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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Jun 08, 2010, 09:08:56 PM

Title: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: B E C K on Jun 08, 2010, 09:08:56 PM
Never have I seen so much win with so much fail.  I guess it beats making them teenagers and throwing them in high school.

Mortal Kombat Movie 2010 -
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 08, 2010, 10:17:46 PM
I actually like it.

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Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Rama on Jun 09, 2010, 12:44:47 AM
Eh...I only got to see about 3 mins of it. But from what I can tell they took all the stuff that made Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat out. It could slap other names on the characters and you wouldn't even know it was MK.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 09, 2010, 05:29:52 AM
I think it's a teaser for the new MK game they are announcing next week at E3.

Update: Turns out it's really a movie pitch...BOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 09, 2010, 09:34:05 AM
You put the trailer for MK and didn't put the one for the new season of Jersey Shore??? THE SIN!
http://perezhilton.com/2010-06-07-snooki-is-back-ten-minute-preview-of-jersey-shore

you're welcome
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Derrick on Jun 09, 2010, 07:56:19 PM
Doesn't look as good as the first.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 09, 2010, 08:54:09 PM
Eh...I only got to see about 3 mins of it. But from what I can tell they took all the stuff that made Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat out. It could slap other names on the characters and you wouldn't even know it was MK.

It is more believable than all this cross dimensions stuff.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: B E C K on Jun 09, 2010, 10:15:00 PM
You put the trailer for MK and didn't put the one for the new season of Jersey Shore??? THE SIN!
http://perezhilton.com/2010-06-07-snooki-is-back-ten-minute-preview-of-jersey-shore

you're welcome

No thank you. 


It is more believable than all this cross dimensions stuff.

But I like that part!
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Rama on Jun 10, 2010, 12:45:44 AM
Yeah same here. It was the whole point of the tournament. If they don't have that, then why are they all fighting? Just cause? While I do like a more real approach then past MK movies, I think this may be too real.

Plus I find crossing dimensions more real then a plastic surgeon suddenly becoming an expert in marital arts.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Derrick on Jun 10, 2010, 11:46:40 AM
Also, Harlequinn babies? Ew.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 10, 2010, 09:06:43 PM
Pretty much it is Street Fighter now.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 11, 2010, 08:54:38 AM
Doesn't look as good as the first.
it looks fuuuuuun! but i dont know how they are going to edit all the paparazzis out
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2010, 12:06:25 AM
Plus I find crossing dimensions more real then a plastic surgeon suddenly becoming an expert in marital arts.

Yeah.  If they want gritty realism, save that for the fights etc during Mortal Kombat.  I don't want to see Reptile and Baraka as Earthrealm ppl.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Rama on Jun 14, 2010, 01:00:19 AM
You know what else it's missing. The Mortal Kombat song. It just doesn't seem right without someone yelling "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!" followed by a synth line.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Derrick on Jun 14, 2010, 05:13:41 AM
Like how they included the old Spider-Man theme in the movies.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 14, 2010, 03:03:06 PM
You know what else it's missing. The Mortal Kombat song. It just doesn't seem right without someone yelling "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!" followed by a synth line.

First, I gave you a pellet for this.

Second, WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY PELLETS?
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Rama on Jun 14, 2010, 03:14:18 PM
Because I asked for 111 to represent my Birthday. Jan 11th. Beck had the same same 888 for hers. Course as you can see it's no longer 111. It kinda makes me makes me want to abandon my up till now anonymous attempts to keep people's pellet counts up. Doesn't help someone has been going on a craze of taking them away from people lately. It's hard to keep up with.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
Giving a pellet doesn't take one away from yourself.  I named the removal of a pellet as "Take", but no one actually takes it.  It's just removed.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Rama on Jun 14, 2010, 03:23:28 PM
I know that. I was just doing it for the good Karma. No one wants to see their pellets disappear so I just like to give them back to people when someone else takes them away.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2010, 03:26:16 PM
And then you stick quarters in their parking meters.  As you should.  Since you have a sock full.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Rama on Jun 14, 2010, 03:36:39 PM
That was a long time ago. It's just full of rusty bolts and nail clippings now.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2010, 04:00:58 PM
Well... you're just useless, aren't you?
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Rama on Jun 14, 2010, 04:16:21 PM
Nah...I just hit someone who has quarters with it. Problem solved.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 15, 2010, 03:25:40 PM
Nuri can I have 1023 pellets for my past bday? make it 1030 just to round it up
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 15, 2010, 05:23:57 PM
My birthday is July 10th 1984, so it would be awesome if I could 19840710 pellets. kthx
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Rama on Jun 15, 2010, 05:48:27 PM
Why not just go by the Jewish Calendar and try to weasel the most amount of pellets.

