The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Delerious Bernie on Nov 05, 2004, 11:08:01 AM
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I'm dizzy and according to this little forehead strip out of the first aid kit, I have a fever of almost 102. :blink:
I'm outta here. :wacko:
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Dare Eddie to kiss you.
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Good GOD! Eddie done knocked her up!! CUT HIS BALLS OFF!!!
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102? Boiled brains! :o Jeez the last time I had a bad fever it was like 104. Shitty shitty shitty feeling.
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You shoulda waited a little bit and thrown up on one of those crazy republican women you work with.
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Good idea, B. I may today - going to the doc around 10; just in for damage control on the desk. :P
And Eddie keeps his balls. At least as of this morning, I KNOW that's not the problem.
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Good idea, B. I may today - going to the doc around 10; just in for damage control on the desk. :P
And Eddie keeps his balls. At least as of this morning, I KNOW that's not the problem.
???
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I GOTS DA CURSE!! AUNT FLO! THE COTTON PONY IS SADDLED UP!!
Try to be discreet and you get question marks.... <_<
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Wow, you too? Kary's all menstrual too, good thing I bought Drumsticks. Mmmm, fudgy.
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I'm PMSing, I can tell because I'm eating more than I usually do!
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*takes away food*
Now Now Chels, you have to maintain that lovely figure of yours. You can't go eating yourself 20 more pounds.
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*cough*desperate*cough*
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Can we change the name of the thread to" I aint got no baby daddy but I'm on the rag"?
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I'm not. Freedom! Carrie is not at the prom.
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Can we change the name of the thread to" I aint got no baby daddy but I'm on the rag"?
No. <_< I'd change it to the "Sinus-infection-that's-migrated-to-my-ear" thread, but there's not enough room. And if guys experienced what feels like a mosh pit of badgers with tasers claws in their guts every month, they wouldn't mock. :P
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Get a ZPack, if you don't have insurance, they should be 50-60 bucks. They are very much worth it.
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Can we change the name of the thread to" I aint got no baby daddy but I'm on the rag"?
No. <_< I'd change it to the "Sinus-infection-that's-migrated-to-my-ear" thread, but there's not enough room. And if guys experienced what feels like a mosh pit of badgers with tasers claws in their guts every month, they wouldn't mock. :P
c'mon man, don't blame us because you have pussy powet on your side. With great powet comes great pain or something like that..
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Hey, I just thought of something - if the government uses the Bible as justification to ban gay marriage, shouldn't women have to stay home during their Term of Uncleanliness every month as is stated in Leviticus? And since Bible-based rulings would be federal laws, our companies would have to continue full salary while we're banned for being ritually Unclean, right? :o
WOOHOO!!!! A week's paid vacation every month!! :D
*sings "Give Me That Old-Time Religion"*
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wait you're moving to canada. No paid vacation every month for you! :P
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Shit. :angry:
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While we're on the subject, are you gonna be able to take all of your animals?
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That's one of the things Eddie has to find out. If we can't, we're going to tough it out here until sanity is restored, if ever. When we got all our critters, it was for the duration for each of their lives. We've only had to find another home for one of our foundlings, and that was because she wasn't happy about sharing attention with the other cats.
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Get a ZPack, if you don't have insurance, they should be 50-60 bucks. They are very much worth it.
A ZPack? Is that like a Gameshark or something? :huh:
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Antibiotics slang. I called my doc, but she says lawsuits are a'flying over over alleged liver damage, plus past users have complained of coffee-ground-like stools. :blink: Must not mix well with Houston water. Anyway, I'm in the disgusting stage they like to call "productive coughing", so I'm on the mend. B)
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Coffee-ground stools... Well it might beat having to go out and buy Folgers every week.