The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Jan 20, 2010, 03:44:33 PM
-
How the fuck did that happen? :raiseeyebrow:
-
Maybe we should talk about some less depraved topics. :joe: Although the big hit was "cat summoned for jury duty". Way to up my visitor count, Sal Esposito. And they say Mexicans aren't good for anything.
-
Ah that "12yo girls fucked" lets you know that Doug is here.
-
Ancient Greek homoeroticism and tongue-slaving lesbos I can accept and that students and teachers thing, well, I'll just assume everyone's legal but how someone got here from that... :puke:
And who the fuck are anne underhill and donald vaughn? Inverse fart? Wouldn't that, like, tear the universe apart or something?
-
I wonder if that's where you fart and then suck the air back into your ass. It can happen...BELIEVE IT!
-
But that's not an inverse fart, you still farted. It just got sucked back in. Air/gas was still expelled.
-
Hmmm...so it's like a black hole in your ass. That will totally consume the planet Rulcan.
-
Fulcan, you mean?
-
Is an inverse fart one that you feel like you have to let loose but don't and it feels like it reverses track and bubbles back up your colon?
I can't believe I'm asking such a thing.
-
That sounds about right to me.
-
I just Nuri Vetoed that on account gas was still created into a fart bubble but it just went in the other direction. That would make it, like, reverse and not inverse. An inverse fart should be the opposite of a fart... um... gas turns into liquid and, er, Mati uses heart.
-
Wouldn't a fart that went the other way just be a burp?
-
That's too far. Use the stomach as your guide. Stomach down is Fart Land, stomach up is Burp Country. Kinda like "red and yellow, fiesty fellow" and all that shit.
-
Ok...but then were does the backwards fart go? I mean it's going to have to come out the ass sometime or make it's way all the way back to the stomach.
-
It can stay in the colon and die.
It can go to the stomach and digivolve into a burp.
It can eventually find a mushroom in your ass and powet up back to a fart.
-
Can it get into the bloodstream and send an air bubble to the brain and kill you?
-
Ah that "12yo girls fucked" lets you know that Doug is here.
LOL i was laughing at the same thing! ohh sick people
-
Buttfucking appeared somewhere here?
-
I remember that conversation. Something about one of your Gay Professors saying they just oiled up their thighs with olive oil and actually didn't do the deed and what not.
-
giant gerbil balls?
-
Yeah I got nothing on that one.
So I guess this means we will never know the truth of the the 39.
-
I got an uncle who is revolted by burping. He says it's cheating your ass out of a fart.
On the other hand, he's the most artful farter I've ever known.
-
Ah, the American South. WHAT CULTURE!
-
giant gerbil balls?
Thank Doug? (http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=1646.msg53959#msg53959) I wonder if they were looking for actual plastic balls for gerbils or if they wanted huge gerbil testicles, which by typing I will bring in a hit for.
-
Haha, what the fuck.
-
Ah, the American South. WHAT CULTURE!
I thought the farting uncle was a universal constant.
-
My Uncle is a womanizer, and the other is a drunk...and the other is a uptight prude. None of them are master wind passers.
-
My uncles are;
A douchebag with an MBA who abandoned everyone when he found success, came back when he had nothing but was still an asshole (even though he had to move back in with Mommy) and once he regained some money left everyone and returned to being an asshole.
A loser with a broken back (he was a loser before) because he fell cutting trees. Oh, and his last wife turned out to be a lesbian.
A fat loser who doesn't work and managed to legally find a way for my Grandma to become unable to kick him out after his Guatemalan bride dumped him and took his kid back to Central America
-
Legally unable? How!?
-
Yes, inquiring minds want to know.
-
Because he was able to prove he lived there 7 years after turning 18, he was then capable of proving he was a legal resident or something and not needing to pay rent/taxes, dependant on the mother paying. Now if she wants him out, she'll have to sell the house or else move away or something. I forget the exact thing (it happened when I was young), but basically she can't legally kick him out of the basement.
-
That's fucked and there has to be a legal way around it if the mom really wants him out.
-
She tried and couldn't without selling the house. I'm sure a lawyer could, but then I don't know. None of my business, they're both fucking psychos.
-
Bullshit. That's just citing adverse possession (i.e., squatter's rights). It wouldn't hold up because he was there by permission.
Easiest thing to do: have her sell it to you (I'm assuming you're a decent relative) for, like, a dollar, alter the deed, and then revert the rights. Or pull a gun on him and order his ass out of the house for eternity. Or fill the basement with concrete while he's asleep. These are but a few things that can be done that would get the desired effect.
-
You'd still have to pay sales tax on assessed value if they sold it, regardless of the selling price. The concrete thing also wouldn't work considering the hassle of getting a permit for concrete dumping, etc. I know she tried, but as of now since he still lives there I doubt anything happened.
tl;dr he's a fatass loser who's only real relationship was with an illegal who produced a kid with him and then moved back to her third-world shithole rather than coexist with him in his retired mother's basement.
-
But, still...his legal argument only applies if he's there without permission but the owner does nothing to assert their dominion over them. Being that he's there by permission and not holding the property hostile to the owner, he has no claim.
It's like if a tenant just quit paying bills and stayed for the requisite amount of time...they don't get adverse possession for the simple fact that they entered the property by permission of the owner or landlord. I'm assuming he didn't break in and live under your Grandma's nose for that length of time?
-
Nope, again I don't know the legal standing of the thing since it happened over 10 years ago, but they wanted him out and the law in RI said he didn't have to. He was hit by a UPS truck and made alot of money and used a lawyer to hook himself up. He's really the bottom of the barrel.
-
Here's a local example of how f'd up Rhode Island's property laws apparently are. (http://www.projo.com/news/content/Not_my_land_02-18-07_JN47O2L.c42a88.html) My reading of it, however, shows that it has to be exclusive use, not shared. So it still doesn't seem like it'd hold up. Did they actually take the matter to court for a decision, or was this just a lawyer citing statute?
Personally, if someone were to do that to my property, I'd probably go to jail for something bad. But some things you can't let slide. Granny needs to put rat poison in his biscuits.
-
Still, we allow 16-year old strippers and legal medicinal marijuana use. America, fuck yeah.
-
Damnit! I've spent all weekend trying to get "American. Fuck Yeah!" out of my head and you just put it right back in there.
-
16-year old strippers
ROAD TRIP!!!
-
They're not allowed to work after 10pm, as per child labor laws.
-
That's fine, I'll get there early.
-
The legalized prostitution loophole unfortunately ended any 11pm activities. Fucking Christians.
-
Legalized prostitution? Tell me more.
-
It was legal for a year after the law preventing prosititute apparently didn't apply to private property. Some wet-blanket bitch led a crusade because she probably found out her husband spend 30,000 a year on 'massages' at the Yankee-cranky.
-
So only to business-owned properties? Or does that mean it was only prohibited at public property, parks, schools, etc?
-
I would say it only included places that were zoned for commercial use. If the place was a zone residential, it wasn't illegal.
-
Bingo. If it were private and behind closed doors, it wasn't prosecutable prositution.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Rhode_Island
-
Crazy.
-
We still have 16-year old strippers and medicinal marijuana, and Mass decrimalized weed under an ounce.
-
That's cool. I've been wondering something about areas where its decriminalized. How do drug tests work? Will places still hire you?
The main reason I'm no longer casual pot smoker is because I want to have a job.
-
Depends, really. If you live in the household of someone who has a license, they can't discriminate against you for being around someone handicapped (thanks George Bush I!), and since pot takes a month to clear the system, often you can delay a random drug test by sucking down a shitload of poppy seeds and calling a false-positive.