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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: ILoveDcups on Feb 28, 2010, 06:55:10 AM

Title: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: ILoveDcups on Feb 28, 2010, 06:55:10 AM
HI everyone!! I’m a dumbass who uses forbidden images.  SPAM FAIL.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 28, 2010, 10:40:30 AM
zomg can we become facebook friends?
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Derrick on Feb 28, 2010, 06:55:39 PM
IT'S A TRAP!
:trap:

Seriously, holy Man-face.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Sam on Mar 01, 2010, 12:55:07 PM
HI everyone!! I’m Dakota Rae Patrick (http://dakotarae.jo.pl) and I want to welcome you to my site;))

The Sphere!  (now under new management).  I guess RRE had some financial troubles and had to sell it off for quick cash.

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I am very excited that you are here and want you to share all of my naughty adventures with me;)) I LOVE playing with my toys...

So she's changing this to a Transformers or other toy site?

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...and getting off for you…it turns me on so much! I also love shooting my naughty pics and vids knowing that you will be looking at them...*wink*...;))

Ooooh, I see now.  Thankfully the winking smiley was there.  I assume this indicates some sort of super wink that can only be conveyed accurately with both words and a graphical representation.  Wait, maybe it's a blink.

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If you have any special requests or ideas for a photo shoot or video, be sure to let me know. Enjoy the tour and I can’t wait to see you inside the members area and get to know you better;))

I don't know about anyone else, but I always enjoy pictures of chimps in human clothes.  Cracks me up every time.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Rama on Mar 01, 2010, 02:50:11 PM
But she Loves D cups people!
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 01, 2010, 03:50:06 PM
Thats so not a D cup. I found out 2 days ago I went from a 36D (before I was 34b) to a 36F. I didn't even know that size existed, and its only going to get bigger and bigger. But this bitch aint a D, she has to be a GGG at least
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Derrick on Mar 02, 2010, 08:24:51 AM
Tit size is relative. Kary's boobs are different sizes depending on the bra manufacturer.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Fiero on Mar 02, 2010, 09:54:01 AM
When people say that, in my head, I imagine breasts growing or shrinking depending on what brand is put on. Some girls would like this.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 02, 2010, 03:06:51 PM
Tit size is relative. Kary's boobs are different sizes depending on the bra manufacturer.
I thought the only brand that did that size changing thing was VS. I got mine from the maternity store, yay -_-  I heard like 3 years ago that VS stopped making bras in sizes 38 or more, I wonder if this is still going on
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2010, 08:46:36 PM
Tit size is relative. Kary's boobs are different sizes depending on the bra manufacturer.

Beat the small one and make it swell?  Oh no, wait, you meant both of them.  n/m
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Derrick on Mar 06, 2010, 08:48:19 PM
Indeed I did, though if you give your permission I can have her direct her murderous Latina rage upon you instead of me. Wait, that'd never happen. FUCK! What do I do?
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2010, 08:54:53 PM
Rage for what?  Speaking about her boobage?  You've done worse.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Derrick on Mar 06, 2010, 08:56:15 PM
Especially in public.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2010, 08:58:54 PM
Maybe you should let her peg you when you guys watch Grease.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Derrick on Mar 06, 2010, 10:06:23 PM
Don't remind her. -.-
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Karmarose on Mar 07, 2010, 11:48:53 AM
Too late. :3
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Derrick on Mar 07, 2010, 03:09:07 PM
...I fucking hate this movie. I wish VH1 was removed from Cox for some issue of non-payment.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Rama on Mar 08, 2010, 01:36:55 AM
Cox removed for non-payment? You aren't street walking again are you?
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Derrick on Mar 08, 2010, 05:38:39 AM
You didn't hear about Cablevision's giant thing with ABC last night?
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: The D on Mar 08, 2010, 08:30:53 PM
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Your golden ticket to Celtic Woman slash fics. And by "golden ticket", I mean I peed on your ticket. PWNED.

I'm surprised we don't get more pron spambots because of that. Ones that say "Click here for hot Celtic Lesbian Watersports Action!"
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: B E C K on Mar 08, 2010, 09:33:46 PM
When I was looking at the shit that gets searched a while back, the jury duty cat was the number one draw that month.  "Celtic woman" nor "slash fic" were there, though I imagine using them in an actual post just like you and I did now may trigger something.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Fiero on Mar 08, 2010, 10:23:23 PM
Some company thought "Cablevision" was actually a good name? Haha, fucking north east.

"Celtic woman" nor "slash fic" were there,

Even though you said "nor" you still have to say "not."
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Derrick on Mar 08, 2010, 10:55:51 PM
They're probably country wide. I have Cox, how's that for a cable-company name?

