The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on May 04, 2010, 06:13:17 PM
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Which one would get your vote?
Small but full-body images here: http://www.sacultura.com/slideshows/Hottest_Latina_2010_Finalists_images.html?c=n#1
I personally like the one in the grey with the black hair and red stick. And man, a couple of butterfaces really managed to squeak by if they're finalists.
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...but I guess it doesn't make any difference because last year a butterface won. (http://www.sacultura.com/Conexions_Hottest_Latina_contest_under_way.html)
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HOLY FUCKTITS!!! THAT WON!?!!?!!
For this years, I like the gothy one in the middle. She reminds me of Kary.
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Apparently she impressed them with her poise and intelligence. She must have buckets of it because it apparently made the judges forget they were choosing a hot Latina and not a stretch-faced club skank. The make-up certainly does her no favors.
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Uh...was the choices limited to a 3 block radius in LA?
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I am just impressed that some of these girls do not have tattoo eyebrows
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The girl in the lower right wearing black. By a mile.
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Either the one with the red shirt on the first row or the one with the red shirt on the back. The rest look terrible wtf
Omg and dont get me started with last year's winner
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GET STARTED!
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Either the one with the red shirt on the first row or the one with the red shirt on the back. The rest look terrible wtf
Omg and dont get me started with last year's winner
The red shirt in the front row looks like a squirrel or chipmunk or other woodland rodent. I would not kick her out of bed, though.
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Your so desperate you wouldn't kick Joe out of bed.
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Getting with the red shirt is only going to end badly. She is going to get killed as soon as you beam down to the planet.
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Your so desperate you wouldn't kick Joe out of bed.
Joe Rammstein?
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Sure.
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Getting with the red shirt is only going to end badly. She is going to get killed as soon as you beam down to the planet.
:lmao:
I was leaving a message on someone's phone the other day and my screen read "James T" something, I don't remember the last name. And I almost said "This is a message for James Tiberius Kirk."
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Your so desperate you wouldn't kick Joe out of bed.
So untrue. I get laid every few days by my significant. Why am I defending myself? Because I have no self esteem.
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So this is why you ignore my love notes :(
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She made me sign an agreement giving her exclusive rights to my loins.
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Man, those things are like Disney and Mickey Mouse. The rights will never lapse.
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Talking about beauty pageants. Theres this girl here in Peru that is "Miss Cusco" and shes in the Miss Peru pageant. I know her from years cause she used to date my brother. And I dont know how she became Miss Cusco since I dont think shes cute at all. ANYWAYS shes as dumb as a brick and she just proved it to the whole country when a news reporter asked her who was Confucius and she said it was a chinese soldier -_-. They should give these girls a knowledge test before putting them in front of cameras, so embarrasing. Wasnt there a Miss World girl that had a mistake like that with a Confucius question?
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In High School we were taught by a former-miss RI. All the boys were in love with her until we realized she was a cunt. Then we just treated her as such and long story short she only lasted a year.
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Feel free to tell the long story. What made her a cunt?
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She was a beauty queen. How do you expect her to NOT be a cunt?
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To tell you the truth in Peru you dont even have to be from the province to be its representative (ie this girl is from Lima, not Cusco and she's still Miss Cusco). In other words , 90% of the girls are from Lima. And I dont even know how they choose them, is certainly not by the people. I think some woman just get a bunch of girls together and decides who goes for the pageant.
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Feel free to tell the long story. What made her a cunt?
She was a beauty queen. How do you expect her to NOT be a cunt?
Basically this. She was so entitled and such that she never acted like a teacher. It was more like she was married to a rich guy (which she was) and she wanted to reach out to her community (by teaching at a basically all-white high school, we had one black kid but he was blind and adopted by white people). So she acted a bitch and got frustrated. She was extremely hot but just fucking nuts. She'd flip out over basic procrastination and yell at us how we're not acting like normal students and then try to cry her way out of it. Needless to say, we dealt with it accordingly. I myself used to throw skittles and BBs at the white board while she wrote on said board, making a loud popping noise. Others would ask her awful questions that had nothing to do with history, like why do people eat mayonaise? It was a magical time in 8th grade.
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So was she actually dumb or did she know how to answer said questions?
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I have a feeling the answer is going to be that she would just start crying instead of even trying to make an intelligible answer.
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According to the online vote thing, the chick in the back middle has nearly a thousand votes and the Madonna wannabe has under 900. Then the major butterface in the pink has 300 votes and then the girl in the top right corner has a couple hundred. Everyone else is around a hundred votes or less.
http://mysa.upickem.net/engine/Votes.aspx?PageType=VOTING&incrementnumber=1
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they are using a bot. no other explanation
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What. The. Fuck? Those results make no sense. Of course, I'm just judging from this one group photo. Maybe it's deceptive and the other photos tell a different story.
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Or nudes, are there newds?
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Go to the first link and you can see body shots. Go to the link I posted with the votes and click on the girl's name and you'll see a closer face shot.
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If there's no nipples or curly hairs, I'm not going to bother.
