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Title: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: B E C K on Jan 20, 2010, 03:44:33 PM
How the fuck did that happen?   :raiseeyebrow:
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: B E C K on Jan 20, 2010, 03:51:47 PM
Maybe we should talk about some less depraved topics.   :joe:  Although the big hit was "cat summoned for jury duty".  Way to up my visitor count, Sal Esposito.  And they say Mexicans aren't good for anything.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rama on Jan 20, 2010, 03:55:59 PM
Ah that "12yo girls fucked" lets you know that Doug is here.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: B E C K on Jan 20, 2010, 04:02:07 PM
Ancient Greek homoeroticism and tongue-slaving lesbos I can accept and that students and teachers thing, well, I'll just assume everyone's legal but how someone got here from that...  :puke:

And who the fuck are anne underhill and donald vaughn?  Inverse fart?  Wouldn't that, like, tear the universe apart or something?
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rama on Jan 20, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
I wonder if that's where you fart and then suck the air back into your ass. It can happen...BELIEVE IT!
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: B E C K on Jan 20, 2010, 04:07:25 PM
But that's not an inverse fart, you still farted.  It just got sucked back in.  Air/gas was still expelled.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rama on Jan 20, 2010, 04:10:33 PM
Hmmm...so it's like a black hole in your ass. That will totally consume the planet Rulcan.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Fiero on Jan 20, 2010, 10:03:56 PM
Fulcan, you mean?
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 20, 2010, 10:06:13 PM
Is an inverse fart one that you feel like you have to let loose but don't and it feels like it reverses track and bubbles back up your colon?

I can't believe I'm asking such a thing.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Fiero on Jan 20, 2010, 10:09:01 PM
That sounds about right to me.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: B E C K on Jan 21, 2010, 02:07:35 AM
I just Nuri Vetoed that on account gas was still created into a fart bubble but it just went in the other direction.  That would make it, like, reverse and not inverse.  An inverse fart should be the opposite of a fart... um... gas turns into liquid and, er, Mati uses heart.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rama on Jan 21, 2010, 02:15:28 AM
Wouldn't a fart that went the other way just be a burp?
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: B E C K on Jan 21, 2010, 02:21:54 AM
That's too far.  Use the stomach as your guide.  Stomach down is Fart Land, stomach up is Burp Country.  Kinda like "red and yellow, fiesty fellow" and all that shit.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rama on Jan 21, 2010, 02:31:30 AM
Ok...but then were does the backwards fart go? I mean it's going to have to come out the ass sometime or make it's way all the way back to the stomach.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: B E C K on Jan 21, 2010, 02:34:23 AM
It can stay in the colon and die.
It can go to the stomach and digivolve into a burp.
It can eventually find a mushroom in your ass and powet up back to a fart.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rama on Jan 21, 2010, 02:42:42 AM
Can it get into the bloodstream and send an air bubble to the brain and kill you?
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 21, 2010, 07:27:35 AM
Ah that "12yo girls fucked" lets you know that Doug is here.
LOL i was laughing at the same thing! ohh sick people
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Derrick on Jan 21, 2010, 01:58:42 PM
Buttfucking appeared somewhere here?
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rama on Jan 21, 2010, 03:12:19 PM
I remember that conversation. Something about one of your Gay Professors saying they just oiled up their thighs with olive oil and actually didn't do the deed and what not.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Fiero on Jan 21, 2010, 05:49:15 PM
giant gerbil balls?
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rama on Jan 21, 2010, 06:01:21 PM
Yeah I got nothing on that one.


So I guess this means we will never know the truth of the the 39.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 21, 2010, 06:02:49 PM
I got an uncle who is revolted by burping. He says it's cheating your ass out of a fart.

On the other hand, he's the most artful farter I've ever known.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Derrick on Jan 21, 2010, 08:39:04 PM
Ah, the American South. WHAT CULTURE!
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: B E C K on Jan 21, 2010, 08:48:45 PM
giant gerbil balls?

Thank Doug? (http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=1646.msg53959#msg53959)  I wonder if they were looking for actual plastic balls for gerbils or if they wanted huge gerbil testicles, which by typing I will bring in a hit for.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Fiero on Jan 21, 2010, 09:41:21 PM
Haha, what the fuck.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 22, 2010, 12:12:18 AM
Ah, the American South. WHAT CULTURE!

I thought the farting uncle was a universal constant.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rama on Jan 22, 2010, 12:16:12 AM
My Uncle is a womanizer, and the other is a drunk...and the other is a uptight prude. None of them are master wind passers.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Derrick on Jan 22, 2010, 05:23:27 AM
My uncles are;
A douchebag with an MBA who abandoned everyone when he found success, came back when he had nothing but was still an asshole (even though he had to move back in with Mommy) and once he regained some money left everyone and returned to being an asshole.
A loser with a broken back (he was a loser before) because he fell cutting trees. Oh, and his last wife turned out to be a lesbian.
A fat loser who doesn't work and managed to legally find a way for my Grandma to become unable to kick him out after his Guatemalan bride dumped him and took his kid back to Central America
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Fiero on Jan 22, 2010, 11:28:20 AM
Legally unable? How!?
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: B E C K on Jan 22, 2010, 12:56:42 PM
Yes, inquiring minds want to know.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Derrick on Jan 22, 2010, 10:09:25 PM
Because he was able to prove he lived there 7 years after turning 18, he was then capable of proving he was a legal resident or something and not needing to pay rent/taxes, dependant on the mother paying. Now if she wants him out, she'll have to sell the house or else move away or something. I forget the exact thing (it happened when I was young), but basically she can't legally kick him out of the basement.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Fiero on Jan 22, 2010, 10:54:14 PM
That's fucked and there has to be a legal way around it if the mom really wants him out.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Derrick on Jan 22, 2010, 11:24:47 PM
She tried and couldn't without selling the house. I'm sure a lawyer could, but then I don't know. None of my business, they're both fucking psychos.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 22, 2010, 11:30:53 PM
Bullshit. That's just citing adverse possession (i.e., squatter's rights). It wouldn't hold up because he was there by permission.