I think it was the year 5745 to them.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 15, 2010, 06:28:18 PM
I can do better than the Jewish calendar. This is what I want

0.12.18.11.2.9 day 1861609 13 Muluk 12 Zek G4 translated into pellets.

Props to those who have a clue.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 16, 2010, 09:22:03 AM
geek
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 16, 2010, 08:02:37 PM
You have no idea, do you?
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 17, 2010, 05:16:09 PM
nope
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 17, 2010, 09:29:37 PM
You should though, considering your county's history.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 21, 2010, 09:23:42 AM
it doesnt look like its a number related to coke, so there!
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Derrick on Jun 21, 2010, 02:45:18 PM
Peru = Cuy Soup
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 22, 2010, 04:25:06 AM
Sooooo, Sawbat makes think of that guy that used to be on one of these forums.mhe had a similar name.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: B E C K on Jun 22, 2010, 09:09:44 AM
My birthday is July 10th 1984, so it would be awesome if I could 19840710 pellets. kthx

Too many.  It maxes out at 65-something or other.

Sooooo, Sawbat makes think of that guy that used to be on one of these forums.mhe had a similar name.

joerammstein
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 22, 2010, 12:32:46 PM
How is that similar?
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Rama on Jun 22, 2010, 02:14:36 PM
Sabat= joerammstein

He is like Lord Voldermort in that way.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 22, 2010, 02:20:49 PM
Seeee, I did not know that. Yes, that is the one I was thinking of. That is right, Joe, I was thinking of you.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: B E C K on Jun 22, 2010, 04:38:33 PM
Sabat= joerammstein

He is like Lord Voldermort in that way.

Yes, Sabat is his past, present, and future.  *spells some shit in the sky all magical and shit*

That is right, Joe, I was thinking of you.

I call those Mondays.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 23, 2010, 11:18:56 AM
Nurii whyyyy does Fiero has 1984 and I only have a measly 130? whyyyy I want more pelletsss :'(
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Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 23, 2010, 07:53:44 PM
Somebody likes me!

Somebody really likes me!
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 23, 2010, 08:15:36 PM
thats racism!
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 23, 2010, 08:37:33 PM
y u mad?
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: B E C K on Jun 24, 2010, 12:59:48 AM
He asked for his day of birth but it didn't fit so I used his year.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 24, 2010, 06:44:02 PM
i was born in the year 2001. just fyi
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 24, 2010, 07:23:06 PM
How is that possible?
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: The D on Jun 24, 2010, 07:34:49 PM
I have to be the only person here with a pellet number that's basically a black hole of pellets.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 25, 2010, 08:18:20 AM
How is that possible?
what, cant i be 9 years old? whats wrong with that
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 25, 2010, 01:54:23 PM
Ah, that should change to 65536, D
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: B E C K on Jun 26, 2010, 01:37:33 AM
I have to be the only person here with a pellet number that's basically a black hole of pellets.

How dare you offend me and my sistas.
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: Fiero on Jun 26, 2010, 01:49:01 AM
/me facepalm.png
Title: Re: Mortal Sawbat!
Post by: B E C K on Jun 26, 2010, 01:55:53 AM
/me racepalm-aka-i-painted-picard-black.gif