Want FioS, though.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2010, 09:50:55 PM
"Celtic woman" nor "slash fic" were there,

Even though you said "nor" you still have to say "not."

no, u
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Fiero on Mar 10, 2010, 10:01:30 PM
You used a comma! No one does that there even though they are supposed to! Also, you should have capitalized No, and the word is spelled you, and also a period or an exclamation mark is required.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2010, 10:05:16 PM
no, y
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Fiero on Mar 10, 2010, 11:54:26 PM
no....i need a more lemon pledge ....
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Rama on Mar 11, 2010, 01:02:32 AM
One day they'll be camps for people like you. And they won't be the fun ones named after Indians by white people.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Derrick on Mar 11, 2010, 08:35:58 AM
So what about the white ones named after white people? Like Camp David?
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Rama on Mar 11, 2010, 12:42:29 PM
Those are not nearly as fun. I don't get to dress up in Indian head dresses and have canoe races.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Derrick on Mar 12, 2010, 05:18:38 AM
What about the rivalry with Camp Leslie across thee lake?
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Rama on Mar 13, 2010, 01:19:37 AM
We'll beat them in the Indian games if we have access to a awesome 80's movie montage.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: B E C K on Mar 13, 2010, 07:49:29 PM
no, bitch
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Fiero on Mar 13, 2010, 08:02:51 PM
But I want to make out with that one cute girl instead of worrying about silly competitions.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: B E C K on Mar 13, 2010, 10:41:02 PM
that girl has herpes
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Fiero on Mar 14, 2010, 12:13:46 AM
How do you know?
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Rama on Mar 14, 2010, 03:27:00 AM
Who do you think gave her the herpes?
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Derrick on Mar 14, 2010, 09:53:42 AM
OH NO!

It's ok, when my underwear trebuchet is complete, those snobs at Camp Silverstar won't even place 4th in the Indian games.

This is the best summer, ever.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 15, 2010, 08:01:52 AM
I'm lost
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Derrick on Mar 15, 2010, 12:18:14 PM
Watch out for the ghost of Frontier Anderson. He'll steal your face if you can't ask his riddle. You'll need a genuine Indian arrowhead to protect you, though Brooklyn Johnny is only taking Oreos as payment.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Fiero on Mar 15, 2010, 03:40:48 PM
I'm lost

Make sure your kid goes to Camp like the advertisements say or the kid will be lost as well.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: B E C K on Mar 22, 2010, 10:58:17 PM
With-a dem polar bears and smoke monstersersers.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Fiero on Mar 23, 2010, 03:10:41 PM
When you said polar bears I though Panserbjorne first. His Dark Materials FTW.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: B E C K on Mar 24, 2010, 09:02:16 PM
I wanted to see the Golden Compass but am torn at the idea of only getting part of a story.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Fiero on Mar 25, 2010, 03:19:08 PM
Have you read the books? If you have, well, at least you will get to see some cool shit from the books, but the castrated the ending a good bit. I actually do not even remember the movie having an ending.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: The D on Mar 26, 2010, 01:33:14 PM
Don't expect any sequels. I think the catholic church killed any chance of that.

It's sad because the books are good, and the evil catholic church is in a parallel dimension, it's not even our dimension's church.

But anything that DARE puts the catholic church in a bad light must be destroyed. Let's forget about just turning the other cheek or looking the other way or ignoring it, we'll smash and destroy anything that badmouths us like the iron-fisted fascist religious organization we are.

I guess the catholic church is mad because they're the only ones who are allowed to soil their good name. I saw in the news last night something about a bunch of people angry because the Pope pardoned some pedophile priest. They don't need a hollywood movie to make them look bad, they let pedos be bishops and priests! They're making themselves look bad!
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Fiero on Mar 26, 2010, 05:53:22 PM
Yeah, a pedophile who molested 200 DEAF BOYS.

HOW IS THAT OKAY? WHAT THE FUCK?

And they dismissed it because it would have made the pope look bad, because he used to be this guys bishop or something. AWFUL.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: B E C K on Mar 26, 2010, 05:56:18 PM
From what I heard, it was because TGC didn't make the money it was expected to make domestically and got a huge chunk of revenue overseas.  But you know, that's not good enough or whatever.  We shouldn't neglect the fact that studios are stupid.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: Fiero on Mar 26, 2010, 07:30:20 PM
I think they want you too, though.
Title: Re: Dakota Rae Patrick
Post by: B E C K on Apr 02, 2010, 10:28:51 PM
It is one week later.