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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Aug 05, 2004, 04:29:06 PM

Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 05, 2004, 04:29:06 PM: Benefits producer who makes at least 150K is wandering around in the vicinity of one of our fax machines. I walk up, put my fax in & start dialing.

Him: Hey...you mean you can dial a fax before the other one comes back?

Me: Um...yeah. It has storage memory.

Him: Oh, WOW! That's great!! Just dial nine like usual?

Me: Yep!

I return for my confirmation & see he's faxed a credit card number for reservations in Belize for a week.

So why is this dipshit rich & going to Belize & I'm not? :angry:
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 05, 2004, 04:56:31 PM: because life sucks.
the idiots always get ahead while the intelligent (a great minority) are screwed out of everything.
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: poppy G on Aug 05, 2004, 07:52:34 PM: Is he a born into wealth and privilege kind of idiot?
Those are the worst.
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: B E C K on Aug 06, 2004, 08:17:57 AM: Will a meteor to crash into Belize while he's staying there.
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 06, 2004, 09:24:43 AM: <---- loves her wealth and powet class

actually i have that class in half an hour wooooo!!
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: B E C K on Aug 06, 2004, 09:54:41 AM: There's a class in that? Does it include a trip to Belize?
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: tomduo on Aug 06, 2004, 10:39:51 AM: Quote
There's a class in that? Does it include a trip to Belize?
I wonder how long it will take them to raid the complex, thus removing Faye's dad from powet over the villages. VIVA LE REVOLUTION!!!

But what can I say, I'm a white male... :D
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 06, 2004, 11:50:34 AM: Sayquon (one of the servers) got fired about a month ago because he left work through the back door instead of the front. Dumbass.
The odd thing is, he was hired to replace Paul, who got fired because HE waled out the back door.
My stepsister is 74 inches tall and a lesbian.
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: B E C K on Aug 06, 2004, 12:11:45 PM: Why do you get fired for leaving out of the back?
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 06, 2004, 12:20:00 PM: It's not proper procedure for a number of reasons. That's the general rule in most restaraunts, it's just that no one ever breaks it, so it never comes up.
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: B E C K on Aug 06, 2004, 12:30:30 PM: It's a rule here, too, but they never get even a little bit upset if you use the back. I guess the management at my store is just lax.
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 06, 2004, 12:40:32 PM: Get them all fired. Do it.
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: B E C K on Aug 06, 2004, 12:56:12 PM: Almost no one ever gets fired. Their hours are reduced and they're given shit work until they quit.
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 06, 2004, 12:57:16 PM: Oooooh. I LOVE that crap. Darden restaraunts never do tha tshit. Widely enforced policy.
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 06, 2004, 02:17:30 PM: Quote

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There's a class in that? Does it include a trip to Belize?
I wonder how long it will take them to raid the complex, thus removing Faye's dad from powet over the villages. VIVA LE REVOLUTION!!!

But what can I say, I'm a white male... :D
yeah,fuck you

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There's a class in that? Does it include a trip to Belize?
nope:(
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: tomduo on Aug 06, 2004, 05:21:08 PM: Quote

Quote

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There's a class in that? Does it include a trip to Belize?
I wonder how long it will take them to raid the complex, thus removing Faye's dad from powet over the villages. VIVA LE REVOLUTION!!!

But what can I say, I'm a white male... :D
yeah,fuck you
Hey, I wouldn't trade being a white american male for anything.
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 06, 2004, 06:12:17 PM: Amen.
Title: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: Fiero on Aug 06, 2004, 08:20:50 PM: I'm not white, well, not enitrely. My arms, neck and lower legs are pretty much red. The rest of me a very pale peach-pink-white color.
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 04:09:31 AM: MegatronYES, come back! At least I can still get my Dert fix on Facebook.

Patented Page 67 Bump-Ba-Bump!
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 04:11:07 AM: Damn it, you made me think Bernie was back for half a second. I liked Bernie. For shame.
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 04:13:20 AM: Bernie comes and goes like seasons. Like boys. To Fergie. In a song. Named after Fergie. The title escapes me.
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: joe on Nov 13, 2010, 04:38:52 AM: I miss Bernie too. I used to flirt with her all the time, and I think she got a kick out of it. But then after one of my long sojourns from this place, I returned and she was having none of it. It was like she didn't even want to acknowledge me. So I felt bad and went away again.

Then the next time I came back she was gone. And that wasn't even this time, that was like... two or three times ago.

I don't know. I lose track of time so easily. This thread is from 2004, for instance. That blows me away.
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 04:41:58 AM: I dunno if you were around for it but she used to be able to browse me from work. Then it became blocked because it was a social site or some shit and her time here significantly diminished.
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: joe on Nov 13, 2010, 05:02:34 AM: That would explain it. I wonder if she ever adopted or anything. I remember she really hated children, the very idea of children. So probably not.
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 05:04:13 AM: She was child-free so no, I'd expect not. Adopted more animals maybe. :)
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: joe on Nov 13, 2010, 05:29:02 AM: Yeah, yeah. Right. She was a cat lady. Only she had a boyfriend too. Husband? Looking back, it's all a bit fuzzy...
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 05:30:45 AM: You know, I plumb forgot. At least common-law, I'd think.
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: joe on Nov 13, 2010, 05:59:53 AM: I think his name was Eddy. Or Eddie.
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 02:48:40 PM: It was one of these:
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 05:58:00 PM: It was Eddie I think. And it was common-Law, I believe.
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 13, 2010, 10:28:30 PM: She got married .

I feel old as fuck
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2010, 10:43:33 PM: Why, kiddo?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 14, 2010, 02:51:13 AM: 2004 seems so far away!
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 14, 2010, 07:16:04 PM: At wait until we're at 2014 to lament your old age. :)
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: Rama on Nov 14, 2010, 10:32:32 PM: By then the aliens will have landed with their anti-aging technology.

And anal probes. So good times for everyone.
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: joe on Nov 14, 2010, 11:07:54 PM: How did Faye manage to keep in touch with Bernie when no one else did?

There's only one logical explanation -- they're actually the same person.

ChopperFace69.
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 14, 2010, 11:10:07 PM: No, that's me. And you.
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: joe on Nov 14, 2010, 11:20:48 PM: Hahaha. Riiiiiight.

You're gonna blow the operation!
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: Rama on Nov 14, 2010, 11:49:08 PM: Wait...I can read that. My life is in danger now!
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: B E C K on Nov 15, 2010, 03:02:03 AM: Shoot, rly? I had to highlight it, search it with Google, and read what came up in the search box.
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: Rama on Nov 15, 2010, 12:38:59 PM: No...not really. I copy and pasted it into word.
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: Sam on Nov 15, 2010, 01:38:21 PM: I simply abused my moderator privileges.
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 15, 2010, 07:14:22 PM: Quote from: joerammstein on Nov 14, 2010, 11:07:54 PM
How did Faye manage to keep in touch with Bernie when no one else did?

There's only one logical explanation -- they're actually the same person.

ChopperFace69.
Whatchu talkin' about Willis? SHe said it on this board. I'm surprised nobody else remembers it
Title: Re: Good example of idiots I work with
Post by: B E C K on Nov 15, 2010, 08:21:24 PM: I was just shitting about forgetting Eddie but my memory is admittedly rusty so I didn't recall the actual out-and-out marriage part off the top of my head.