The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Mar 09, 2010, 03:21:18 PM
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http://keysnews.com/node/21349
"Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat."
She was with her ex husband and going to see her bf? thats a nice ex husband she has right there
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Oh and this one is hilarious
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0308101milk1.html
"Lactating Kentuckian charged with squirting liquid into jailer's face"
I think she was using an old old ninja technique
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Yeah...A moving car, my privates, and a razor are three things I've never want to mix.
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Eh, it's alot easier than it sounds. Kary won't let me do it anymore, though.
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What, shave your balls?
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http://keysnews.com/node/21349
"Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat."
She was with her ex husband and going to see her bf? thats a nice ex husband she has right there
You know they just fucked.
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What, shave your balls?
Yeah. How else am I going to stay aerodynamic?
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You could always wear a swim cap...on your balls.
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Are you fucking kidding me? Why would I walk around with a constrictive piece of latex strangling air from my precious coin-purse? It's so much safer to practice hair-removal techniques whilst traveling 80 down the inter-state. I converted my cupholder to an after-shave dispenser. :tom:
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So what you are saying is you put your aftershave into the cupholder?
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I'm reminded of that chick giving road-head and they got into a crash and she done bit it off by golly.
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By golly that was a funny story, but I sure did cringe.
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You shore did. SHORE. Buuuu-ddy.
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Is he wearing a Lost t-shirt?
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I watched Encino Man again. Megan Ward was so hot in that movie. She was OK in PCU, but so much better in Encino Man. It's a shame she's a soap actress now so I never see her. It's a shame.
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You know they just fucked.
oh shit I didnt realize that until you said it. THat makes more sense now huh
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I'm trying to imagine balls so furry they need mowing.
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You know they just fucked.
oh shit I didnt realize that until you said it. THat makes more sense now huh
Ex hubby likes it furry, and the boyfriend likes it shaved.
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I'm trying to imagine balls so furry they need mowing.
I keep mine tastefully shorn.
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All balls are hairy unfortunately. I always wondered how men can shave them. Like, arent they afraid they'll get cut?? they are oddly shaped.
Requesting a video.
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I use electric clippers.
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I just want one of the guys to post "I use tweezers".
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I'd pay a guy 20 bucks if he waxed his balls
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How about one of those ancient Epilators that yanked the hair out with a vibrating wire coil? Ah, good times....
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I never tried that one, seems intriguing... Once I waxed my ex's back (he didnt have hair all over his back, only on his upper back- they looked like a pair of wings blah) with a kit of "cold wax". He ended up bleeding -_-
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Ha ha, I remember you mentioning Furry Wings before.
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Maybe he's a mutant?
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All balls are hairy unfortunately. I always wondered how men can shave them. Like, arent they afraid they'll get cut?? they are oddly shaped.
Requesting a video.
Carefully. Very carefully.
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Okay, elucidate. Like trimmed so no one is trying to contend with a long danglie at the back of the throat at a crucial moment or downright shaved? Because the latter has got to itch like a mofo growing back. :-\
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Cactus balls?
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That sounds like a southwestern candy.
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I'd buy them, cactus is delicous.
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Indeed, it certainly is.
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Now I have to YouTube Salty Chocolate Balls from South Park. ;D
That song and Cartman's Sail Away were the only two things on the 1st cd that were worth listening to 8)
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They're nothing but scientologist propaganda.
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And here I thought they were big, salty, brown and full of vitamins. :(
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The cactus ones, however, are. Well, brown if you leave them out too long.