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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Mar 22, 2010, 11:13:18 PM

Title: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 22, 2010, 11:13:18 PM

But I forget why I made today that or why.  Dang!  :poo:

Title: Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
Post by: Derrick on Mar 23, 2010, 06:45:30 PM

Because it's awful and eventually will get bloated?

Title: Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
Post by: Rama on Mar 24, 2010, 03:50:53 PM

Bring in the green women that we may have sex with them!

Title: Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 24, 2010, 09:12:51 PM

Turns out it was Billy Shatner's b-day yesterday.  He's like 79 or some shit.  I knew I did that for a reason.

Title: Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
Post by: Fiero on Mar 25, 2010, 03:17:56 PM

The most obvious one, at that.

Title: Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 25, 2010, 06:46:41 PM

I saw like 10 minutes of Boston Legal the other day. The ole man's eyes look as if he was high the whole time. They are WEIRD

Title: Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
Post by: Derrick on Mar 25, 2010, 08:26:46 PM

He probably is high. Massachusetts (and soon RI) has decriminalized marijuana posession under an ounce.

Title: Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
Post by: The D on Mar 26, 2010, 01:19:08 PM

Captain Kirk is climbing the mountain.

Why is he climbing the mountain?  :joe:

Title: Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
Post by: Rama on Mar 26, 2010, 02:30:53 PM

To get away from the Gorn. Duh!!!

Title: Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 26, 2010, 05:41:38 PM

As long he doesn't end up falling off of a ladder.  That'd just be stupid.

Title: Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
Post by: Derrick on Mar 26, 2010, 05:49:15 PM

Too bad many wives fell in their pools and got all bloaty.