The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Mar 19, 2010, 01:56:27 PM
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Sorry; I was a bit
drunk busy. Finally I can access the forum from work again. :poo:
Let me preface this by saying that Eddie & I are perfectly happy; nothing wrong, etc. Nothin' gonna happen. :nono: But someone apparently has a crush on me and hey, I'm damn flattered. He's a server at a restaurant I frequent and we clicked immediately. 6'3", fucking gorgeous Hispanic guy, all onyx and smoky topaz coloring with liquid midnight eyes. Got the crush news from two sources, male & female, so I'm not doubting. It's just that he's....
um....
well....
Hey, how about that Sidney Crosby OT goal in the Gold Medal game??!! ;D
Dammit.... he's...uh, twenty-one.
*hides*
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Take a dip in his fountain of youth.
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Check with your mate and see if he wants to run a threesome? Some dudes love MMF threesomes. I could never, but then I am a male lesbian.
Edit: Me and Kary celebrated by destroying a case of beer and making some Gaelic beef stew in lieu of corned beef.
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I used to really enjoy watching MFM threesomes in films, but finally one day I just thought to myself, "No. That is a little too slutty for me." Yeah. I am saying this about pornography actresses.
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I tend not to like cock in films. Girlfriends Films make the most perfect lesbian pornography ever. Mucho-kissing and all that stuff. :D
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MFM is the first step on your road to homosexuality. The second is letting Derrick take you from behind.
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I'm gentle, it's not that bad.
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I celebrated Patty Day early in Kentucky with some friends, and then came home and dipped into a "my 20s are slipping away and I'm a worthless ugly waste" type depression.
I could use some more wine.
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Also, sex.
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Wine and sex is great.
I rarely get turned on by lesbian pr0n. I rather like to live vicariously through the man who actually gets to bang the babe. I feel uncomfortable living vicariously living through women. It just does not work for me.
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I can't get into seeing a cock.
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I do not look at the cock.
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Of course you do. You just said you're living through the guy, that means cock. 90% of the shots will show cock.
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I wanted to bake those delicious sweet irish potatoes thingies but got lazy :-( and of course i didn't drink :-(
Bernie, I give you 1 more month, 2 at the most lol
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Till I get bored or suggest a threesome? :laugh:
Never happen. Eddie was fuming because I mentioned my ex in telling some stories at the Saturday night pub gathering, and he was getting a pot belly last time we saw him. Sheesh. ::)
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No. I do not look at the cock. I look at the woman riding the cock.
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Still cock.
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Still not looking at the cock.
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Threeways ain't all that - sorry, pron industry. :laugh:
He greeted me today with a bag of goodies he'd baked the day before - bread pudding squares, walnut cheese bread and cheese crisps. :hungry: Guess he doesn't think I need to lose any weight. :P
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Or he is a cannibal and he is fattening you up.
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He's going to make a suit of your skin. First he fattens you up, then makes you loose lot of weight so he knows it'll fit!
It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.
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Would ya?
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or else* it
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Still not looking at the cock.
Aren't you just looking at the cock and pretending it's your cock? I don't think that gay or nothing, but aren't you?
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Not exactly, I look at the way the woman's vagina moves along the man's penis, and surely I imagine my penis there, but I do not really look at the cock. It is a hard thing to explain correctly.
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Just admit you like the cock, there's nothing gay about that unless there's two men in the video and no women. Three men, however, isn't gay.
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I do not like the cock.
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He's going to make a suit of your skin. First he fattens you up, then makes you loose lot of weight so he knows it'll fit!
Imagine his surprise then when I step out of it like a snake. >:D
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Wait...Snake Woman. Didn't I see you at the 1988 state fair?
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I was 5 at the time, so what do I care?
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Shit, I was 4.
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That's the year my suspected cannibal bishonen was born, so apparently I have to shed every 21 years. And here I thought I had gotten so scrawny when I was 21 from a broken heart. 8)