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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Derrick on Jan 24, 2010, 08:16:41 PM

Title: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Derrick on Jan 24, 2010, 08:16:41 PM
http://www.katu.com/news/local/81638097.html

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PORTLAND, Ore. – A new law set a convicted sex offender free early and police said he went right back to the scene of his original crime to attack another woman.

Demetrius Payton, 33, was released from prison two months early for crimes he committed in 2008 at the Willow Springs Apartments because of a new law aimed at reducing prison crowding and the cost to taxpayers.

He was convicted in January of 2009 of breaking into two apartments and sexually assaulting one woman.

Police said Payton went back to the apartment complex on Monday and sexually assaulted another woman in her unit after he broke into it. Police arrested him on Tuesday and charged him with first-degree burglary and first-degree unlawful sexual penetration.

Tenants of the complex said this is a perfect example of why the law needs to be changed.

“If he was already in jail for that he probably should have stayed. … He just got out and did the same thing again,” said a tenant of the apartment complex who wanted to be identified only as Arlene.

Oregon state House members who helped write the new law said in previous interviews they will work to undo what they did in the upcoming special legislative session in February.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 24, 2010, 09:46:18 PM
Let's just kill the really bad ones and make some more room.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Derrick on Jan 24, 2010, 10:10:10 PM
I agree. Considering most if not all always go out and repeat, just execute them or send them to Mars. Then Mars would become a new Austrialia, and we'd be getting steaks from a Martian-themed restaurant.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 24, 2010, 10:19:44 PM
Repeat violent offenders should be executed by public hanging.

At the very least, they should take sex offenders and sew their dicks to their taint and stitch iron mittens onto their hands before letting them out.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 24, 2010, 11:14:07 PM
I agree. Considering most if not all always go out and repeat, just execute them or send them to Mars. Then Mars would become a new Austrialia, and we'd be getting steaks from a Martian-themed restaurant.

I like your thinking, kid.  You'll go far.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Derrick on Jan 25, 2010, 12:05:40 AM
Who wants a bloomin' Martian? EH?!
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Rama on Jan 25, 2010, 12:15:45 AM
I think we would have to blow up Mars before we got a Martian Yahoo Serious.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Fiero on Jan 25, 2010, 01:36:53 AM
The problem is the non-violent criminals that are in jails. Release those being held for small amounts of possesion, petty thefts, etc. We also need to figure out something with Mexico to get rid of violent criminal immigrants.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 25, 2010, 10:03:48 PM
They may then move up to large amounts of possession and grand thefts. And there's always the idea shown in such cinematic tours-de-force as Escape from L.A. and No Escape.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 26, 2010, 12:48:23 AM
Send California inmates to Mexico, says Schwarzenegger (http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iclTQ4LxOHfqSZ7mQp1MmJ5fuH3w)

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(AFP) – 5 hours ago

SAN FRANCISCO — Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger suggested California could ease its crowded prison system by sending thousands of undocumented inmates to specially built jails in Mexico.

Speaking to reporters at the Sacramento Press Club, Schwarzenegger said California could ease its strained finances by a billion dollars if 20,000 illegal immigrants currently held in the state were housed across the border.

"I think that we can do so much better in the prison system alone if we can go and take, inmates for instance, the 20,000 inmates that are illegal immigrants that are here and get them to Mexico," Schwarzenegger said.

"Think about it -- if California gives Mexico the money. Not 'Hey, you take care of them, these are your citizens'. No. Not at all.

"We pay them to build the prison down in Mexico. And then we have those undocumented immigrants down there in prison. It would half the costs to build the prison and run the prison. We could save a billion dollars right there that could go into higher education."

Schwarzenegger's remarks come as California prepares for the latest in a long line of state budget crises.

Schwarzenegger declared a fiscal emergency earlier this month, warning severe cuts were necessary to stem a 19.9-billion-dollar deficit.

California has some of the most overcrowded prisons in the United States, with an estimated 170,000 inmates housed in facilities designed for 100,000 people, according to 2007 figures.

Schwarzenegger said he believed the financial burden of California's prisons could be eased if the private sector moved into the industry.

"I think that there is no reason why we should have just state employees and public prisons," Schwarzenegger said. "Why shouldn't we have private prisons and private prisons competing with public prisons?

"I don't want to go and get rid of public prisons, not at all. It's not an attack on their labor union even though they may take it as such.

Copyright © 2010 AFP. All rights reserved
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Rama on Jan 26, 2010, 01:01:07 AM
I think we should let all the most hardened criminals out to make more room for people that pirate music.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 26, 2010, 01:06:03 AM
Better yet, make them a prison out of old records.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Derrick on Jan 26, 2010, 11:55:56 AM
A vinyl prision. AHAHA! Honestly, it'd have to be in Detriot. Both for Motown and the mass amount of criminals.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 28, 2010, 05:38:08 PM
http://www.katu.com/news/local/81638097.html

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PORTLAND, Ore. – A new law set a convicted sex offender free early and police said he went right back to the scene of his original crime to attack another woman.

Demetrius Payton, 33, was released from prison two months early for crimes he committed in 2008 at the Willow Springs Apartments because of a new law aimed at reducing prison crowding and the cost to taxpayers.

