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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Extra Zero 08 on Nov 03, 2004, 02:25:33 PM

Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Extra Zero 08 on Nov 03, 2004, 02:25:33 PM
Every computer in this house is fucked with viruses.  I won't be back for some time, but I figured I might as well say "hi".   My next computer will probably be a Mac.  Fuck Windows based viruses, thank you very much.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 03, 2004, 02:27:02 PM
...or you could just save some money and buy an anti-virus? Or clean out spyware?

I don't see how people get all these viruses...?
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 03, 2004, 06:40:28 PM
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Every computer in this house is fucked with viruses.  I won't be back for some time, but I figured I might as well say "hi".   My next computer will probably be a Mac.  Fuck Windows based viruses, thank you very much.
word. windows sucks. my next one is gonna be a mac too. fuck gates
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Max Con on Nov 03, 2004, 07:44:00 PM
You only get viruses on Windows if you're too dumb to stop them.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 03, 2004, 08:40:57 PM
"Daddy, I downloaded a new game!"
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 03, 2004, 08:51:43 PM
i dont get viruses, i just get 100000 pop ups even tho i have like 2-3 pop ups blockers
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 03, 2004, 09:19:32 PM
You have spyware then.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: B E C K on Nov 03, 2004, 11:37:57 PM
Can't you buy a nerd or something to fix that?
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 03, 2004, 11:47:31 PM
Offer a gay one oral sex.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: B E C K on Nov 03, 2004, 11:48:55 PM
Why a gay one?
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 03, 2004, 11:53:19 PM
That way Faye can call me homophobic.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: B E C K on Nov 03, 2004, 11:55:48 PM
=/
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 03, 2004, 11:58:22 PM
That or I was talking about Extra Zero, and I was trying to be funny. I should try not to do it all the time, cuz when it fails I get yelled at.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: B E C K on Nov 04, 2004, 12:06:46 AM
Maybe you should adopt a straight man alter ego to bounce jokes off of.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 04, 2004, 12:29:14 AM
I should have the Queer eye guys redo me.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: B E C K on Nov 04, 2004, 12:30:33 AM
Somebody cue the theme music.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 04, 2004, 12:33:24 AM
I need a haircut anyways.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: B E C K on Nov 04, 2004, 12:35:46 AM
And a fasionable belt... and a pocket square.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 04, 2004, 12:57:55 AM
And product!
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: B E C K on Nov 04, 2004, 01:29:10 AM
And a manicure!
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 04, 2004, 01:34:37 AM
Really? I didn't think so at first... :(
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: B E C K on Nov 04, 2004, 01:36:59 AM
Yeah, well, .....yeah.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 04, 2004, 01:38:31 AM
Well now I feel just awful.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: B E C K on Nov 04, 2004, 01:45:56 AM
Nothing redecorating your room won't fix.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 04, 2004, 01:49:18 AM
I doubt it, unless it's with nekid women I doubt I will be happy.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: B E C K on Nov 04, 2004, 02:10:10 AM
Looks like it's time for Kary to paint in the nude.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Guest on Nov 04, 2004, 09:25:16 AM
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I should have the Queer eye guys redo me.
no. they cant do miracles
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 04, 2004, 10:15:10 AM
Since when? You're saying that gay people are inept and stupid!? And you want to treat them like a pizza!? ACK!
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: blanktoe on Nov 04, 2004, 10:26:59 AM
ASlong gay people buy me nice cloths and decorate my house, they can do no wrong.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 04, 2004, 10:46:14 AM
Too bad they can't marry each other.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 04, 2004, 03:52:38 PM
Some comedian said that if the fundies want gay people to quit having sex, they should let them get married cause that's what happens whenever one of his buddies gets married.  :P  
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: B E C K on Nov 05, 2004, 01:26:37 AM
I shall open up the Church of Nuriko and marry off gay people.  They'll get a certificate of marriage by the Church of Nuriko and a gift certificate at Pottery Barn.  It's a flawless plan!





....until some crazed fundie shoots me in a dark parking lot.
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 05, 2004, 02:12:24 AM
What a cool church. Can I be an archbishop, and dye my hair random colors all the time?
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: B E C K on Nov 05, 2004, 02:50:23 AM
Can you?  Dyeing your hair is practically a requirement!
Title: Been Awhile
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 05, 2004, 04:11:07 AM
Cool. I can make people say Hail Nuris now. :D