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Title: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on May 21, 2010, 10:08:04 PM
Playing the part of Rodimus Toe will be me.   ;D

:happybirthday:

Thanx, guise!!  ::rips open teddy bear::
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on May 21, 2010, 10:19:17 PM
Haha, that guy. Happy birthday.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on May 21, 2010, 10:27:50 PM
I wanted to log into Facebook to wish him happy belated b-day but Facebook's being an asshole.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on May 21, 2010, 10:37:46 PM
I miss him. Chelsey, too.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on May 21, 2010, 11:20:13 PM
I miss Toe too. *Sign* Someone call me a cracker and tell me to get them a samitch.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: blanktoe on May 23, 2010, 09:25:00 AM
Rama you'll always be my tenth and half favorite cracker! Thanks for the reverse number date birthday wishes errbody.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 23, 2010, 10:36:56 AM
happy bdayyy
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: blanktoe on May 23, 2010, 10:45:08 AM
Faye doesn't love me anymore... :(
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on May 23, 2010, 12:21:08 PM
She just doesn't prefer people of color.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on May 23, 2010, 01:51:04 PM
Rama you'll always be my tenth and half favorite cracker! Thanks for the reverse number date birthday wishes errbody.

Awesome, it was reverse day wishes.  Does this mean you turn a year younger?
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: blanktoe on May 23, 2010, 04:00:43 PM
The numbers of your age reverse. So since I turned 33 that means...oh wait. So much for that.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on May 23, 2010, 10:51:27 PM
Probably should've done this last year.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on May 24, 2010, 01:05:58 AM
So who are the other 9 1/2 people I have to kill to be number one?

1/2? Sounds like I get to kill a midget.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 24, 2010, 09:36:22 AM
The numbers of your age reverse. So since I turned 33 that means...oh wait. So much for that.
You are the age of Jesus! beware
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: blanktoe on May 24, 2010, 05:01:56 PM
So who are the other 9 1/2 people I have to kill to be number one?

1/2? Sounds like I get to kill a midget.
Now that I think about you might actually be lower. There's a lot of sexy ass white broads out there. So I'm gonna need to time to readjust the list.

The numbers of your age reverse. So since I turned 33 that means...oh wait. So much for that.
You are the age of Jesus! beware

Let's skin of copper, hair of wool- chell
beard- chell
perform miracles in bed-chell
turned water into whine- does Kool-Aid count?
Jewish, my last name is Aaron-chell
married a prostitute- chell

You might be on to something Faye.

Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on May 24, 2010, 08:03:33 PM
Rama, you are going to have to kill all the womenfolk. Just let me know, so I can, uh, clean up your .. your, uh .. mess.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on May 24, 2010, 11:27:24 PM
Well do. I'll try to leave all the good parts intact.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on May 25, 2010, 05:23:50 AM
The penis?
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on May 25, 2010, 12:24:41 PM
Sure.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on May 25, 2010, 03:43:03 PM
I prefer eye sockets.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on May 25, 2010, 06:09:50 PM
You sick fuck! Why not just cut open new holes on the body with a knife and have sex them up like a normal person. Eye socket. That's just gross.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on May 25, 2010, 07:17:42 PM
Hey, there is room for everyone when you cut new holes. Good point.

Of course, it just is not the same when they do not scream.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on May 25, 2010, 08:07:22 PM
 :blink:
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on May 25, 2010, 08:07:55 PM
Ocular sex is the shit.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 26, 2010, 08:12:38 AM
married a prostitute- chell


yo wtf son, he didn't marry no prostitute, brah
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on May 26, 2010, 08:35:09 AM
Indeed, the Red Head was just a Jewish ginger. That's fucking creepy.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: blanktoe on May 26, 2010, 12:13:55 PM
married a prostitute- chell