He was convicted in January of 2009 of breaking into two apartments and sexually assaulting one woman.

Police said Payton went back to the apartment complex on Monday and sexually assaulted another woman in her unit after he broke into it. Police arrested him on Tuesday and charged him with first-degree burglary and first-degree unlawful sexual penetration.

Tenants of the complex said this is a perfect example of why the law needs to be changed.

“If he was already in jail for that he probably should have stayed. … He just got out and did the same thing again,” said a tenant of the apartment complex who wanted to be identified only as Arlene.

Oregon state House members who helped write the new law said in previous interviews they will work to undo what they did in the upcoming special legislative session in February.
Yo this happens aaaaaaall the time. Send them all to Cuba
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Derrick on Jan 28, 2010, 06:49:06 PM
Sometimes, they care of themselves in prision, other times it's just fail.

http://www.democratandchronicle.com/article/20100127/NEWS01/100127010/Inmate-accused-of-using-prosthetic-arm-in-assault

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An inmate at the Monroe County Jail accused of beating another inmate with his prosthetic arm, is today facing assault charges.

David B. Hanna, 33, of Rochester, was charged yesterday with first-degree assault, a felony, said Cpl. John Helfer of the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office. Hanna is accused of severely beating fellow inmate Elijah H. Armstrong, 19, of Rochester, during an altercation at the Monroe County Jail Friday morning, according to City Court documents.

Hanna is accused of knocking Armstrong to the floor and using his prosthetic arm to punch Armstrong in the face nine times, according to court records. Hanna is also accused of stomping his foot – which was not prosthetic – on Armstrong’s head at least four times during the incident.

Armstrong was taken to Strong Memorial Hospital, was treated and later released. He suffered several broken bones in his face, including his nose, orbital bones and several teeth, according to court documents.

Armstrong told deputies that he and Hanna live in the same living area of the jail and the two men got into a fight while in the jail’s gym about 9:15 a.m. He told deputies he couldn’t remember any details about the fight.

Hanna, who has been in jail since Jan. 14 on felony drug charges and parole violation charges, pleaded not guilty in City Court today. He is being held at the jail without bail and is scheduled to return to City Court at 11 a.m. tomorrow to appear with an attorney.

Deputies said Armstrong has been in Monroe County Jail on grand larceny changes since Dec. 22. He’s there on $15,000 cash bail or $45,000 bond.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Fiero on Jan 29, 2010, 04:21:16 PM
They just had to tell me his foot wasn't prosthetic. I was enjoying imagining the man was a cyborg.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Merla on Jan 30, 2010, 12:58:04 PM
I don't know what should be done with these people.  Too bad we can't really send them to Mars.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Derrick on Jan 30, 2010, 02:59:51 PM
Oh we totally could. We just don't want to spend the money.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Rama on Jan 30, 2010, 11:30:26 PM
Maybe we could bring Mars here. Huh? Huh? I mean I can't see that having any long term adverse effects.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 30, 2010, 11:51:44 PM
I don't know what should be done with these people.  Too bad we can't really send them to Mars.
You can just kill them all after 3 months. You know, like dogs in the pound.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Derrick on Jan 31, 2010, 09:41:13 AM
Especially if they show no signs of rehab.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 01, 2010, 01:43:01 PM
I don't know what should be done with these people.  Too bad we can't really send them to Mars.
You can just kill them all after 3 months. You know, like dogs in the pound.

Or three days if the prisoner can't be adopted.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Derrick on Feb 01, 2010, 04:47:55 PM
The Jedi won't be happy with this mess.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 01, 2010, 07:44:30 PM
Yeah.





Wait, what?
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Fiero on Feb 01, 2010, 08:20:08 PM
SRSLY did you mean to post in the Traviss thread?
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Derrick on Feb 01, 2010, 08:37:23 PM
No. I meant to post it here. Why would I post it in the book thread? The Jedi have nothing to do with an English author writing scifi books. Jeez. Wierdos.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 01, 2010, 11:35:22 PM
Admit you play Jedi with your broomstick.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Rama on Feb 02, 2010, 03:36:38 AM
I do...sometimes, but it only works if you make the "Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm" noise.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Derrick on Feb 02, 2010, 05:28:38 AM
Admit you play Jedi with your broomstick.
...I want to build a Lightsaber hilt through metal working. I've recently learned how to flash copper plumbing. I think I'm ready to construct a weapon capable of cutting off Christopher Lee's head.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Fiero on Feb 02, 2010, 04:03:53 PM
Lessa doit!
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Derrick on Feb 02, 2010, 06:39:55 PM
Bombad Jedi skills.
Title: Re: Prisions crowded? Release the prisioners only if they promise not to repeat!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 02, 2010, 11:01:17 PM
...I want to build a Lightsaber hilt through metal working. I've recently learned how to flash copper plumbing. I think I'm ready to construct a weapon capable of cutting off Christopher Lee's head.

There are many Instructables for doing just that. A little dremel work on some readily available plumbing supplies, and BAM you have a hilt. You can get inserts for attaching light tubes to custom stuff like that, too.

Or you can go here (http://www.parksabers.com/).