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Title: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: Siliamgam on Apr 04, 2010, 03:14:21 PM
Apparently Russians don't know the difference between their own language and English. ??? So, they post spam in Russian thinking even IF people read spam posts seriously ever, we'd take the time to either learn Russian or we'd click blindly on Russian links.

FUCK RUSSIA~! >:(
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 04, 2010, 11:00:23 PM
Sold!


















Oh, wait.
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Rama on Apr 05, 2010, 12:42:30 AM
In Russia....yeah you know what just fuck it.
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 06, 2010, 01:31:16 PM
WTF with all these spam monkeys??  :finger:
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Fiero on Apr 06, 2010, 07:03:06 PM
Why are we not just deleting the damn things?
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 07, 2010, 08:44:48 AM
Why are they suddenly coming here?
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Derrick on Apr 07, 2010, 09:05:33 PM
It probably has nothing to do with all this borscht I'm making.
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Fiero on Apr 07, 2010, 09:18:26 PM
Borscht borscht borscht
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Sam on Apr 08, 2010, 10:43:25 AM
Why are we not just deleting the damn things?

I deleted, I think, three of them the other day.  It seems I was mistakenly given powet and I felt like I should use it.
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Rama on Apr 08, 2010, 12:38:30 PM
Wasn't a mistake. You were given them to help control the spam since Beck is so busy. I got them too.
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Sam on Apr 08, 2010, 02:13:59 PM
So I wasn't rebelling at all?  I'm so lame.
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Derrick on Apr 08, 2010, 08:11:52 PM
I also was given emergency powers. :tom:
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 09, 2010, 03:04:00 PM
Be on the lookout for Connie88, latest member with no info in the profile, and use these powers only for good.  With great powet comes great responsibility....
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Rama on Apr 09, 2010, 03:48:33 PM
But I already kidnapped Mary Jane and tied her to the top of the George Washington Bridge.
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Derrick on Apr 09, 2010, 05:33:30 PM
I KNEW YOU WERE THE GREEN GOBLIN! D doesn't have access to that type of technology.
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2010, 07:43:06 PM
Or to girls that old.
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Derrick on Apr 09, 2010, 08:18:10 PM
I'm trying to pull him away from that stereotype, but you keep bringing it back in! Seriously, who hasn't lusted after a 4 year old?
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2010, 08:26:11 PM
Just enough people for it to matter.
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2010, 08:57:05 PM
As if the Russians didn't need another strike against them... They eat cute girls.  :( (http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/world/2010-04/09/c_13243777.htm)
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Derrick on Apr 09, 2010, 10:46:28 PM
Goths are just awful people.
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Fiero on Apr 09, 2010, 11:29:57 PM
"They explained they were hungry and drunk."

Eat the fucking potatoes by themselves, ass holes!
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 10, 2010, 12:41:33 PM
Goths are just awful people.

No telling if this guy was a goth since there's no picture there: Russian cannibal who ate mother has sentence reduced 'because he was hungry'  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/6543233/Russian-cannibal-who-ate-mother-has-sentence-reduced-because-he-was-hungry.html)
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Rama on Apr 10, 2010, 04:05:53 PM
That's why you never get to hungry or too drunk.
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2010, 12:01:22 AM
This pic made me lol (and I guess its the appropiate place to put it)
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Fiero on Apr 11, 2010, 01:08:57 AM
Jesus fuck.
Title: Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
Post by: Derrick on Apr 11, 2010, 05:47:22 PM
I think the 'Polish Pilot' jokes just made alot more ground.
Title: Go Away, Far Away, and never return.
Post by: Siliamgam on Apr 24, 2010, 02:04:04 PM
How in the sam hill is this banned dude this managing to post?!?  ??? :fingershake: :goddammit:
Title: Re: Go Away, Far Away, and never return.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 25, 2010, 02:53:46 PM
wha?
Title: юридические
Post by: Siliamgam on Apr 26, 2010, 04:24:57 PM
Play the Korobeiniki
Title: Re: юридические
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 27, 2010, 09:28:51 AM
damnit i want to edit one of these spammers post but never get here on time! argh!
Title: Re: юридические
Post by: Rama on Apr 27, 2010, 12:30:40 PM
Same here. I guess I'll need to start taking on a Russian sleeping pattern if I want to do so.
Title: Re: юридические
Post by: Derrick on Apr 27, 2010, 01:03:02 PM
They are experts at ban evasion.
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2010, 09:59:50 PM
In Soviet Russia, user bans you.
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: Fiero on Apr 28, 2010, 07:39:50 PM
In Soviet Russia is the worst meme on the internet short of Millhouse.
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 01, 2010, 08:31:47 AM
dude what, that thing has been out since the movie came out, its not a meme wtf
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: Fiero on May 01, 2010, 11:46:43 AM
How is it not a meme? And what movie?
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: B E C K on May 01, 2010, 09:59:27 PM
Exactly!
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 02, 2010, 06:13:59 AM
theres a movie that had that line in its dialogue, i cant remember which one though
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: Fiero on May 02, 2010, 06:49:28 PM
If you can not remember, then it does not exist.
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: Rama on May 03, 2010, 01:23:28 AM
I wish that was true.

I had forgot about the Punisher: War Zone movie till today, but sadly it still existed in that time.
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: Fiero on May 03, 2010, 02:16:13 AM
One of my room mates loves that movie to a fault. He loves all comic book movies to a fault. Even Daredevil. He is not overly fond of Spider-Man 3, though.
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: Derrick on May 03, 2010, 10:29:53 AM
Sounds like a fag.
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: Fiero on May 03, 2010, 01:32:11 PM
He does, does he not?
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: B E C K on May 03, 2010, 08:56:54 PM
He's baking Matt Murdock butt brownies for sure.
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: Rama on May 04, 2010, 12:19:23 AM
He's Norman Osborn: The Butt Goblin!
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: Derrick on May 04, 2010, 06:01:52 AM
Captain Buttfucka!
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: Sam on May 04, 2010, 11:27:36 AM
dude what, that thing has been out since the movie came out, its not a meme wtf

What movie?  That phrasing has been around since Yakov Smirnoff first used it in the 80's.
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: B E C K on May 04, 2010, 12:33:59 PM
May his soul rest in peace.
























What?  Still alive?
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: Rama on May 04, 2010, 12:36:27 PM
and performing daily in beautiful Branson Missouri. Seriously you can see his theater from the highway.
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: B E C K on May 04, 2010, 12:41:46 PM
Grab yer firewerks and yer pr0n and watch and drink you some Smirnoff?
Title: Re: AKA Russian Bullshit
Post by: Rama on May 04, 2010, 12:55:31 PM
It's a party. As long as Yakov doesn't take a bottle rocket to eye. Or worse.