yo wtf son, he didn't marry no prostitute, brah

I'm THE GODDAMN Jesus, I can do whatever I want!
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 26, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Your avatar looks like the World Cup
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: blanktoe on May 26, 2010, 09:46:40 PM
Thanks, your avatar looks like the B Cups.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on May 26, 2010, 10:22:49 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on May 26, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on May 27, 2010, 12:56:34 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 27, 2010, 08:15:08 AM
Thanks, your avatar looks like the B Cups.
They are F cups now ! I upgraded!
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on May 27, 2010, 08:13:26 PM
PICS
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on May 27, 2010, 08:49:00 PM
Indeed. We never get them, sadly.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 28, 2010, 08:34:46 AM
PICS
I put some pics of Lilli on fb, and only one of myself, you can see some boobage there. Even my dad said something about it -_-
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: blanktoe on May 28, 2010, 06:32:17 PM
Jeez, you got married and had a baby? I've missed a lot.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on May 28, 2010, 07:13:12 PM
Yeah... I forgot what your real name is. Shit.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 28, 2010, 08:37:56 PM
HAAHAHA nice. thank you. I remember your name.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on May 29, 2010, 12:56:45 AM
Just post it here. It's probably safer on here than it is on Facebook.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on May 29, 2010, 01:14:34 AM
Just post it here. It's probably safer on here than it is on Facebook.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on May 29, 2010, 07:17:58 PM
Am I wrong!?
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on May 30, 2010, 07:59:02 PM
No. QFT.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: blanktoe on May 31, 2010, 06:35:09 AM
I've seen the pictures on her facebook page. Faye's got some really nice gams!
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 31, 2010, 07:56:36 PM
What's gams?
Also it took me a while to recognize you, I didn't know your real name nor how you looked lol but I saw the friends we had in common and then I realized who you were!
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on May 31, 2010, 08:58:20 PM
So I remembered your name but I did not find the picture in question. So sad.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: blanktoe on May 31, 2010, 11:21:40 PM
What's gams?

gams -A nice, long pair of female legs.


Also it took me a while to recognize you, I didn't know your real name nor how you looked lol but I saw the friends we had in common and then I realized who you were!
That's the same way I found you.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 01, 2010, 12:19:04 AM
Faye's got some really nice gams!

QFT
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Jun 01, 2010, 01:39:37 AM
I think I know all of your names.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 01, 2010, 08:23:05 AM
Faye's got some really nice gams!

QFT
what does QFT means?
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Jun 01, 2010, 11:25:10 AM
Quoted for Truth.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Jun 01, 2010, 01:39:33 PM
In honor of his birthday, I think I shall bequeath to Toe another owl pellet.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 01, 2010, 09:18:31 PM
I hope I get pellets this year, too!
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 02, 2010, 08:12:06 AM
Haha you have only 2 pellets. n00b
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Jun 02, 2010, 10:37:35 AM
I took one of Faye's and gave it to Fiero for that.  That's right, I'm taking from people according to their abilities and giving to people according to their needs.  Communism, bitches!
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 02, 2010, 04:00:40 PM
Yay! Also I have four now. Yay!
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 03, 2010, 10:10:54 PM
*grunt!*  Ah!  There, made you another one.  :D
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 03, 2010, 10:47:14 PM
OMFG SIX

YAHTZEE!

