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Title: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: B E C K on Feb 12, 2010, 10:23:42 PM
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CHAPPAQUA, N.Y. (AP) — Former President Bill Clinton was recovering at his home on Friday after leaving a Manhattan hospital where he underwent a heart procedure to fix a blocked artery.

“I feel great,” Mr. Clinton said from the driveway outside his home. “The doctors and the hospital crew did a great job.”

“I even did a couple miles on the treadmill today,” he added, before turning purple and dropping dead.

Oh, wait a minute, I just made that shit up, tee hee.  The rest of the real article here (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/13/us/politics/13clinton.html).  Whenever Clinton is quoted, I hear his words clearly in his voice.  This freaks me out.
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: Karmarose on Feb 13, 2010, 08:35:06 AM
Happy to hear he's okay. And I love that pic because he WOULD. :3
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 13, 2010, 08:44:57 AM
Forget about the heart, what about the skin on his face? wtf is going on there
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: Derrick on Feb 13, 2010, 09:26:13 AM
He's fat and old?

Oh, and he totally banged those Korean broads he freed on the plane ride back.
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2010, 11:21:43 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 15, 2010, 08:52:09 AM
He's fat and old?
No, his skin looks weird. Like cocodrile's skin but since he's white it'd be like an albino cocodrile.
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2010, 12:38:09 PM
Bill Clinton's not an albino crocodile.  In fact, he is very, very red.
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 15, 2010, 01:55:31 PM
Not all red, he has patches of red/pink. Haven't you noticed it? His skin looks WEIRD. I'm starting to believe those theories that say that he's a reptoid
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: Rama on Feb 15, 2010, 02:40:29 PM
Shhhh...they might be listening.
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2010, 02:53:30 PM
Not all red, he has patches of red/pink. Haven't you noticed it? His skin looks WEIRD. I'm starting to believe those theories that say that he's a reptoid

You may be on to something.  I didn't get to see him up close.
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: Fiero on Feb 15, 2010, 06:07:29 PM
Is that like Reptar?
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: Derrick on Feb 15, 2010, 06:43:37 PM
Clinton's the shit.
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: The D on Feb 15, 2010, 07:04:21 PM
If Bill Clinton can save two hot chicks from the clutches of horny dwarf Kim Jong il, he needs to do more foreign diplomacy. He might be able to get Hamas to leave palestine, Iran to stop it's nuke program and embrace democracy, and the Taliban to stay in the mountains and never return. Sleep with the right people and he may end both wars we're into our necks in.
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 16, 2010, 08:22:41 AM
Not all red, he has patches of red/pink. Haven't you noticed it? His skin looks WEIRD. I'm starting to believe those theories that say that he's a reptoid

You may be on to something.  I didn't get to see him up close.
Maybe its because we have a new lcd tv and I'm telling you, with the quality of image of these bitches you can see everything. Every pore, every vein, even their soul, so most tv people I've seen put 50 pounds of makeup on their faces (and its pretty obvious) but no Mr Clinton, he goes al fresco
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: B E C K on Feb 16, 2010, 10:50:24 AM
I think it would be scarier if he did put on 50 lbs. of make-up.
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 16, 2010, 03:43:00 PM
Obama wears as much, his face looks like a mask
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: B E C K on Feb 16, 2010, 11:19:22 PM
A death mask.
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: Fiero on Feb 17, 2010, 12:36:02 AM
Oh, is he going to be on the death panels himself?
Title: Re: Bill Clinton Recovering at Home
Post by: B E C K on Feb 17, 2010, 12:54:01 AM
Possibly, quite possibly.