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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Jan 11, 2010, 02:42:07 PM
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. FTW!
Woman's Health Horror: 'My Vagina Fell Out' (http://www.sphere.com/weird-news/article/allison-henry-health-horror-my-vagina-fell-out/19260674)
'My Insides Were on the Outside'
"One day in the bathroom, I felt something kind of strange when I was wiping," she writes. "There wasn't really a hole there -- it felt kind of flat. I thought it was a little weird, but I had a 19-month-old and a newborn to care for, so I brushed it off. I wasn't bleeding, I wasn't in pain, so I didn't address it."
What Henry was describing was the beginning of a vaginal prolapse, a condition in which the vagina, uterus, rectum, bladder, urethra and small intestine shift and -- in severe cases -- innards may protrude from the body.
"Women will suffer for years and not tell anyone," says Dr. Suzanne Gilberg-Lenz, a gynecologist in Los Angeles. "They'd rather tell their doctor they have a sexually transmitted disease than say that something is hanging out of them."
"Allison Henry clearly had an extraordinary, horrible case," the doctor says. "But it's widely estimated that 30 percent of women or more suffer some degree of prolapse in their lifetime."
Instead of dealing with her health problem, Henry turned her attention to raising her children. She also had to have an appendectomy, which consumed much of her time over the next year.
Still, each time she went to the bathroom, she noticed her problem was getting worse.
"One night, I took a look down there, and it was like my insides were on the outside and they were coming out," she writes. "I knew I couldn't put this off any longer. I went to my doctor and said, 'My vagina is falling out of my body!'
"I was referred to a pelvic floor specialist. She took a look and said, 'Holy crap -- your vagina is falling out of your body, and it's dragging your bladder and your rectum along with it!'"
In addition to a uterine prolapse, Henry also suffered rectocele -- a condition wherein the rectum pushes into the back walls of the vagina. "That explained why I had been constipated for months," she says.
Henry also suffered from cystocele, a condition similar to rectocele, only with the bladder.
While the normal uterus is 8 to 11 centimeters inside the vagina, hers was only 3 centimeters up, and when she was standing, it was sticking out at least 5 centimeters.
After confronting the problem, Henry was able to undergo a series of surgeries to restore her vagina, untwist her bladder, and push her rectum back into place.
"On top of this, I had a labia reduction, which was brutal," she writes. "All of 'Dr. 90210's' patients who say it doesn't hurt are lying. I'd rather get my teeth pulled out than do that again!"
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So this Dr 90210 guy does labia reductions often?
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Ow.
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Thank you Nuri, this is just what I needed to read before having a baby lol jk
""Women will suffer for years and not tell anyone," says Dr. Suzanne Gilberg-Lenz, a gynecologist in Los Angeles. "They'd rather tell their doctor they have a sexually transmitted disease than say that something is hanging out of them.""
Can you really be that ignorant? If my hoohah was falling out I would haul ass to the nearest doctor. Fuck the std excuse!
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Dude, I'd be screaming bloody murder at that first inch coming out. But I can't tell if it was something that just happened or if she, um, did something to bring it about.
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Anal prolapse is still better.
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Equally disgusting. I wonder if there are videos out there of vaginal prolapses? hmmm
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www.efukt.com
Somewhere on there, probably.
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"I was referred to a pelvic floor specialist. She took a look and said, 'Holy crap -- your vagina is falling out of your body, and it's dragging your bladder and your rectum along with it!'"
That has to rank pretty high up on the list of things you never want to hear. One, the condition itself is pretty disturbing. But, more generally, I don't think I ever want to have a medical condition that causes a doctor to exclaim "Holy crap!"
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Well I hope your vagina never falls out either Sam.
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I double-stapled him so his should be okay.
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As long as his body now matches his soul. That's all that matters.
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AUGH! Why the hell did I read this?! >.< *squeamish*
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As long as his body now matches his soul. That's all that matters.
All that who did what now? :blink: ;D
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AUGH! Why the hell did I read this?! >.< *squeamish*
I'm gonna put a hurtin' on ya. :D
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FYI, this can happen from incompatible sexual partners. And it can happen to your ass.
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Oh thanks...so now I have to worry about that and snakes coming up the drain when I'm dropping a deuce.
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I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes in my mother fucking john.
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Oh thanks...so now I have to worry about that and snakes coming up the drain when I'm dropping a deuce.
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Snakes? More like rats
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And it can happen to your ass.
Rarely, and often because the ass-owner doesn't have good musculature. Proplapse can be easily fixed, though. Still, pink socks are funny.
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Dude, I'd be screaming bloody murder at that first inch coming out. But I can't tell if it was something that just happened or if she, um, did something to bring it about.
She had children.
It mentions a newborn and a 2 year old.
Not that I have to tell you this, but your best best is to never breed.
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Millions of women have two or more children and don't have their vagoos popping out. Try again and do it right this time.
