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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Nov 04, 2004, 04:42:13 PM

Title: Jizz you fucking fanboys, jizz!
Post by: The D on Nov 04, 2004, 04:42:13 PM
Today a teaser trailer for Episode 3 came out on the web. It will also be shown before The Incredibles.

It's kinda annoying because half of it is from the other movies, and only half is original footage.

But it looks pretty cool anyways.

Since I got it from someone who directly sent it to me, I can't give it to you to download, so I'll show pics instead. :D

Edit:
Well, I DID find links to places that had the trailers, but I lost them when IE decided to be a cunt and crash on me, being the cunt Microsoft is. So give me a little while and I'll put them up... as well as putting up the pics after I shrink them a little.

Edit 2:
ttp://www.doomedop.com/downloads/ep3trailer.mov
ttp://www.tetrixenterprises.com/trailer.mov[/URL]
ttp://ww2.netnitco.net/~rustedshut/filez/ep3trailer.mov
 
Title: Jizz you fucking fanboys, jizz!
Post by: The D on Nov 04, 2004, 05:01:31 PM
The reason the images were so big when I downloaded them is they were all GIF. Dumbasses.

Wookie army!
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Post by: The D on Nov 04, 2004, 05:06:00 PM
Someone needs a facelift.

There's more, but I don't want to spoil anything for anyone who doesn't want to be spoiled.
 
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 04, 2004, 05:17:13 PM
i want to be spoiled.
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Post by: The D on Nov 04, 2004, 05:53:51 PM
Screw you, that's what the links to the trailer are for.


I can tell you this though, and it's not in the trailer. I saw a pic that explains WHY Anakin has to wear the Vader suit. It's pretty easy to figure out actually.

In the other movies, it's explained that the reason Vader wears the suit is because the Dark Side is destroying him. If that was the real case, why doesn't it do the same to other Sith members, like Sidous, or Maul? Maybe Anakin doesn't have control over the dark side like they do...

or maybe.......*CENSORED*





*continues to drool over the Dreadnaught battle over Corusant*
Title: Jizz you fucking fanboys, jizz!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 04, 2004, 05:56:26 PM
JOURNAL OF THE WHILLS!!!
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 04, 2004, 06:05:45 PM
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JOURNAL OF THE WHILLS!!!
Isn't that what St*r WarzzZZ was originally called?

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Screw you, that's what the links to the trailer are for.


I can tell you this though, and it's not in the trailer. I saw a pic that explains WHY Anakin has to wear the Vader suit. It's pretty easy to figure out actually.

In the other movies, it's explained that the reason Vader wears the suit is because the Dark Side is destroying him. If that was the real case, why doesn't it do the same to other Sith members, like Sidous, or Maul? Maybe Anakin doesn't have control over the dark side like they do...

or maybe.......*CENSORED*

Screw you!! I've seen a pic of fried Anakin and if you've seen the pic you'll know why he has to wear the suit.
Title: Jizz you fucking fanboys, jizz!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 04, 2004, 07:48:57 PM
yeah, it's like the simi... whatever from LotRs, and it's gonna show up.
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 04, 2004, 09:41:23 PM
So Lucas is gonna realease the JOURNAL OF THE WHILLS as a book?
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 04, 2004, 10:16:18 PM
ttp is not a valid protocol you asshole.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 04, 2004, 11:42:45 PM
No, it will be mentioned to Yoda, and basically it will be like history of the world/bible, and Yoda might gain a copy.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 05, 2004, 12:58:20 AM
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i want to be spoiled.
Anakin is Darth Vader.  SHHH.  Don't tell anyone I told you!
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Post by: The D on Nov 08, 2004, 01:10:27 PM
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ttp is not a valid protocol you asshole.
I did that so I didn't directly link to their servers and have them trace back to this board and be like "Stop linking to our servers bastards!"

Just add the h in front of the links, you cunt.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 08, 2004, 02:39:24 PM
Fiero needs things properly illustrated because he is a special boy ^_^
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 08, 2004, 04:09:42 PM
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i want to be spoiled.
Anakin is Darth Vader.  SHHH.  Don't tell anyone I told you!
Noway!! Everybody knows that Darth Vader is James Earl Jones!!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 08, 2004, 04:23:26 PM
Blame the black dude! Well... it does make more sense.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 09, 2004, 01:46:01 AM
He's a crusty old white man underneath that suit, he's not James Earl Jones.  Besides, Jones is Mufasa.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 09, 2004, 07:55:15 AM
David Prowse is not crusty, he can bench both you and Bitch.
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 09, 2004, 11:09:20 AM
If Prowse is so strong why can't he force George to let him play Vader again?

Mufasa wasa pussy!
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 09, 2004, 11:18:54 AM
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David Prowse is not crusty, he can bench both you and Bitch.
I don't wanna be benched by a crusty old man.:|
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 09, 2004, 01:50:23 PM
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If Prowse is so strong why can't he force George to let him play Vader again?

