The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Derrick on Feb 24, 2010, 09:39:50 PM
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from: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/23/AR2010022303221.html
ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. -- A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman's Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side. Atlantic City police said Frazier was an innocent bystander.
Detective Lt. Charles Love said the gunman was aiming for a man who escaped with a bullet hole in his down jacket.
The suspect remains at large.
Frazier told The Press of Atlantic City that 'I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life."
Frazier also told the newspaper that she had been "hollering" that she wanted to lose weight. She now said "I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."
This is why the rest of the world hates us. I can't say I right blame them.
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I overheard someone talking about this earlier today, and I had no idea it was this awesome.
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Wait, what? I don't understand how it saved her life unless the fat physically stopped the bullet. Otherwise, wouldn't it have missed her completely if she had been skinny?
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god atlantic city is so trashy. and yet i go there all the time during the summer. what can I say, i love the free drinks at the casinos
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god atlantic city is so trashy. and yet i go there all the time during the summer. what can I say, i love the free drinks at the casinos
Hit up Foxwoods and Mohegan Sun. Both are so superior to the shitty Jersey Shore.
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huh? where are those at?
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Connecticutt, largest casinos in the world.
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Much better than the shitty hardrock in Ft. Lauderdale. Night Clubs filled with 40 year old Cubans.
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Wait, what? I don't understand how it saved her life unless the fat physically stopped the bullet. Otherwise, wouldn't it have missed her completely if she had been skinny?
If it were a glancing shot from the front or back, possibly. It depends on the angle of the shot and the size and velocity of the bullet. Being a fatass may have helped save her ass, given that fat is quite dense and adds considerably to tissue resistance.
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Being fat can indeed save your life. You never hear of fat people drowning, or fat kids being kidnapped for instance.
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You do hear of their blood vessels exploding.
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Or their diabeetus kicking in.
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Man he sure does say that word weird.
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My toes are tingling, CUT THEM OFF!
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No, stop! That's just your Spider Sense---OHHHH. Too late. :blink:
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Or their diabeetus kicking in.
Someone called?
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Is your name diabeetus?
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That's what he's listed under on the sex offenders database.
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That would be entertaining.
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This woman looks like Precious. Neither are nor will they ever be.
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Neither are nor will they ever be.
OUCH. LOL
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I'll always remember Wilford for the stupid oatmeal commercial: "Didja know Quakers Oats benefits you twice?" Hell, just say it fills you up and helps you poo. Live in truth!
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I enjoy Fiber One products.
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I'm more of a Strawberry Super K kinda girl <3
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I do a mix of whey protien and muscle milk for my post-workout recovery drink/meal subsitute.
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have you tried those new muscle milk bars- light? they taste like ass
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Wait, how do you know what ass tastes like?
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We have discussed her sexual history before. I stick with just the shakes, though. Nothing else ever tastes right.
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You know what ass smells like? Well, the taste can not be far off.
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I enjoy Fiber One products.
High-five, brutha!
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Hells yeah. I shit like a machine now combined with my morning yogurt. I don't eat the special-poop yogurt, just normal Yoplait.
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Ahaha, I went crazy with Fiber One shit when I first discovered it. Yep, it's damn strong I'll tell you what.
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You know what ass smells like? Well, the taste can not be far off.
Exactly. And oh have I smelled ass before. I was in a coffee shop and two old ladies were sitting at the table next to me, wearing moomoos or something. Totally out of place since this was a coffee shop next to Rittenhouse sq in philly, which is a reaally fancy area. Anyways, it was summer. They stood up to leave, a breeze came through and I smelled the WORST ODOR EVER. Not only just ass, but sweaty, rancid ass. I'm never going to forget this smell. I am forever traumatized
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You think that is a bad smell? I once climbed up in the ceiling of my HS graphics building with some friends to retrieve a week old dead opossum.
When trying to pick it up by the foot....the foot came off, that's how rotted this animal was. The building had to be evacuated.
I did get some free pineapple pizza for my troubles.
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Oh and I'm quite fond of Post Great Grains cereal, yoghurt isn't my thang.
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I only like the yoghurt that is not actually yoghurt that goes on falafel that is actually a tahini dressing.
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You know what ass smells like? Well, the taste can not be far off.
Nutter Butters?
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What? I FUCKING LOVE NUTTER BUTTER!
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You know what ass smells like? Well, the taste can not be far off.
Nutter Butters?
Dammit, what's wrong with you, boy? :nono:
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Nutter Butters: the official cookie of NASCAR.
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What? My ass smells like Nutter Butters. Doesn't everyone's?
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NO
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:nurinono:
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Well that sucks for you guys then.
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Might not want to bend over near anyone with a NASCAR cap then.
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He wouldn't...."Put me into the wall." would he?
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No, he would use you as the wall, and put something else in it.
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I think you mean "he would use you as the wall,"
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He would throw things against it or paint it visciously.
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It was late.
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What? Your period? Who is the baby daddy?
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I have no idea what I meant by that.
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have you tried those new muscle milk bars- light? they taste like ass
Forget the bars, Muscle Milk itself tastes pretty awful. I don't think I've ever consumed anything else that screams "this is a greatly engineered food product" like Muscle Milk.
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The name alone makes it sound disgusting. Glad I will never try it.
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All of you be glad that you were born too late to have Space Food Sticks put in your school lunches. :puke: http://www.spacefoodsticks.com/pres.html (http://www.spacefoodsticks.com/pres.html)
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But you could feel like an astronaut while eating it!
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That's why I love eating Tang!
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In the "riding the vomit comet sense", maybe. :sick: I can't even accurately describe it....vaguely chocolate flavored solid cornmeal perhaps? But damn, I can remember the taste. I ought to be Blaming Issues on those things.
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"Blaming Issues"
????????????????
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i.e. shooting up a mall and letting my attorney get me a sweet deal by claiming childhood trauma from being made to eat Space Food Sticks. ;D
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Ohhhhhh. Good plan.