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According to the online vote thing, the chick in the back middle has nearly a thousand votes and the Madonna wannabe has under 900. Then the major butterface in the pink has 300 votes and then the girl in the top right corner has a couple hundred. Everyone else is around a hundred votes or less.
http://mysa.upickem.net/engine/Votes.aspx?PageType=VOTING&incrementnumber=1
It's because she's the youngest of the group, she's only 18 and still has that "baby face" look. After looking at all of them, I agree, I think she's the hottest. Although some of the others aren't too bad looking.
Also, your link doesn't work. This one does
http://mysa.upickem.net/engine/Details.aspx?PageType=APPROVED&contestid=16664
1 - horse teeth, nice body though
2 - reminds me of an ugly Mila Kunis
3 - in that shot she's cute but her full body shot on the other page makes her look like Latin Sarah Palin ewww
4 - meh face, nice body
5 - KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! KILL IT NOW!!!
6 - Miss Black Hair Red Lipstick. Not bad looking, although a bit big boned, she makes me think of a German dominatrix.
7 - Ew. Looks like a latino Queen Latifa or something, seriously.
8 - Has a nice body, not bad looking, nose is big though, and reminds me of faye.
9 - Um no.
10 - the cute 18 year old.
I'd pick either 10, 6, or 8
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Still going with Destinee Flores. She reminds me of Krysten Ritter.
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I still like Destninee Flores as well...
BUT WHO THE FUCK NAMES THERE KID DESTINEE?
FUCKING MORONS! THAT IS WHO!
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Or she changed it?
But nah, they probably named her that. I know a girl named Desiree, who's actually not black but hispanic and a hippie.
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I knew a Hispanic girl named Desiree and she was ugly and fat.
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I've been going back and forth to that site with that link. Works fine for me. And no, I don't have an account there so it's not because I'm logged in or some shit
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Yeah, the link worked fine.
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I rechecked the online vote count and Messi-can Madonna is ahead by a wide margin. I can't believe more people didn't vote for Destinee Flores. I wonder how many people voted by paper ballot.
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Chick in the upper left in red won.
From Conexión website:
Christina Garcia
Age: 25
Hometown: Born in Chicago; San Antonio resident for 23 years
Status: Engaged
Who is she: A graduate from the University of Incarnate Word who is now working on her teacher certification.
Childhood celebrity crush: Leonardo DiCaprio
A hot quality is: ‘I think a hot Latina is someone who’s intelligent.’
Advice for young Latinas: ‘Surround yourself with people who empower you... Pass along what you’ve learned.’
Funny, I think a hot Latina is a Latina who looks hot and isn't so stupid or obnoxious she randomly kills boners in her path. Stephen Hawking is intelligent but I wouldn't go calling him a hot Latina.
Also, had a cute face in her earlier photos but seems to have a butter face mojo now that she won. :blink:
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She looks like an average Mexican on the street that I would be happy to bang but would not buy dinner for. Maybe coffee.
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I just wanna know what happened to her face in between those pictures. Her nose is trying to crawl back into her skull or somethin'.
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Nose job?
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If so, that was damn quick.
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OHOHOHHO I WAS RIGHT THEN! I WON!
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And what did you win, Faye Faye?
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Puerto Ricans > Mexicans
And Peruvians get stabbed by guys who also murder Americans.
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And thusly, we are united. Even if someone's guinea pig goes missing, everyone will just blame the Dutch.
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I miss Rumble. I made him so mad by pointing out all the new muslim majority in his country had to do would be to blow up a dyke to end us of the awfulness that is the Netherlands.
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Why would a robot be made about that?
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Because he was Dutch?
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Is it a wooden robot?
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And how!
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And thusly, we are united. Even if someone's guinea pig goes missing, everyone will just blame the Dutch.
If it went missing in South America, you would more likely accuse the neighbor.
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Especially if that neighbor were a damn dirty Dutch.
Take that, Rumble.
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I still think that second photo of the winner looks like a Latin Sarah Palin. It's probably the hair.
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Especially if that neighbor were a damn dirty Dutch.
Take that, Rumble.
LOl he did get really offended. I thought his reaction was a little too ""intense"". I miss him too, we were like batman and robin
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And Peruvians get stabbed by guys who also murder Americans.
What I find funny is how the dad keeps saying that she didnt have sex with him. He has said that like 5834839 times, like its going to erase the fact that they were going to do it, its just that he killed her before they got into it. I mean come on, does he thinks hes going to make the whole world believe his daughter went to the guy's place to play chess? Nah, chola was a hoe.
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Dude.
This guy is fucking insane.
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I'm not your dude, bro
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I'm not your bro, buddy!
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Aw fuck it, some one needs to continue it.
"I'm not your buddy, pal!"
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I'm not your pal, friend!
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I'm not your friend, buddy!
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BLAME CANADA! FOR ALL THAT HOCKEY HULLABALOO! AND THAT CUNT ANNE MURRAY, TOO!
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And the chain is broken. :fingershake:
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<- Chain Breaker :tom:
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Aw fuck it, some one needs to continue it.
"I'm not your buddy, pal!"
Sammy those " " sounded pretentious
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That's because they were.