Mufasa wasa pussy!
Because a guy in a blue CG suit will do it for a buck fifty.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 09, 2004, 10:45:01 PM
And then he'll mop the floors afterwards.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 09, 2004, 10:49:42 PM
Exactly. In 1977, Carrie Fischer said it best. If George could use computers to replace actors, we wouldn't have this job.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 09, 2004, 10:51:04 PM
Word vomit, oh no, It must be said again.  Fuck a George Lucas!  If he ever gets to it, Willow 2 is gonna be completely CGI.
Title: Jizz you fucking fanboys, jizz!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 09, 2004, 10:51:43 PM
@.x;
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 09, 2004, 10:54:18 PM
Indiana Jones 4 is also gonna be full of CGI, since they'll at least have to edit out Harrison Ford's walker.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 09, 2004, 10:55:11 PM
<_< THAT

..was uncalled for.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 09, 2004, 10:59:47 PM
Was not.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 10, 2004, 08:18:48 AM
:lol: !  My brother & I both had Harrison Ford crushes.  He's the only man we ever agreed on.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 10, 2004, 11:55:43 AM
Ahh, togetherness.
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 10, 2004, 01:24:34 PM
My girlfriend's mom has a crush on Ford, so I can't even think of him as attractive, because all that happens is me getting images of Cecilia's mom with him pushing her against a wall.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 10, 2004, 03:46:48 PM
Think of him playing tail-gunner with my brother. That ought to take care of the problem.
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 10, 2004, 06:33:28 PM
:blink:  cured.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 10, 2004, 06:41:12 PM
That is so gay.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 10, 2004, 07:09:34 PM
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:lol: !  My brother & I both had Harrison Ford crushes.  He's the only man we ever agreed on.
nooooo, what about richard gere?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 10, 2004, 07:39:28 PM
Now that guy is gay.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2004, 12:24:32 AM
I had a mild crush on Harrison Ford before he aged and started dating a skeleton.

Richard Gere is so blah.
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 11, 2004, 10:40:53 AM
harrison is angry old bitch now. FUCK HIM!
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Post by: gwynn on Nov 11, 2004, 12:52:03 PM
dont knock Gere till youve seen him in Chicago, even i wanted him after i saw that
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 11, 2004, 01:25:29 PM
Richard Gere is cool.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 11, 2004, 03:16:50 PM
Does nothing for me.  My ideal older man is Alan Rickman.  :wub:  
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2004, 10:44:46 PM
Old Gere, young Gere I just never cared for either of him.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 11, 2004, 10:53:58 PM
Neither did the Gerbil...
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2004, 11:22:12 PM
the Gerbil?
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 11, 2004, 11:57:43 PM
I think he's implying Gere is gay and shoves gerbils in his arse.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 12, 2004, 12:24:22 AM
Why yes, yes I was.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2004, 01:44:18 AM
I guess that makes sense.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 16, 2004, 12:56:25 PM
JIZZ SOME MORE!!!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 16, 2004, 01:24:23 PM
Who the hell's gonna mop up in here?  :angry:  
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Post by: The D on Nov 16, 2004, 04:33:07 PM
Oh yay, another scene where Yoda bounces around like a rubber ball and waves a sword around like a psycho.

Ok, so when I first saw that scene in Episode 2, it looked kinda cool, but then again, I feel it demeans Yoda's appearance as a wise pacifist. True, there might have been no other way for him to fight, but it did look pretty silly.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 16, 2004, 08:28:19 PM
O.o why? Yoda was one of the foremost Jedi masters, and not a pussy. He lived through the Jedi purge.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 16, 2004, 08:43:51 PM
he looks like the chubby twin of gollum
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 16, 2004, 11:30:36 PM
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he looks like the chubby twin of gollum
 :lol:  you should podt that at St*r WarzzZZ message board. I'm sure they'll find it real funny!   :lol:  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 17, 2004, 01:02:30 AM
Yoda is so cute, and much less psychotic than Gollum. He'd be the good twin.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 18, 2004, 12:09:00 AM
That picture makes me want to knock him over and steal his walking stick.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 18, 2004, 01:28:35 AM
He would chop you in half with his lightsaber!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 18, 2004, 08:36:30 AM
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That picture makes me want to knock him over and steal his walking stick.

Ew.  In the ROTJ novel, he's always chewing on it.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 18, 2004, 10:16:35 AM
That's because it's made of a mild narcotic.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 18, 2004, 11:28:09 PM
I thought it was because he doesn't have a penis.... you know, to chew on.
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 18, 2004, 11:34:10 PM
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I thought it was because he doesn't have a penis.... you know, to chew on.
*chews on penis*
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 19, 2004, 02:24:58 PM
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*chews on penis*

You own or a friend's?  :P  
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 19, 2004, 11:34:30 PM
His archnemesis Negaduck's.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 20, 2004, 12:10:01 AM
Professor Chaos!!!
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 20, 2004, 11:47:02 AM
No, a friend lent my his for the weekend.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 22, 2004, 02:56:54 PM
That was nice of him.