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She just assumed it was that vibrator she lost.
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Or she thought her vagina evolved?
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Maybe she thought it was a new baby coming out
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Maybe she had OMGBBQLAZORS
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I wish I had photoshop skills. I'd shoop a fallen out vagin with the whole chargin lazors thing.
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Millions of women have two or more children and don't have their vagoos popping out. Try again and do it right this time.
Most women yes, but maybe she had weak vaginal muscles to begin with. I mean, you're shoving something the size of a cantaloupe through a tube a half inch in diameter. Twice. It's possible some muscles may have been ripped or torn or weakened.
I still don't recommend ever having children.
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Still though, that REALLY should not happen.
But then there's that one show "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant". HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW?!
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The only time when I believe that is possible is when the woman is a fatass. If you have a normal or thin body theres NO WAY you cant notice the baby moving. No way. So maybe a fat one would think she's just having gas
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More mayonaise is never the answer.
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Unless it's used to grease up the cooch for the baby to pop itself out.
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Great, thanks to that mental image, I hate mayonnaise even more. :-\
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The only time when I believe that is possible is when the woman is a fatass. If you have a normal or thin body theres NO WAY you cant notice the baby moving. No way. So maybe a fat one would think she's just having gas
Well there was that weight lifter or someone who didn't realize she was preggers. Something about her not getting a regular period anyway.
I still don't recommend ever having children.
If you ever read the board you'd already know my opinion on that. Besides, your reasoning fails. Like Kary said, it's not supposed to happen. Shit tears and loses tightness but vaginas do not normally fall out and pull other parts with it. According to you, clown-car woman Duggar should be dragging hers by her feet by now.
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If Belladonna's vagina survives, then every other woman has a great chance.
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^ exactly!
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Yeah, but to be fair I'm sure she worked up to that.
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I have a video chronology of it. Well, no, I don't. But there's gotta be a torrent of it.
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Well there was that weight lifter or someone who didn't realize she was preggers. Something about her not getting a regular period anyway.
Oohhh I read about that! Didn't make sense, I thought all women weightlifers were dykes
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And she kinda looked it, too, but no, apparently cock was okay. Anyway, it was sad because the baby wasn't well and it died last month.
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o shit that sucksssss! what was wrong with the baby? but it makes sense, maybe thats why the baby wasn't moving so she didn't notice she was preggers
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What was wrong with the baby?
Roid rage.
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That baby has amazing lats.
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What was wrong with the baby?
Roid rage.
:lmao: Fuck, how dare you make me laugh at a dead baby. Goddammit, I had to explain what I was laughing at to Merla and I sounded like a monster. "Hee hee, the dead baby had roid rage." Fuck you. Seriously. Fuck.
The baby was premature from what I understood. I assumed he was also undernourished too due to the woman's regimen--calorie intake, use, and whatnot.
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Well the steroid thing makes sense. I mean she must have taken so many crap to pump up her muscles. Poor thing!
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Glad I could help, beck
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No, don't be glad! :mad: A baby died! >:( A baby I later laughed at! :rawr:
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You are a monster.
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I know! (http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/emoticons/E-I/frankenstein.gif)
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But I like saying it.
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You're a sick fucker. Sick.
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Yeah, uh, that green face, ugh.
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Mr. Yuck's in the other thread.
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Semi-related misc stuff, I guess...
Pregnant and Didn't Know It - MSN Health & Fitness readers share their stories about surprise pregnancies. (http://health.msn.com/pregnancy/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100148059)
Single British Asian mums losing their 'honour babies' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8475386.stm)
You want me to paint what? (http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/lavender-menace/2010/01/you-want-me-to-paint-what.html)
Oh beauty standards. Bleaching skin, straightening hair, removing hair, binding feet, stretching necks...color contacts, tattooed make-up. We women subscribe to some pretty wild shit to achieve certain standards of beauty. Well, this latest one might blow them all out of the water.
There's a new standard of beauty right now-- but it has nothing to do with the size of your feet or your hair texture. It is the pink vagina beauty standard. But fear not. If you don't have a god given, rosy pink set of bottom lips, then My New Pink Button has just the right combination of who knows what and dyes to quell your woes.
[article continues at link]
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Anal bleaching was big in Flordia. I filled alot of scripts that called for 'apply to anus twice daily'.
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HAAAAHAHA pink button. Why would the pink need to be restored? why would you lose the color to begin with???
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AIDS.
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Trauma
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Poor hygiene.
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Leprechauns with cans of stain that go around sneaking up your skirt when you aren't looking.
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Pillowpants gets made and paints the brown stains to make the bad things go away.
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Fuck Pillowpants! Honk if you love Pussy!
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...I have no horn. Now I have no idea what to do. :(
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...I have no horn. Now I have no idea what to do. :(
Horn of plenty is not plentiful.