:18:45 PM
Semi-related due to mention of NAACP... and the fact that Mel Gibson keeps hitting himself with the Stupid Stamp.

Anyway, I think more people need to take a page out of WOW.  Re: Crazy Mel Gibson (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/02/mel-gibson-racist-rant-terrorist-threat-baby-mama-oksana/)

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On that note, a number of members in the Jewish community are probably not surprised by the reports that Gibson, who admitted to “shame,” apologized and went to rehab over the 2006 incident, has been exposed for making even more alleged racial insults.

“I wish I was more surprised. Given Mr. Gibson's history of comments that are degrading to cultures and religions different than his own; there is little reason to believe that in the heat of passion he may say things that he might later come to regret,” L.A-based Rabbi Michael Barclay said.

Gibson’s alleged use of the “N-word” is also being blasted.

"An apology is insufficient given his history of racism, sexism and anti-Semitism,” the President of the Los Angeles chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) Leon Jenkins, told TMZ. “No amount of words will change his image as an out of date and out of control racist."

Meanwhile, Katherine Hull of Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network (RAINN) said bluntly, “If that's his attitude about who is to blame for a rape, I hope he never ends up on a jury.”

However, the Worldwide Organization for Women (WOW) which "promotes women’s understanding of their inherent worth and crucial role in society,” has much larger fish to fry.

“Last I heard, free speech is protected. If women want to ‘punish’ Mel Gibson, they can individually not fund him by not attending his movies, etc,” WOW spokeswoman Abbie Vianes told us. “There are bigger villains to catch - like those involved in trafficking women and children, those participating in female genital mutilation, and those raping women and girls in refugee camps.”
Title: Re: One for your book of stupid.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 02, 2010, 03:03:59 PM
Niggers and Jews.