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Title: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 09, 2010, 03:21:18 PM
http://keysnews.com/node/21349

"Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat."

She was with her ex husband and going to see her bf? thats a nice ex husband she has right there
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 09, 2010, 03:22:30 PM
Oh and this one is hilarious

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0308101milk1.html

"Lactating Kentuckian charged with squirting liquid into jailer's face"
I think she was using an old old ninja technique
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Rama on Mar 09, 2010, 04:14:15 PM
Yeah...A moving car, my privates, and a razor are three things I've never want to mix.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Derrick on Mar 09, 2010, 05:26:49 PM
Eh, it's alot easier than it sounds. Kary won't let me do it anymore, though.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Fiero on Mar 09, 2010, 08:17:13 PM
What, shave your balls?
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Fiero on Mar 09, 2010, 08:18:00 PM
http://keysnews.com/node/21349

"Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat."

She was with her ex husband and going to see her bf? thats a nice ex husband she has right there

You know they just fucked.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Derrick on Mar 09, 2010, 09:33:55 PM
What, shave your balls?
Yeah. How else am I going to stay aerodynamic?
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Rama on Mar 10, 2010, 12:26:26 PM
You could always wear a swim cap...on your balls.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Derrick on Mar 10, 2010, 01:02:48 PM
Are you fucking kidding me? Why would I walk around with a constrictive piece of latex strangling air from my precious coin-purse? It's so much safer to practice hair-removal techniques whilst traveling 80 down the inter-state. I converted my cupholder to an after-shave dispenser. :tom:
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Fiero on Mar 10, 2010, 04:22:47 PM
So what you are saying is you put your aftershave into the cupholder?
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2010, 09:45:05 PM
I'm reminded of that chick giving road-head and they got into a crash and she done bit it off by golly.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Fiero on Mar 10, 2010, 09:55:28 PM
By golly that was a funny story, but I sure did cringe.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2010, 10:04:16 PM
You shore did.  SHORE.  Buuuu-ddy.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Fiero on Mar 10, 2010, 11:53:40 PM
Is he wearing a Lost t-shirt?
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Derrick on Mar 11, 2010, 08:33:53 AM
I watched Encino Man again. Megan Ward was so hot in that movie. She was OK in PCU, but so much better in Encino Man. It's a shame she's a soap actress now so I never see her. It's a shame.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 11, 2010, 11:51:29 AM

You know they just fucked.
oh shit I didnt realize that until you said it. THat makes more sense now huh
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 19, 2010, 01:24:32 PM
I'm trying to imagine balls so furry they need mowing.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Fiero on Mar 19, 2010, 03:22:26 PM

You know they just fucked.
oh shit I didnt realize that until you said it. THat makes more sense now huh

Ex hubby likes it furry, and the boyfriend likes it shaved.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Derrick on Mar 19, 2010, 05:51:51 PM
I'm trying to imagine balls so furry they need mowing.
I keep mine tastefully shorn.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 22, 2010, 08:09:37 AM
All balls are hairy unfortunately. I always wondered how men can shave them. Like, arent they afraid they'll get cut?? they are oddly shaped.
Requesting a video.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Derrick on Mar 22, 2010, 10:39:44 AM
I use electric clippers.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: B E C K on Mar 22, 2010, 10:55:03 PM
I just want one of the guys to post "I use tweezers".
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 23, 2010, 03:28:21 PM
I'd pay a guy 20 bucks if he waxed his balls
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 23, 2010, 04:08:22 PM
How about one of those ancient Epilators that yanked the hair out with a vibrating wire coil?  Ah, good times....
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 23, 2010, 08:13:14 PM
I never tried that one, seems intriguing... Once I waxed my ex's back (he didnt have hair all over his back, only on his upper back- they looked like a pair of wings blah) with a kit of "cold wax". He ended up bleeding -_-
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: B E C K on Mar 24, 2010, 09:05:15 PM
Ha ha, I remember you mentioning Furry Wings before.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Derrick on Mar 24, 2010, 09:12:36 PM
Maybe he's a mutant?
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Sam on Mar 25, 2010, 10:01:04 AM
All balls are hairy unfortunately. I always wondered how men can shave them. Like, arent they afraid they'll get cut?? they are oddly shaped.
Requesting a video.

Carefully.  Very carefully.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 25, 2010, 12:50:00 PM
Okay, elucidate.  Like trimmed so no one is trying to contend with a long danglie at the back of the throat at a crucial moment or downright shaved?  Because the latter has got to itch like a mofo growing back.  :-\
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: B E C K on Mar 26, 2010, 06:02:09 PM
Cactus balls?
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Fiero on Mar 26, 2010, 07:31:27 PM
That sounds like a southwestern candy.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Derrick on Mar 26, 2010, 09:09:03 PM
I'd buy them, cactus is delicous.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Fiero on Mar 27, 2010, 12:27:14 PM
Indeed, it certainly is.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 28, 2010, 07:17:40 AM
Now I have to YouTube Salty Chocolate Balls from South Park. ;D
That song and Cartman's Sail Away were the only two things on the 1st cd that were worth listening to 8)
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Derrick on Mar 28, 2010, 09:07:28 AM
They're nothing but scientologist propaganda.
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 29, 2010, 04:23:06 AM
And here I thought they were big, salty, brown and full of vitamins.  :(
Title: Re: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy
Post by: B E C K on Apr 02, 2010, 10:32:32 PM
The cactus ones, however, are.  Well, brown if you leave them out too long.