Easiest thing to do: have her sell it to you (I'm assuming you're a decent relative) for, like, a dollar, alter the deed, and then revert the rights. Or pull a gun on him and order his ass out of the house for eternity. Or fill the basement with concrete while he's asleep. These are but a few things that can be done that would get the desired effect.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Derrick on Jan 22, 2010, 11:39:46 PM
You'd still have to pay sales tax on assessed value if they sold it, regardless of the selling price. The concrete thing also wouldn't work considering the hassle of getting a permit for concrete dumping, etc. I know she tried, but as of now since he still lives there I doubt anything happened.

tl;dr he's a fatass loser who's only real relationship was with an illegal who produced a kid with him and then moved back to her third-world shithole rather than coexist with him in his retired mother's basement.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 22, 2010, 11:45:56 PM
But, still...his legal argument only applies if he's there without permission but the owner does nothing to assert their dominion over them. Being that he's there by permission and not holding the property hostile to the owner, he has no claim.

It's like if a tenant just quit paying bills and stayed for the requisite amount of time...they don't get adverse possession for the simple fact that they entered the property by permission of the owner or landlord.  I'm assuming he didn't break in and live under your Grandma's nose for that length of time?
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Derrick on Jan 23, 2010, 12:02:48 AM
Nope, again I don't know the legal standing of the thing since it happened over 10 years ago, but they wanted him out and the law in RI said he didn't have to. He was hit by a UPS truck and made alot of money and used a lawyer to hook himself up. He's really the bottom of the barrel.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 24, 2010, 10:32:58 PM
Here's a local example of how f'd up Rhode Island's property laws apparently are. (http://www.projo.com/news/content/Not_my_land_02-18-07_JN47O2L.c42a88.html) My reading of it, however, shows that it has to be exclusive use, not shared. So it still doesn't seem like it'd hold up. Did they actually take the matter to court for a decision, or was this just a lawyer citing statute?

Personally, if someone were to do that to my property, I'd probably go to jail for something bad. But some things you can't let slide. Granny needs to put rat poison in his biscuits.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Derrick on Jan 24, 2010, 11:58:40 PM
Still, we allow 16-year old strippers and legal medicinal marijuana use. America, fuck yeah.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rama on Jan 25, 2010, 12:08:44 AM
Damnit! I've spent all weekend trying to get "American. Fuck Yeah!" out of my head and you just put it right back in there.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Fiero on Jan 25, 2010, 01:30:13 AM
16-year old strippers

ROAD TRIP!!!
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Derrick on Jan 25, 2010, 05:25:06 AM
They're not allowed to work after 10pm, as per child labor laws.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Fiero on Jan 25, 2010, 11:29:54 AM
That's fine, I'll get there early.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Derrick on Jan 25, 2010, 02:33:58 PM
The legalized prostitution loophole unfortunately ended any 11pm activities. Fucking Christians.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Fiero on Jan 25, 2010, 03:20:13 PM
Legalized prostitution? Tell me more.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Derrick on Jan 25, 2010, 03:36:51 PM
It was legal for a year after the law preventing prosititute apparently didn't apply to private property. Some wet-blanket bitch led a crusade because she probably found out her husband spend 30,000 a year on 'massages' at the Yankee-cranky.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Fiero on Jan 25, 2010, 04:55:55 PM
So only to business-owned properties? Or does that mean it was only prohibited at public property, parks, schools, etc?
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Rama on Jan 25, 2010, 05:06:14 PM
I would say it only included places that were zoned for commercial use. If the place was a zone residential, it wasn't illegal.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Derrick on Jan 25, 2010, 05:34:34 PM
Bingo. If it were private and behind closed doors, it wasn't prosecutable prositution.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Rhode_Island
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Fiero on Jan 25, 2010, 06:57:58 PM
Crazy.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Derrick on Jan 25, 2010, 07:56:00 PM
We still have 16-year old strippers and medicinal marijuana, and Mass decrimalized weed under an ounce.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Fiero on Jan 25, 2010, 08:10:12 PM
That's cool. I've been wondering something about areas where its decriminalized. How do drug tests work? Will places still hire you?

The main reason I'm no longer  casual pot smoker is because I want to have a job.
Title: Re: Dude, WTF? 39?
Post by: Derrick on Jan 25, 2010, 08:18:14 PM
Depends, really. If you live in the household of someone who has a license, they can't discriminate against you for being around someone handicapped (thanks George Bush I!), and since pot takes a month to clear the system, often you can delay a random drug test by sucking down a shitload of poppy seeds and calling a false-positive.