Is that how that works?
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 03, 2010, 10:54:57 PM
I have never played Yahtzee so I'll say yes.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 03, 2010, 10:57:02 PM
SHOW US THE PICS ALREADY
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 03, 2010, 11:03:32 PM
Who pics what did where now?
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 04, 2010, 08:39:46 AM
I took one back from Sam. I was going to take one from Fiero but he's nice. Sam, on the other hand....
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 04, 2010, 04:25:39 PM
Great, another girl who just thinks I am "nice." Can a guy not get a break?
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 04, 2010, 07:02:23 PM
What's wrong with being nice?  That just means the probability of you being a psychopathic drug-addicted puppy-burning violent rapist is relatively slim.  Not that it's not still there, but it's slim.  Congratulations, friend.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 04, 2010, 08:23:47 PM
Well, psychopathic drug-addicted puppy-burning violent rapists seem to get all the hot chicks.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 04, 2010, 09:31:35 PM
Funny, I thought they got a lot of disease-ridden skanks and ended up with numerous guest spots as non-daddies on Maury Povich.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 04, 2010, 09:40:27 PM
Nice guys finish last. Which, chicks should enjoy since furious humping seems to make them happy when it lasts longer.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 04, 2010, 10:12:22 PM
I wish that were true for all ni ... I have said too much.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 04, 2010, 10:23:57 PM
*ding ding*

The conversation needs to return to images of Faye's milk-engorged boobs.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 07, 2010, 05:22:10 PM
It really does.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 07, 2010, 05:47:52 PM
:D Other girls feel free to join in.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Jun 08, 2010, 12:42:39 AM
I don't think that tree has the cat in it.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Jun 08, 2010, 10:12:36 AM
I don't think that'll stop the barking.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 08, 2010, 04:33:36 PM
*ding ding*

The conversation needs to return to images of Faye's milk-engorged boobs.
Did you guys know that the baby can make, with her mind, milk to come out of my boobs? omg i cant tell you how many times I've been in one room and the baby in the other and then she starts crying and milk just starts flowing. This happens with most babies and their moms btw

Did I say this before?
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: blanktoe on Jun 08, 2010, 04:39:21 PM
I know how you feel girl. The samething happens to me when a sexy woman is in the other room.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 08, 2010, 04:48:38 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 08, 2010, 05:52:26 PM
*ding ding*

The conversation needs to return to images of Faye's milk-engorged boobs.
Did you guys know that the baby can make, with her mind, milk to come out of my boobs? omg i cant tell you how many times I've been in one room and the baby in the other and then she starts crying and milk just starts flowing. This happens with most babies and their moms btw

Did I say this before?

That just sounds like millions of years of instinct to me.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 08, 2010, 08:49:30 PM
I know how you feel girl. The samething happens to me when a sexy woman is in the other room.

:lmao:
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 09, 2010, 07:58:10 PM
He has milk-filled moobs?

Why do I now want a bowl of cereal?
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 09, 2010, 08:54:31 PM
You have mommy problems?
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 09, 2010, 10:13:16 PM
He has milk-filled moobs?

Why do I now want a bowl of cereal?

In a bowl shaped like a titty?  :blink:
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Sam on Jun 10, 2010, 09:23:50 AM
Seems like it'd be pretty unstable, what with the nipplage and all that.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 10, 2010, 11:47:37 AM
Seems like it'd be pretty unstable, what with the nipplage and all that.

Balancing it sounds really fun.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2010, 12:15:03 AM
Seems like it'd be pretty unstable, what with the nipplage and all that.

Not if the nipple is shy and not erect.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Rama on Jun 14, 2010, 01:10:50 AM
I would imagine that nip size would also be a factor.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 14, 2010, 05:15:03 AM
I would imagine that nip size would also be a factor.
You fucking racist.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 14, 2010, 08:49:59 AM
I just remembered I wanted to pierce my nips before. Good times
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 14, 2010, 03:07:08 PM
Seems like it'd be pretty unstable, what with the nipplage and all that.

Not if the nipple is shy and not erect.

Or is erect but reversed.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2010, 03:23:26 PM
...and piercing you through your cold black heart.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 14, 2010, 03:57:24 PM
That would be a pretty long nipple.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2010, 04:12:21 PM
Especially when you realize it's jumped out of the window and wrapped itself around the tree.
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 14, 2010, 10:47:48 PM
That's how my uncle died. :(
Title: Re: Belated Rodimus Toe Birthday Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 22, 2010, 10:01:55 AM
Yes, yes, we've all lost uncles that way.